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___I've found the online game motherload: Flash Arcade. Hello, unemployment!posted by Dave 3/31/2004 09:29:00 AM
3/30/2004
___Ah, the telltale "reaction in the lower half of the body". I think this kid is in for a rough life.posted by Dave 3/30/2004 12:43:00 PM
___Is there any better form of entertainment than seeing your friends receive electric shock? Of course not. Now you can have endless shocking fun with the Lightning Reaction Game.posted by Dave 3/30/2004 12:40:00 PM
3/29/2004
___Last week, ACA management sent out a memorandum prohibitting nose picking in all ACA corporate offices, warehouses and fairgrounds. This was all in response to our annual ACA "Bring Kids/Put Kids to Work" Day. Well, today I came in and found this note from the doctor on my desk.posted by Adam 3/29/2004 03:18:00 PM
3/25/2004
___From the people who ripped off the people who brought you "RateMyTeachers.com" comes the next logical step:posted by Adam 3/25/2004 09:51:00 AM
RateMyProfessors.com
3/24/2004
___Most of this stuff is just your standard last meal: "One whole fried chicken (Extra crispy), 3 double cheese burgers, 2 T-bone steaks, 1 flour tortilla, 18 slices of cheese, 1 coconut, 1 chef salad (no meat), 13 slices of bacon, 1 apple pie (hot), 1 gallon of vanilla ice cream, 1 chocolate birthday cake with 2/23/90 written on it, 4 Dr. Peppers, 1 Vanilla Coke, and 1 gallon of chocolate milk."posted by Adam 3/24/2004 09:38:00 AM
But the one that really scares me is "Cool whip and cherries". I just can't picture that. (and choose not to).
List of Texas Inmates' Last Meals
3/23/2004
___This company is really going places! It's like the ACA... only with customers.posted by Adam 3/23/2004 02:38:00 PM
Huh? corp. "We do stuff"
___If only these rules were made more available to people before they enter the military, we wouldn't have so many misunderstandings, especially concerning 'Me Frosted Lucky Charms'.posted by Matt 3/23/2004 09:51:00 AM
The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army
___Here it is, gentlemen. The best idea someone has since the ACA. All that we have to do is convince Cousin Bob to be the target.posted by Matt 3/23/2004 09:46:00 AM
Fun with Fireworks
3/22/2004
___The solution to all those rancid beef smells coming from the ACA fridge: Beef in a can.posted by Matt 3/22/2004 03:50:00 PM
3/19/2004
posted by Adam 3/19/2004 02:34:00 PM___
___Something that everyone can use: A Guide to Netiquette.posted by Dave 3/19/2004 11:01:00 AM
___Apparently, another web site has discovered the ACA's mission statement, and used it for their own purposes: the most neglected site on the web.posted by Dave 3/19/2004 10:44:00 AM
3/17/2004
___Finally, someone steps up and addresses the hard-hitting issue of dihydrogen monoxide. Article.posted by Dave 3/17/2004 01:16:00 PM
___"Screw You, You Jittery Bitch! MWAH!"posted by Adam 3/17/2004 11:11:00 AM
Caffeine was the crack of the 50's... breaking up marriages, and forcing kids to retreat to the streets in fear of their java crazed parents. And behind it all was Mr. Coffee Nerves, with his evil laugh, twisty mustache, and futuristic jet pack.
MR. COFFEE NERVES takes on POSTUM
3/16/2004
___Looks like baseball reversed their steroid ban. At least for the Tigers.posted by Rishi 3/16/2004 03:51:00 PM
___Looks like someone outside the ACA got their hands on the "ACA Manager's Guide". Here's the proof.posted by Dave 3/16/2004 08:53:00 AM
___Before you consider that trip to Ontario that you've been planning for so long, you might want to brush up on this legislation.posted by Dave 3/16/2004 08:46:00 AM
___OK... I have no idea how to play this game, but I think that adds to the fun. Reminds me a lot of how I approach my job as an intern - randomly click, and see what happens. GROW.posted by Dave 3/16/2004 08:14:00 AM
My high score so far is 6000, although I have no idea what happened to cause that score.
3/15/2004
___When a winter storm hits the Raleigh-Durham and Chapel Hill areas in, problems can rise when you allow businesses to use the internet to report weather-related closings. Especially when anyone with internet access can pretend to be a business and report a "closing". Some highlights:posted by Dave 3/15/2004 03:44:00 PM
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3/12/2004
___For those of you that read ESPN baseball articles, Here's one from "Peter Gammons" that I bet you haven't run into.posted by Matt 3/12/2004 03:33:00 PM
___Recently the ACA opened it's doors to its fans for a day of ACA Banners, oversized t-shirts, sit down lunches, and ACA related picture taking.posted by Adam 3/12/2004 01:37:00 PM
This gave our hardcore fans a much unneeded look inside ACA Headquarters to see our facilities first hand.
AdamCon
___We've all aquired years of own personal research in this category, but can we really ever make sense of our own madness? Well, now science has done something useful for a change.posted by Adam 3/12/2004 12:00:00 PM
This test couldn't be longer or more thorough, but lets face it... the quick surveys are ok for presidential canditates and personalities, but when it comes to labeling your superficiality, you want to be damn SURE it's accurate.
