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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.

To supplement airline security's more haphazard racial profiling, they will now be instituting a cold hard system of Color Codes based on "a variety of factors".

Naturally, it all boils down to:
Green you're cool.
Yellow you're a bit iffy.
And Red... you're trouble.

But the messed up part is that they say 1-2% people will get RED which means getting barred from boarding the plane, detained for police questioning, and possibly dragged away in handcuffs kicking and screaming.

um... 1-2% PERCENT!?! are you kidding me????

I gotta fly to 3 different states a month just to fulfill all of my residency tax loopholes. Now I'm F***ed!

posted by Adam 9/09/2003 01:49:00 PM

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