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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.


2/28/2004
Very interesting link if you're in the mood to be introspective. Some of you probably took it before. Interesting, the first time I took it, I was an INFP.. now, I'm an ENFP.

Jung Typology Test
posted by Rishi 2/28/2004 06:49:00 PM
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2/27/2004

Tired of your fake watched being too.. umm.. fake? Then go to the (highly credible) ideal watches where their replica watches are "rated by the best in the industry to be the best in the industry"!!

"But, Rishi, how does my Swiss-made fake Swiss watch compare to a Chinese-made fake Swiss watch?", you ask. FOOL! The Swiss know their (fake) watches. But, don't take my word for it, check out this awesome COMPARISON CHART

Or, if you really want to study up on the topic, you can check out this really dumb PDF file.
posted by Rishi 2/27/2004 09:26:00 AM
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2/25/2004

out of all the people in the world... they list Barbara Walters, Geraldo, and Jesse Ventura?

Bob A's Age-o-thing'er
posted by Adam 2/25/2004 12:02:00 PM
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2/24/2004

This guy is just another example of why spitting contests should be left to professionals. Reminds me of the ACA shelfball "incident" - far too gruesome to even recount.
posted by Dave 2/24/2004 05:52:00 PM
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This is for Bob A - It'll make him feel better. Too bad it was 14 years ago.

Also, here's some great attempt at (cerebral) Red Sox humor. You guys love this stuff.

And one last one.
posted by Rishi 2/24/2004 09:04:00 AM
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2/23/2004

The Yankee or Dixie quiz - a sure-fire way to figure out how much of an average Jeff Foxworthy routine that you'll find funny. It says that I'm 53% Dixie, though I'm calling a coach's challenge on that one.
posted by Dave 2/23/2004 08:23:00 AM
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2/21/2004

Recently, the ACA interns said goodbye to something that was like a member of our family... the ACA Sega Genesis. The ol' girl was held together with duct tape and needed about 15 minutes to warm up in the morning... but she never let us down. well... until now. Anyway, refusing to "grow up" or "go outside" the ACA Tech Staff went hard to work, desperately trying to bring her back to life. In the end... they succeeded in cloning here into something you can download right here.

And as you know... there was only really ever one game for genesis worth playing. And it's been updated for '04 and internet play... and they brought back heads bleeding. All i need is some Green day, a case of Red Dog, and a bag of Doritos and i'm back in college. NHL 94!


posted by Adam 2/21/2004 01:38:00 PM
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2/20/2004

lots of oldies but goodies... from cousin bob.

Flash Cartoons
posted by Adam 2/20/2004 02:25:00 PM
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Not a good way to waste time.. especially if you've actually lost your keys.

Where are my keys!??
posted by Rishi 2/20/2004 09:56:00 AM
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2/18/2004

A good way to kill time: AmIAnnoying.com. Ever been snubbed by a celebrity? Exact revenge with a hard-hitting "annoying" vote.
posted by Dave 2/18/2004 03:18:00 PM
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Finally, Rishi can get help when making up a girlfriend!: Make Me Yours
posted by Matt 2/18/2004 11:44:00 AM
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2/17/2004

Don't want to end up like Dennis Kucinich? Living in a dump. Well, now you can be the first in your town to have an Airplane Home.
posted by Matt 2/17/2004 10:23:00 AM
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2/16/2004

Anyone that was at Dave's place for Pat's birthday knows someone that could use this: HIVOX BIOTEK -- Product : Snore Stopper
posted by Matt 2/16/2004 09:37:00 AM
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2/13/2004

No more late arrivals to work with this eBay bargain. What better way to recreate all of those moments from everyone's favorite 80's "top gun"-related movie.... Iron Eagle?
posted by Dave 2/13/2004 10:45:00 AM
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2/12/2004

I never heard of the comic strip Red Meat before today, but some of these are hilarious!
posted by Dave 2/12/2004 03:23:00 PM
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Don't see this guybeing nominated as father of the year any time soon.
posted by Dave 2/12/2004 01:37:00 PM
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2/11/2004

Frenchies.. is there anything they won't do??
posted by Rishi 2/11/2004 05:36:00 PM
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Has an ex been bothering you? Did someone wrong you or pick on your manhood? RevengeLady.com - Relationship Advice
posted by Matt 2/11/2004 10:11:00 AM
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2/10/2004

Sorry, I've been on vacation (no excuse).

