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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.


10/28/2005
Come one you lazy interns. Who's got a caption for this one?

One of these things is not like the others

posted by Adam 10/28/2005 12:09:00 PM
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The power of genius filmmaking in action.

Shingo
posted by Adam 10/28/2005 09:54:00 AM
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10/27/2005

Uhh, I'll just let you read it.

“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues”
posted by Rishi 10/27/2005 11:40:00 AM
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10/26/2005

why didn't any of us think of this?

Your Retarded

posted by Adam 10/26/2005 01:53:00 PM
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Damn

I thought I had a shot

posted by Bob A 10/26/2005 01:38:00 PM
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Interesting story. Government's watching you, yadda yadda... but then something stuck out. "The EFF spent months collecting samples from printers around the world and then handed them off to an intern, who came back with the results in about a week."

This story just lost all credibility. There's NO way any government intern is getting any damn results back to someone in a week.

Tracking Code Discovered in Color Printers


posted by Adam 10/26/2005 10:24:00 AM
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At The ACA there is little we love more than Ninjas, except maybe Hapland. That's why I'm arranging our First Annual Intern Retreat (FAIR) to be held this winter in NYC at Ninja New York.

Here's a review, which is worth reading just because you almost never see reviewers give zero stars.

Go-mayn!
posted by Rishi 10/26/2005 10:15:00 AM
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10/20/2005

Before Grimace was just a lovable big lug, he was Evil Grimace, chasing Ronald all around Filet-o-Fish Lake.

Before there was "I'm Lovin' It" there was "Ba-da-ba-ba-bahhh / Oh, I love makin' friends and I love takin' friends around with me / I'm Ronald McDonald and I'm lovin' it (Ba-da-ba-ba-bahhh) / I'm Ronald McDonald and I'm lovin' it."

And could anyone fathom that the Hamburgler would stoop so low as to stuff ballot boxes in an attempt to unseat Mayor McCheese in the McDonalds election scandal that shook the nation?

The Freaky Universe of McDonald's Advertising
posted by Adam 10/20/2005 09:28:00 AM
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10/19/2005

A bearded Saddam, who was not handcuffed, described himself as the "president of Iraq" according to footage broadcast from the courtroom with a delay of about 30 minutes, but refused to give his name. The presiding judge, Kurdish magistrate Rizkar Mohammed Amin, looking increasingly exasperated, said: "For the record, the witness refuses to give his name."

Ramadan was vice-president under Saddam from 1991 and one of his regime's "enforcers". Taking his lead from Saddam, Ramadan also defied the court, telling the judge only: "I repeat what president Saddam Hussein said."

Saddam's only regret may be that he'll never get the chance to kill this guy

posted by Adam 10/19/2005 10:56:00 AM
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10/17/2005

BTW, if you liked the male pregnancy thing then you'll like everything that RYT Hospital is doing. Man, they're totally cutting edge.. why didn't I do my residency there!?!??
posted by Rishi 10/17/2005 09:46:00 PM
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See, this also has such an awesomely made website, so it MUST be true, right?

The First Male Pregnancy

Wait, did I post this up already?
posted by Rishi 10/17/2005 09:44:00 PM
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"If a 175-pound man fell into one end , he would come out the other end as 38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water."

Sounds like that foreign oil problem is solved. ...but what about the poor gas companies??

Real Life Mr. Fusion!

posted by Adam 10/17/2005 02:58:00 PM
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The newest "Hapland" type thing... Escape from Rhetundo Island. Only this one's much different.

posted by Adam 10/17/2005 08:02:00 AM
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10/14/2005

from somewhere in the middle of the pile of worthless crap that is the internet...

The Virtual Toaster Strudel Icing Squirter

posted by Adam 10/14/2005 10:51:00 AM
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10/13/2005

This man loves his horse. Literally. Don't worry, it's PG.
posted by Rishi 10/13/2005 05:05:00 PM
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Love watching young waif women on The OC? Well, then you'll love The BC.
posted by Rishi 10/13/2005 01:53:00 PM
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Here's an example of a thief who clearly didn't know what he was getting himself into.
posted by Matt 10/13/2005 09:20:00 AM
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For those of you who've been meaning to "wake up with the King" but don't really feel up to that "meat on top of meat on top of meat" thing... well you can atleast get in on this year's hottest Halloween Costume.

Or you can be the Subservient Chicken. Apparently Burger King owns that. ... Who knew?

Then again... if you just want to profit from the stupidity of others... there's always EBay


posted by Adam 10/13/2005 08:41:00 AM
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10/11/2005

Look out wine aficionados, Mad Dog 20/20 isn't going to be the only wine that bums will carry around, it's all about to get a lot cheaper!

That is, if you believe this article.
posted by Matt 10/11/2005 05:30:00 PM
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My firewall should've blocked this filth.

Cumming First United Methodist Church

posted by Adam 10/11/2005 01:09:00 PM
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What happens when the Bush camp recruits a reporter to ask a softball question to the idiot leading our country, but the reporter doesn't show up? See for yourself.

(Note how he wasn't looking at the crowd at all when he called out her name).
posted by Dave 10/11/2005 08:59:00 AM
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10/09/2005

For anyone that has trouble, here is a step-by-step guide to spotting a douchebag.
posted by Matt 10/09/2005 05:50:00 PM
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10/06/2005

I know that we have a Yankees' fan among the interns, but this site is for anyone that yearns for Tim McCarver to shut up and leave television forever.

As a side note, this is an excellent complement to Bob's "FIRE JOE MORGAN" post.
posted by Matt 10/06/2005 11:22:00 PM
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10/05/2005

If you ever lose a cell phone or have it stolen, the first thing you do is call it, right? Well what happens when the thief hides the phone up her bum and then gets on a bus?

posted by Adam 10/05/2005 09:22:00 AM
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