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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.

I know American kids have no attention span, but if i was a young British chap and was expected to tolerate this as my form of entertainment, then I'd probably kill myself.

In the three years he had been Games Master at Greytowers School, Harry Herbert had never felt so confident about the outcome of "The Big Match" ? the annual game with Oldtown College, the one game of the season which really mattered. The School had a good side; they had the advantage of playing at home; the weather was seemingly set fair; and they had a splendid new football pitch, the envy of neighbouring schools, completed in three weeks of unrelenting labour by the junior boys' forced-labour squads at the cost of only seventeen lives. So it was with a spring in his step that Mr. Herbert opened the door of the Football Committee Room and strode in with a hearty "Good morning!"

THE SLINGSHOT: The Great British Magazine for Young Chaps

posted by Adam 11/09/2005 01:34:00 PM

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