___In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.posted by Adam 4/26/2005 12:38:00 PM
In Arkansas, a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
hmm, that's pretty bad... but apparently in 1659, Massachusetts outlawed Christmas.
Weird laws they never got around to changing