Physical Attraction Test
___Since everyone has shown to be amused by simple things, like I am, here's a mindless site to occupy some of your time.posted by Matt 3/12/2004 11:13:00 AM
3/11/2004
___Maybe this is only funny because I'm Indian.posted by Rishi 3/11/2004 04:55:00 PM
No, it's just funny.
The Singhsons.
P.S. - I have to give the so-called mad props to MyJenn.
3/10/2004
___Here it is. The place where people like you and me can feel comfortable being ourselves without having to conform to society anymore. Plus, they have an award for the movie with the longest list of credits: The Grover Award.posted by Matt 3/10/2004 01:28:00 PM
Dull Men's Club
edit: After spending more time on the site, I realized how much of a goldmine it is. For example, here's there Dull Site of the year: pure genius.
3/09/2004
___Ok... new mission statement for the ACA. Scratch that crap about landing on sun by 2012. From now on, our goal is to beat this! I've already gotten up to a minute and a half. Now it's time for you interns to do what they do best.posted by Adam 3/09/2004 04:16:00 PM
HoldTheButton.com
my motivation lasted only as long as the "Did you know" tidbits took to start repeating. (and it wasn't long)
posted by Adam 3/09/2004 04:00:00 PM___
___MSNBC - N-Star To Expand Search For Stray Electric Currentposted by Matt 3/09/2004 03:09:00 PM
Apparently, you're putting your dog at risk every time you walk him across a manhole. And I thought those covers were there to protect us from the CHUDs, mole men, and crab people. I wonder if there's any way to find out which covers are causing the problem. We could use some Mad Dog 20/20 to gain access to hobos for testing. Are they usually barefoot?
___Another story of real life imitating the simpsons imitating real life...posted by Adam 3/09/2004 11:35:00 AM
Dear Abby: Homer bought me a bowling ball for my birthday and I'm keeping it.
And over in the food section of the paper, a confused reader gets a detailed explaination of "Brunch" as: "It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite luuunch... but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get enTIREly what you would at breakfast, but you get a GOOD MEAL."
3/08/2004
___I know that most of us don't have to deal with customers daily (since we are geeks), but in case you are still bitter from those high school days at the local Dairy Queen, you'll feel right at home here:Customers Suck! The Customer Is Never Right!posted by Matt 3/08/2004 02:57:00 PM
Oh yeah, I don't know if there is even a second level to the "Whack a Customer" game, but it was still pretty fun.
___Ever wonder is there was a deeper meaning to your Playboy's late arrival or why there are always so many men at topless bars in business suits? Well, now you can find out that and more.posted by Matt 3/08/2004 02:51:00 PM
The Secrets Exchange
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___Meet the METS! Meet the METS! Come on out... and Greet the METS who are out in the parking lot, peeing on your pizzeria.posted by Adam 3/08/2004 01:43:00 PM
gotta love the delivery boy who chased them on his bike as they drove away in their hummer. Then backpeddled over a curb and into the bushes when they stopped and got out.
3/07/2004
___I've spent a lot of time wondering who would win in a fight between He-Man and Lion-O. I mean, He-Man is the most powerful man in the universe but Lion-O.. well, he's a fucking LION, all right?posted by Rishi 3/07/2004 10:34:00 AM
Well, finally, my questions we answered. You'll be shocked.
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3/05/2004
posted by Matt 3/05/2004 02:34:00 PM___
3/03/2004
___Why the hell did I just hear about this? I checked MapQuest and this is 3 hours, 36 minutes from Boston. ACA Field Trip? Topless waitresses serve up a cup of javaposted by Matt 3/03/2004 03:16:00 PM
___No one could possibly go 40 days and 40 nights with a straight face, and apparently Jesus is no exception.posted by Adam 3/03/2004 02:41:00 PM
Read some bits from The Passion of the Christ: Blooper Reel here, since it probably won't make it onto the DVD.
___Delphion Gallery of Obscure Patentsposted by Matt 3/03/2004 02:20:00 PM
Hey Dave, your dream to patent a bird diaper appears to be out of reach.
___I realize that my submission frequency has decreased significantly in the last month or so. Well, this can be attributed to two things: Spring Training has begun, and 'The Man' has upgraded the Firewall to prevent viewing any sight that promotes creative or intelligent thought. So, I decided to start fighting the oppression, but I had to set my sights fairly low.posted by Matt 3/03/2004 02:14:00 PM
I'm trying to figure out if this guy is funny or if he simply watches a lot of "The Daily Show" Mike's NewsQuips
posted by Adam 3/03/2004 01:51:00 PM___
___meet the ACA's new "Director of Third World Manufacturing". What does it take to make it to such a level in this business??? Find out.posted by Adam 3/03/2004 01:49:00 PM
___God, I don't know how many times I moon the people I'm dragracing.posted by Rishi 3/03/2004 12:52:00 PM
___Wow, did you see how Gigli just totally swept The Razzies?posted by Rishi 3/03/2004 09:01:00 AM
