Can we put together some kind of office pool for this?

Dress like a despot.

posted by Rishi 11/29/2005 03:03:00 PM [this link] [email it]

Not as funny as it could be, but check out "Otanno"...

The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards

posted by Adam 11/29/2005 01:18:00 PM [this link] [email it]

11/19/2005

http://tv.yahoo.com/feature/seinfelddvd56.html

Check out the first DVD Extra. The Big Race.

posted by Bob A 11/19/2005 02:07:00 PM [this link] [email it]

11/16/2005

Tired of the city life? Especially them city chicks? Try this new matchmaker. City Folks Just dont Get It

posted by Bob A 11/16/2005 12:53:00 AM [this link] [email it]

11/15/2005

Hmm. Seems reasonable.

um... just an idea, but would money work instead of crack?

Mayoral Candidate Suggests Using Crack As Incentive For Homeless

posted by Adam 11/15/2005 01:09:00 PM [this link] [email it]

Now you can "choose your sauce" and "choose your destiny" in this little interactive romp through some wacky office cubicle adventure. The whole thing smacks of ACA.

KFC Flavor Station - Choose your Sauce

posted by Adam 11/15/2005 11:56:00 AM [this link] [email it]

11/14/2005

This would be a pretty evil thing to do... but then this little blurb caught my eye:

Scare the Absolute B-Jesus Out of Your
Boyfriend / Professor / Cousin / Brother-in-Law
with a Fake Pregnancy Test!

Hmm. Guess that sorta describes their target consumer. Though I would like to have seen an "etc" in there after brother-in-law.

Fake pregnancy tests

posted by Adam 11/14/2005 10:42:00 AM [this link] [email it]

11/10/2005

If you enjoyed the zany Japanese insanity of yesterday's H.K. Cafe, then you'll love this one. It's basically the same, except it's way more complicated and has way more stuff that's in Japanese. Enjoy.

Virtual Japanese Juice Bar

posted by Adam 11/10/2005 12:52:00 PM [this link] [email it]

Say it with me... "Xanthohumol"

What's that you say? Well in addition to tasting great, making you virtually immune to criticism, and helping white guys to dance (since 1884), Beer now keeps you from getting Cancer! It's all because it has this Xanthohumol stuff that you can't get anywere else. (nor would you want to...)

Ahh. Is there anything beer can't do?? (I submit that there isn't.)

"Still, no one knows how much beer is needed to reap the benefits. Mice studies show that the compound is metabolized quickly by the body, so it's hard to get a large amount in the body at one time, Stevens said."

Sounds like a challenge to me!

Beer Fights Cancer!

posted by Adam 11/10/2005 09:48:00 AM [this link] [email it]

Here's some awesome Iranian children cartoons that show how cool it is to be a suicide bomber:

Khalil: No. This is impossible, because you've had no training and cannot bear arms.
Abd Al-Rahman: But we have two days to learn how to throw hand grenades and so on.

Or, if no grenades are available, you can always use.. uhh.. eggplants.

posted by Rishi 11/10/2005 06:35:00 AM [this link] [email it]

11/09/2005

I always enjoy when mainstream media finally shows up on the scene of something like this and stuggles to figure out and to explain it.

Never seen this hand sign? You might be shocked

posted by Adam 11/09/2005 01:59:00 PM [this link] [email it]

I know American kids have no attention span, but if i was a young British chap and was expected to tolerate this as my form of entertainment, then I'd probably kill myself.

In the three years he had been Games Master at Greytowers School, Harry Herbert had never felt so confident about the outcome of "The Big Match" ? the annual game with Oldtown College, the one game of the season which really mattered. The School had a good side; they had the advantage of playing at home; the weather was seemingly set fair; and they had a splendid new football pitch, the envy of neighbouring schools, completed in three weeks of unrelenting labour by the junior boys' forced-labour squads at the cost of only seventeen lives. So it was with a spring in his step that Mr. Herbert opened the door of the Football Committee Room and strode in with a hearty "Good morning!"

THE SLINGSHOT: The Great British Magazine for Young Chaps

posted by Adam 11/09/2005 01:34:00 PM [this link] [email it]

Be a virtual short order cook and make the eggs, toast, and noodles as fast as possible without burning anything. Though it's a small departure from the burger flipping skills that most ACA interns wil be familiar with... this will atleast get you ready for work in the ACA's South Asian sweatshop cafeterias, if you should be lucky enough to get promoted that is.

H.K. Cafe

posted by Adam 11/09/2005 11:20:00 AM [this link] [email it]

11/04/2005

The ACA is apparently worth a cool $564.54. SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!

How Much Is My Blog Worth

posted by Adam 11/04/2005 11:21:00 AM [this link] [email it]

Finally, some serious research into exactly how much alcohol can be squeezed into a single Jell-O shot. It's nice to see the scientific method doing some good for a change.

Creating the Ultimate Jell-O Shot

posted by Adam 11/04/2005 09:29:00 AM [this link] [email it]

I know we've all been waiting patiently for this one, so without further ado... Kevin Federline's Triumphant Debut into the Rap Scene.

K Fed: "Y'all Aint Ready!"

posted by Adam 11/04/2005 09:14:00 AM [this link] [email it]

11/03/2005

Wanna know which neighbor raped a 87-year old woman in her wheel chair? The Watchdog will help you.

posted by Matt 11/03/2005 11:10:00 AM [this link] [email it]

Looking to play games to kill some time? Best.... site.... ever.....

posted by Dave 11/03/2005 09:34:00 AM [this link] [email it]

11/01/2005

Are you a fan of the great American novel? If so, what the hell are you doing at the ACA? If not, then you might enjoy these book reviews from amazon.com.

posted by Dave 11/01/2005 01:31:00 PM [this link] [email it]

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