___Let's say you're having trouble remembering my cell phone number.. well, why remember 768-9471 when you can just remember PO-UZI-71! See, it's so simple!posted by Rishi 11/27/2003 02:50:00 PM
See what (awesome) words your phone number makes!
11/26/2003
___And you thought your dog was strange!posted by Matt 11/26/2003 09:27:00 AM
11/25/2003
___OKay, OKay, let me try and redeem myself:posted by Rishi 11/25/2003 02:41:00 PM
Here's a place where you can find a video of a man lighting a fart on fire, and a donkey trying to have sex with some dude.
Hilarious, right!
I highly recommend the donkey one.. in fact, I'm playing it over and over again right now.
I.. Uhhh.. I gotta go.
No, wait, WAIT.. you GOTTA fucking click on the one called Crispy.. Seriously.. it's hilarious.. then disturbing.. then boring.. then hilarious again. SERIOUSLY, you'll all thank me for this.
"I wanna Ron-Soole!
Oh Ronsole, I hate you Ronsole
I hate when I make up new words
But I dont hate when I make up new birds"
___The whole idea of a " " City bear conjures up images of Top Cat for me.posted by Rishi 11/25/2003 02:28:00 PM
Ahhh, Ol' T.C., how I miss you!
Wait, he didn't link to an actual NYTIMES link, did he?
Let's see how this plays out...
11/22/2003
___Hey ACA Fans! If you're feeling nostalgic, why not check out the ACA's new "History" section for a look back at the highs and lows of our storied timeline. Or if you feel like blowing your paycheck on something useless, check out the "Merchandise" page and our new "Wanna-Be Trucker Hat" that all the loser kids are talking about. Don't forget... a 200 character write up under a new merchandise item counts as a real Update!posted by Adam 11/22/2003 01:07:00 PM
Adam's Crappy Attempt
11/21/2003
___If you're on your way to Seattle, make sure to stop by this site for the lowdown.posted by Matt 11/21/2003 11:00:00 AM
___Ever wonder if Hollywood Stars were as frugal as Adam is with his Christmas bonus checks? Here you go.posted by Matt 11/21/2003 10:58:00 AM
___This is like crack. Most of the videos have been seen elsewhere, but I jsut can't get enough of them.posted by Matt 11/21/2003 10:51:00 AM
11/18/2003
___Finally! Everything you ever wanted to know about riding the $20 dollar "Fung Wah", Chinatown-to-Chinatown, Bus.posted by Adam 11/18/2003 02:31:00 PM
Sure... they're operated by Chinese organized crime, and some have been known to burst into flames under mysterious circumstances, but... $20 bucks!
EVERYBODY FUNG WAH TONIGHT!
___EVERYTHING is now just a fetish waiting to happen!posted by Adam 11/18/2003 12:38:00 PM
Girls Eating Sandwiches!!! (um, extremely safe for work...)
posted by Adam 11/18/2003 12:34:00 PM___
11/17/2003
___If any of you take the initiative to learn this, you will be my own personal hero for years to come. I'd do it myself, but I'm... um... too... um... busy. Yeah, busy.posted by Matt 11/17/2003 01:56:00 PM
11/14/2003
___play virtual slot cars. (Dave if you were here i'd sooo whip your ass on this!). You kinda have to learn German to figure ut out. Don't ask me what "Spelare" or "Bilbanan" means. And i have no clue what that Rooster is all about... but it's cool.posted by Adam 11/14/2003 06:28:00 PM
Fake fake car racing
posted by Dave 11/14/2003 03:02:00 PM___
___I'm not trying to get all political on your asses, but here's a very humorous view of our current president.posted by Matt 11/14/2003 02:26:00 PM
___For anyone out there that would like to own a Segway, but can't afford it, here's how to build one for half the price.posted by Matt 11/14/2003 09:59:00 AM
11/13/2003
___My birthday is December 19th - you guys can chip in and get this for me.posted by Rishi 11/13/2003 12:03:00 PM
BTW, when you click Next Page on the link, don't they look just.. umm.. uncomfortbaly cold, as opposed to excitedly hot?
11/12/2003
___AHHH... you wanna talk, unintentional comedy!!! check out these album covers. all categorized of couse. You've got "Rich Music in HiFI" from Gold Bond brand Ceiling Tiles right next to Pepsi's "El Disco De La Nueva Generacion". Devastatin Dave, the Turntable Slave's, "Zip Zap Rap" against drugs. and i'm sorry... i can't help laughing a bit at the "Very Special Artists" section. (i mean, there's The Fingerless Fiddler some poor kid who only has one eye open! i mean, who put him on an album cover???) Then there's Nilo Toledo's "Banana Puddin" right next to Angel Ferreira's "Wet Jam" in the "Don't ask - Don't tell" section.posted by Adam 11/12/2003 05:23:00 PM
oh, and that's not all... most of these have "Where are they now" links. (for instance, Devastatin Dave, is now the "Cyberslave" and he's got a great trip-hop record). AND... there are clips you can listen to. May i recommend, Terry Bradshaw's tearjerking "I never had a friend before... Until you"
BizarreRecords.com
___Another weird eBay auction (although I still wish they'd auction the chance to hunt and kill anyone responsible for the eBay song where they remake Sinatra's "My Way"): Imaginary Online Girlfriend.posted by Dave 11/12/2003 03:19:00 PM
___Can you imagine what the War Room for this planning session looks like? I find the title of this article to have a high Unintentional Comedy rating.posted by Dave 11/12/2003 10:49:00 AM
11/07/2003
___Having trouble narrowing down your list of presidential candidates? Here's a quick game that will show you whether or not it's utterly hopeless.posted by Matt 11/07/2003 04:05:00 PM
11/04/2003
___I've been trying to tell my girlfriend about this for so long.. FINALLY, some research to back me up.posted by Rishi 11/04/2003 04:02:00 PM
Take it from me, I'm a DOCTOR!
