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Say it with me... "Xanthohumol"

What's that you say? Well in addition to tasting great, making you virtually immune to criticism, and helping white guys to dance (since 1884), Beer now keeps you from getting Cancer! It's all because it has this Xanthohumol stuff that you can't get anywere else. (nor would you want to...)

Ahh. Is there anything beer can't do?? (I submit that there isn't.)

"Still, no one knows how much beer is needed to reap the benefits. Mice studies show that the compound is metabolized quickly by the body, so it's hard to get a large amount in the body at one time, Stevens said."

Sounds like a challenge to me!

Beer Fights Cancer!

posted by Adam 11/10/2005 09:48:00 AM

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