posted by Adam 4/29/2005 04:45:00 PM___
___If you didn't think shaving a backwards Superman logo on your chest would get the ladies... think again, brother.posted by Adam 4/29/2005 04:19:00 PM
This is the kind of thing that really doesn't need to be on the internet... or the ACA... but it's pretty funny.
Ghetto Tattooing
4/28/2005
___Guess the Google, where you try to figure out what the Google search was based on a grid of images resulting from the search.posted by Dave 4/28/2005 02:51:00 PM
posted by Dave 4/28/2005 08:46:00 AM___
4/27/2005
posted by Rishi 4/27/2005 05:39:00 PM___
___Speaking of wasting minutes of your life, there's no reason to really click on the following link.posted by Rishi 4/27/2005 05:16:00 PM
Here's a bizaree video to a new Queens of the Stone Age song.
I'm sorry.
___For all the single guys out there (you reading this) and the guys who just wish they were single (me).. I think this concept could really work.posted by Rishi 4/27/2005 03:14:00 PM
Wingwomen.
___I want an Oompa Loompa now!!!posted by Bob A 4/27/2005 11:33:00 AM
Ive been wondering what Varuca Salt looks like these days since Bobby 3 watches Wonka just about every day. (just one picture here)
___There's really no good way to describe this video. All that I can do is warn you that it contains profane text.posted by Dave 4/27/2005 10:54:00 AM
4/26/2005
___In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.posted by Adam 4/26/2005 12:38:00 PM
In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
hmm, that's pretty bad... but apparently in 1659, Massachusetts outlawed Christmas.
Weird laws they never got around to changing
4/22/2005
___Are you "...lovin' it"? Well if you're one of those people who sit in McDonalds wondering who exactly is lovin' what, then you might want to adopt one of these new slogans for your next trip to micky-d's.posted by Adam 4/22/2005 04:03:00 PM
___With all due apologies to kitten lovers out there, I present Kitten Cannon. What better way to spend a Friday than firing kittens out of a cannon? My high score so far is 1,250 feet.posted by Dave 4/22/2005 08:29:00 AM
4/21/2005
___Science Made Stupid. It's science.... made stupid.posted by Dave 4/21/2005 04:04:00 PM
4/20/2005
___What kind of American English do you speak?posted by Dave 4/20/2005 10:46:00 AM
50% General American English
35% Yankee
15% Dixie
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern
4/14/2005
___We always knew Adam was all-powerful, but did you know that he is actually IN the Koran?!?!posted by Rishi 4/14/2005 02:24:00 PM
Yes, it's true. Hit Control-F and do a search for DiChiara...
Bizarre.
posted by Adam 4/14/2005 09:48:00 AM___
4/13/2005
___When, exactly, is enough enough?posted by Rishi 4/13/2005 10:39:00 PM
Japanese woman arrested for blasting music at her neighbor for over two years!!
___Google's really branching out these days. Actually now you can even translate the page into any language you want.. which is pretty normal, i guess... but then I noticed their list included "Hacker" "Klingon" and "Elmer Fudd".posted by Adam 4/13/2005 05:44:00 PM
I almost couldn't get it back into English after putting it into Klingon... aka "tlhIngan Hol".
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___"I was surprised to find not one, but two covers depicting Superboy as a whipped-ass bondage slave."posted by Adam 4/13/2005 01:59:00 PM
Unintentionally sexual comic book covers
___I don't know why I keep providing the Interns with all this information on how to build up an office resistance. Call me cocky I guess.posted by Adam 4/13/2005 01:56:00 PM
OfficeGuns
___Virtual Bartender TWO!!!posted by Bob A 4/13/2005 12:11:00 AM
Its hotter than the first. "Kiss" "Rub [Elbows]" and "Strip" are good places to start for commands.
[Edited for the kids... sorry bob]
4/12/2005
posted by Matt 4/12/2005 01:59:00 PM___
4/08/2005
posted by Bob A 4/08/2005 10:52:00 PM___
___If you're ever using Google Map's new Satellite feature to check out aerial views of Everett, Mass.. you might see something funny on the roof of their local Target Store. (courtesy of Chris Kwan).posted by Adam 4/08/2005 09:59:00 AM
Props to whoever comes up with the best idea for the roof of ACA Headquarters.
4/07/2005
___If the ACA ever starts handing out paychecks, I can see this type of thing happening the day after payday.posted by Adam 4/07/2005 04:17:00 PM
Man arrested for paying in $2 bills
___I think we found the ACA's new hosting service! Except I can't decide if we should go with the SpamMaker PRO, or the one that includes free software (like the Hong-Kong worm).posted by Adam 4/07/2005 02:49:00 PM
Halfhosts
4/05/2005
___Looking for a child's gift that is both fun and educational? How about Kaba Kick? It's "Russian roulette for kids"!posted by Dave 4/05/2005 03:05:00 PM
4/01/2005
___In honor of today I give you a link with the dumbest April's Fool ideas in the history of mankind..posted by Rishi 4/01/2005 09:21:00 AM
Elaine's April's Fools Day Page
(scroll to bottom of page to see her suggestions)
It closes with:
Now here is a idea...Instead of playing a trick on someone,do something nice instead!- a good idea I think :-)
Uhh, and the email address is a little weird.