Please Poke my Bunny.
posted by Rishi 2/10/2004 11:12:00 PM
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2/09/2004

What do you get when you combine the ACA Sticker and an ACA Intern's forehead??

Headvertise.com

posted by Adam 2/09/2004 04:42:00 PM
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Here's a nice site for videos: Create A Wreck featuring Stupid People and Crash Videos. You absolutely must watch the Pole-vaulting video if you think you've felt pain before.
posted by Matt 2/09/2004 11:18:00 AM
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2/06/2004

Nothing says "please drive my car off the road" like a well placed bumper sticker (other than an ACA bumper sticker, of course).
posted by Dave 2/06/2004 02:28:00 PM
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This is pretty cool: Find your house by satellite. So far, I've checked every address on the Eastern seaboard without one sign of any sunbathing hotties.
posted by Dave 2/06/2004 01:47:00 PM
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2/05/2004

This guy's attentiveness could make him a good candidate for a job with security at ACA headquarters.
posted by Dave 2/05/2004 01:22:00 PM
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8BM.com Daily News In Bad Taste -- A news site the likes of which the ACA should consider getting behind.
posted by Matt 2/05/2004 10:55:00 AM
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2/04/2004

The solution to all of your Bar Restroom problems.
posted by Matt 2/04/2004 12:56:00 PM
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Here he is, everybody's [least] favorite companion of Triumph: Blackwolf the Dragonmaster's Dark Chambers
posted by Matt 2/04/2004 12:50:00 PM
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Wow, it's like the dewey decimal system of music in 3D. If only the links on the ACA were organized like this!

Musicplasma
posted by Adam 2/04/2004 12:10:00 PM
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Ok... you all know the ACA Air Hockey table lacks some of the more commonly seen features of say, a "conventional" Air Hockey table. Like pucks, for example. But we've always been able to make do with frozen slices of canadian bacon, haven't we??

Well, according to the Department of Public Health, it's "UNSAFE" to eat that afterwards, for some reason. What the Hell! Anyway, ACA Management has found a temporary solution with Virtual Air hockey. It lacks that charming buzz noise, and you can't stick you thumb in front of the goal to cheat... but atleast you can just reboot if you're losing.

posted by Adam 2/04/2004 11:49:00 AM
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2/03/2004

"I plan for weeks, maybe months in advance and get everything together. I think my mum is secretly proud, although she doesn’t say it to my face.”

I can definitely see how Streaking at the Superbowl can take months of planning. So I kind of feel bad for the guy, now that he's been overshadowed by Janet Jackson... who's stunt probably only took about 1 month of planning, tops.

posted by Adam 2/03/2004 02:46:00 PM
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Clumsy Crooks: Evidence that everyone is stupid, but me.
posted by Matt 2/03/2004 01:51:00 PM
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Who can say that they aren't jealous of this collection?: Ray guns 01

Pay special attention to the fact that this guy spells worse than Mike.
posted by Matt 2/03/2004 01:46:00 PM
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2/02/2004

Big ACA happenings!

ACA Update
posted by Adam 2/02/2004 12:57:00 PM
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Another reason why that stupid rat needs to be shot.

(courtesy, Bob A.)

Rockin Groundhog Day 2004
posted by Adam 2/02/2004 12:22:00 PM
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2/01/2004

if everyone around the world... submitted just ONE hump...

iHumpThings.com
posted by Adam 2/01/2004 01:26:00 AM
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