___Another story of real life imitating the simpsons imitating real life...posted by Adam 3/09/2004 11:35:00 AM
Dear Abby: Homer bought me a bowling ball for my birthday and I'm keeping it.
And over in the food section of the paper, a confused reader gets a detailed explaination of "Brunch" as: "It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite luuunch... but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get enTIREly what you would at breakfast, but you get a GOOD MEAL."