___If you're an ACA intern, there's a pretty good chance (just so you know) that someday you'll be "volunteered" to take the fall for our organization if something happens to come up regarding our "questionable accounting practices".posted by Adam 9/05/2003 12:56:00 PM
But not to fear!! Cuz now there's now a Federal Prison Rape Elimination Act. :)
(that little smiley represents just about the extent of the ACA's legal support for our scapegoats in such matters)
So don't worry about going to any Federal Pound You in the Ass Prison... by the time you get there it will be known as a "Federal Jab You in the Arm (formerly Pound You in the Ass) Prison". All the inmates will surely have been well versed in this new code of conduct which threatens such tough example setting measures as "recording statistics on the problem" and an "annual hearing panel and luncheon" And just incase anyone starts trying to make you their C-Block bitch, simply cite document 2009.14.a-3 section 8 paragraph 2 (the "Rectal Bill of Rights"), and inform them of your butthole's constitutional protection.
Remember.. Prison Ass Awareness is everyone's problem, so "Give a Hoot... Protect your Chute!"