___Here's hoping that you were all the Voltron fans that I was. Now you can all find out which character you are the most like . It probably tells a lot that I am Lotor, Crown Prince of Doom.posted by Matt 9/30/2003 12:26:00 PM
posted by Matt 9/30/2003 10:49:00 AM___
___As the newest intern here at the ACA, I wanted to make sure you know that the NFL cares about you even after your significant other has turned off the game.posted by Matt 9/30/2003 10:14:00 AM
9/26/2003
___uh oh... something seems different here in Smurk Villiage! help Papa Smurk find out why Grumpy Smurk is so happy, and why Slutty Smurk and Steroid Smurk are giving a whole new meaning to picking Smurkberries. nice theme song too...posted by Adam 9/26/2003 01:58:00 PM
The Smurks
___Damn! It's like they took my life, animated it, added a porn soundtrack, and put it online in this action packed Pimp Adventure Game. (that's not to say my life didn't already have a porn soundtrack).posted by Adam 9/26/2003 01:44:00 PM
Pimp's Quest Flash Game
___i apologize for the 95 popups clicking this link will unleash upon you, but it's pretty worth it. After all, where would India's youth be today if they didn't have the masterfully drawn safety posters like these warning kids not to throw their banana peels on the ground or stick pencils up their nose. And "Do not live in SHAKY house" may be the most relevant piece of advice going these days.posted by Adam 9/26/2003 10:32:00 AM
Safety Charts from India: An Ideal Boy
9/25/2003
___Our friends at Modern Drunkard Magazine offer up another gem: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drunks. Pass the Jagermeister!posted by Dave 9/25/2003 03:10:00 PM
9/23/2003
___South Korea has nothing else to worry about really, so they started thinking about maybe spelling their name with a C from now on as a nice change of pace.posted by Adam 9/23/2003 05:05:00 PM
C is for Korea...
___Everyone's tryin to mooch off the ACA's success! here's a BLATANT example! Now i know there are other things out there called the ACA. I can accept that. In fact, i think it creates good competition, and really just gives this ACA one more area to shine in.posted by Adam 9/23/2003 04:22:00 PM
But THIS is just stupid! These people started up some racket called the Appalachian Corridor Organization which is all fine and dandy... but they ignore the fact that "Organization" starts with the letter "O" and just go ahead and call it the ACA anyway. I mean, who are they trying to fool??? You don't see me going around calling it Adam's Crappy Attempt (or MP3 for short).
___wow! this site tells you what's playing on any radio station in the country at any given time. it's a curse, if you ask me! I mean Funky Col Medina is playing on WRPQ in Krapton, West Missouri and here i am on the crummy ol east coast. lotta good this does me.posted by Adam 9/23/2003 03:16:00 PM
i do kinda like their useless mobile access feature, though. say you're walking to your car across a parking lot. you're wondering what you'll be listening to the second you start your car. so you break out your cell phone, and punch up this site. (charges may apply) then bang! you know it's gonna be the ataris "boys of summer" cover, a whole 2 seconds before you get in! Of course, there was like an 80% chance it was gonna be "boys of summer" anyway.
i guess it's also cool to freak out your friends. offer to give someone aa ride somewhere, then start singing "desperado". they'll look at you a little funny, so give em a little wink. then when you get in the car and "desperado" starts playing they'll be totally freaked out. i mean... you listen to a station that would play desperado! and you just winked at them. they should be freaked out! ok... that's all i got.
Radio right now
___you might've seen this before... but it's classic!posted by Adam 9/23/2003 01:09:00 PM
a very old school pic: Gary Coleman meets Knight Rider
9/22/2003
___This guy thinks he had it tough, but I think the "wannabe" part of his penname says it all. He wouldn't last one day as an ACA intern, what with cleaning up after the doorknob-opening donkey and getting coffee after coffee dumped on your head by Adam for being "too hot, too cold, or too coffee-ey".posted by Dave 9/22/2003 10:41:00 AM
9/20/2003
___Nonono.. let's try that again...posted by Rishi 9/20/2003 02:13:00 PM
wanta freak out your coworkers? turn the volume up real loud then click here!
or here..
or here..
