___I prefer the fake version... but I guess this shows why you should never give some people any ideas.posted by Adam 1/31/2005 09:28:00 AM
REAL Extreme Walking
1/30/2005
posted by Adam 1/30/2005 09:05:00 PM___
___You won't see this commercial during the Superbowl, but it's the one everyone will be talking about.posted by Adam 1/30/2005 08:50:00 PM
Budweiser Wardrobe Malfunction
___I don't mean to one-up Adam's weatherman thingy but this is on real TV, not some college television crap.posted by Rishi 1/30/2005 09:31:00 AM
1/29/2005
___This is Jenn, Rishi's wife, a long time ACA fan, first time posting...posted by Rishi 1/29/2005 11:12:00 PM
I thought this cartoon was cute and funny
Can I have a t-shirt now?
posted by Rishi 1/29/2005 10:17:00 AM___
___In celebration of the first ever PURCHASE of an ACA t-shirt (yes, in cold, hard cash.. I watched this happen) I thought I would like to an old, and potentially already-used, Matrix movie.posted by Rishi 1/29/2005 09:33:00 AM
Awesome.
___Wicked Stupid. But it does have Boobs and Bumsposted by Bob A 1/29/2005 12:55:00 AM
1/27/2005
___You've always thought it would be impossible to finally stop masturbating, but that was before Steps In Overcoming Masturbation from our friends at the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.posted by Dave 1/27/2005 02:04:00 PM
___Words cannot sufficiently describe this video.posted by Dave 1/27/2005 01:23:00 PM
posted by Adam 1/27/2005 01:09:00 PM___
1/26/2005
___For those of you non-Ninja fans out there (do these people exist), here's people making places like Disneyland a little less wholesome.posted by Rishi 1/26/2005 09:34:00 PM
___I can't help it.. another kick ass site about ninjas.posted by Rishi 1/26/2005 09:28:00 PM
P.S. - Being almost done with puberty is "bragable".
1/25/2005
___It's tough finding your groove as a TV weatherman... even on a low budget channel.posted by Adam 1/25/2005 11:09:00 AM
But atleast if you make a mistake you can always do a retake. Which is why I can't believe that THIS GUY made it on the air.
1/23/2005
posted by Rishi 1/23/2005 05:44:00 PM___
___FINALLY! A website that gives me all the REAL facts on Ninjas, unlike all that other crap on the Internet.posted by Rishi 1/23/2005 05:39:00 PM
They also answer the burning question of what would happen if a pimp and ninja were to fight.
1/21/2005
___Not only does every Nickelback song sound the same, but you can play them at the same time and barely tell the difference.posted by Adam 1/21/2005 12:09:00 PM
Twice the Nickelback... Same result
___A Little questionnable? Yes.posted by Adam 1/21/2005 12:03:00 PM
But no more gut wrenching than those cutesy VW Beetle ads?
Volkswagon Car Bomb Ad
1/20/2005
___Guy slaps some parts together after having a dream, and comes up with an invention that sees through walls but kills any pets that happen to be there.posted by Adam 1/20/2005 09:48:00 AM
It's the same guy who once got attacked by a bear so he went off and invented a bear suit of armor (in case there was any doubt about The Simpsons being out of original ideas).
I think everyone remembers someone like this from their college dorm.
___Hopefully our ACA intern reviews don't follow Texas' lead: Texas considers adding obesity to kids' report cards. Now, a parent can say "Well, we're disappointed that you failed gym class, but at least you got an A in body fat." Too bad that BMI is a really flawed measurement.posted by Dave 1/20/2005 08:18:00 AM
I wonder if this will be added to college transcripts.
1/19/2005
___Some people will do anything to get their company noticed.posted by Adam 1/19/2005 03:51:00 PM
Bill Gates poses for Teen Beat - 1983
the people commenting really dug deep too.
24 ROTFs, 7 LOLs, 5 OMGs, 4 LMAOs, and a WTF. ... then i stopped counting.
1/18/2005
___For all you Interns in the ACA's "Right Off The Boat" program, here's some useful information for your adjustment to American culture.posted by Adam 1/18/2005 10:25:00 AM
Expectations:
Some of the more common stereotypes of American citizens include: Boastful and arrogant. Disrespectful of authority. Drunkard. Extravagant and wasteful. Lazy. Loud and obnoxious. Promiscuous. Think they know everything.
Technology:
If you don't see anything that looks like a flush handle, step away from the toilet and see if it flushes after a few seconds.
Business:
Many American companies have women in management positions. So don't be surprised if the person who meets you is a woman, not a man. If you feel uncomfortable, focus on the business at hand and ignore the fact that she happens to be a woman. Do not flirt with her, refer to body parts, ask her out on a date, or make suggestive or sexual remarks.
1/16/2005
___Focus People!!!! Concentration test for menposted by Bob A 1/16/2005 08:14:00 PM
1/14/2005
___What country are you? I'm the United Nations (although it's news to me that the UN is a country)posted by Dave 1/14/2005 12:51:00 PM
What state are you? I'm the Virgin Islands.
posted by Adam 1/14/2005 12:43:00 PM___
1/11/2005
___This is a kind of ACA thing to do... except I can't figure out if I relate more to the guy or to Google.posted by Adam 1/11/2005 01:43:00 PM
Either way, is there any better way to win an argument then by saying "Dude... it just IS." Shuts 'em up every time.
Nitpicking the Google Polar Bear Doodle
1/06/2005
posted by Rishi 1/06/2005 08:16:00 PM___
1/05/2005
___Think those BAC wheels from Health class were bogus government propaganda? So do I.posted by Matt 1/05/2005 03:27:00 PM
How do they explain that when you are 16, 7 beers makes you fall on your face, but at 22, you could down a fifth of Captain Morgan before every intramural softball game?
They can't explain it, and now there's proof that they don't know what BAC kills someone: Keep on drinking!
___You might've noticed that there are now Ads on the ACA! This is just the unfortunate reality of offering free t-shirts to interns. Adam's original plan, to pay for the t-shirts by withholding holiday bonuses for interns this year, was flawed because apparently we already spent the intern bonuses on penny whistles and moon pies.posted by Adam 1/05/2005 10:00:00 AM
Having ads serves two purposes. First... it means the ACA has to declare our tax status to the IRS. Not that I will, but still. And second... since the ads are"Targeted" we get to see what Google's Ad software thinks is appropriate for selling on the ACA. This explains why we are currently seeing ads like "Fix your JavaScript errors" and "Buy expired domains". And if you look at a "Random Sampling" you might see ads for pool cues and maple syrup. Nothing says "Adam's Crappy Attempt" like pool cues and maple syrup!
1/02/2005
posted by Matt 1/02/2005 11:05:00 PM___