Or, just open up this picture..
Or, just browse the main page.
Have fun.
9/19/2003
___great history on the use the celebrated word, Asshat. (includes map of Sweeden and pic of Colin Powell)posted by Adam 9/19/2003 09:56:00 AM
___OKay, so this ColorBlind test ain't so interesting.. but.. is that the Ninja Burger guy at the end?posted by Rishi 9/19/2003 06:28:00 AM
--- Jinjiro Higuchi-san
9/18/2003
___I think the ACA has found its new ride. The description, pictures, and fan mail guarantee this will be a steal at any price.posted by Dave 9/18/2003 04:28:00 PM
9/11/2003
___Mmmmmm.... dog. Personally, I only eat farm-raised dogs - just a reflection of my refined tastes.posted by Dave 9/11/2003 08:30:00 AM
9/10/2003
posted by Adam 9/10/2003 05:39:00 PM___
___and from the animal front...posted by Adam 9/10/2003 04:59:00 PM
Monkey kicks wife out of bed
Lazy birds given car to migrate south
New Zealand to tax cow flatulence
posted by Adam 9/10/2003 04:50:00 PM___
9/09/2003
___Industrious lunatic baffles 23 cities with nonsensical message.posted by Adam 9/09/2003 02:05:00 PM
(free t-shirt to whoever pulls off a publicity stunt like this!)
Toynbee Ideas in Kubrick's 2001 Ressurect Dead on Planet Jupiter
___To supplement airline security's more haphazard racial profiling, they will now be instituting a cold hard system of Color Codes based on "a variety of factors".posted by Adam 9/09/2003 01:49:00 PM
Naturally, it all boils down to:
Green you're cool.
Yellow you're a bit iffy.
And Red... you're trouble.
But the messed up part is that they say 1-2% people will get RED which means getting barred from boarding the plane, detained for police questioning, and possibly dragged away in handcuffs kicking and screaming.
um... 1-2% PERCENT!?! are you kidding me????
I gotta fly to 3 different states a month just to fulfill all of my residency tax loopholes. Now I'm F***ed!
9/08/2003
___man, do i feel stupid now. and half this crap i just know cause i took psych. i do kinda take offense to their "Which of these foods taste good?" questions. yeah, like i'm gonna take the BBC's word on stuff like that. "Sorry. The correct food combination was blood sausage and lime jello."posted by Adam 9/08/2003 01:41:00 PM
13 out of 20.
senss challenge
___it's cool, but with all the time they put into this, you'd think they'd make it so the whole background was black... kinda defeats the purpose when it's not.posted by Adam 9/08/2003 01:08:00 PM
flying ping pong
9/06/2003
posted by Rishi 9/06/2003 02:16:00 AM___
9/05/2003
___If you're an ACA intern, there's a pretty good chance (just so you know) that someday you'll be "volunteered" to take the fall for our organization if something happens to come up regarding our "questionable accounting practices".posted by Adam 9/05/2003 12:56:00 PM
But not to fear!! Cuz now there's now a Federal Prison Rape Elimination Act. :)
(that little smiley represents just about the extent of the ACA's legal support for our scapegoats in such matters)
So don't worry about going to any Federal Pound You in the Ass Prison... by the time you get there it will be known as a "Federal Jab You in the Arm (formerly Pound You in the Ass) Prison". All the inmates will surely have been well versed in this new code of conduct which threatens such tough example setting measures as "recording statistics on the problem" and an "annual hearing panel and luncheon" And just incase anyone starts trying to make you their C-Block bitch, simply cite document 2009.14.a-3 section 8 paragraph 2 (the "Rectal Bill of Rights"), and inform them of your butthole's constitutional protection.
Remember.. Prison Ass Awareness is everyone's problem, so "Give a Hoot... Protect your Chute!"
___Rosie O'Donnell backs Boy George.. this is the moment we've all been waiting for...posted by Rishi 9/05/2003 09:29:00 AM
