posted by Rishi 12/30/2004 06:50:00 AM___
12/24/2004
___This is obviously why our intelligence sucks, because we're using our satellites to track Santa's Incredible Journey...posted by Rishi 12/24/2004 09:43:00 PM
12/19/2004
___Miss the days when sites on the ACA were artistic, had a catchy tune, and left you shaking your head?posted by Matt 12/19/2004 11:24:00 PM
Yeah, me too...
Anyway, here's a site where they sing about boobs.
___What with this being my birthday and all I wanted to maximize my birthday goodies (since no one gives me any damn presents)..posted by Rishi 12/19/2004 06:21:00 AM
Free Meals and other stuff on your bday
I've already plotted my route.. Denny's (I called to confirm.. you get a free meal, but it's off their birthday menu), then to Scrub-a-Dub for a free car wash followed by a Hooters' song and then lapdance lapdance lapdance
12/18/2004
posted by Rishi 12/18/2004 01:46:00 PM___
12/16/2004
___Ok, interns... This is unheard of, but as promised (12 months ago) we've gone all out and created an Official ACA T-shirt that you can be proud to get for free.posted by Adam 12/16/2004 04:12:00 PM
That's right! It's our way of saying "Thanks for all you've done... now be a billboard."
With the most amazing graphics MS Paint can deliver, this shirt is the perfect blend of Crappy and Snappy... and they're free to any intern who's dedicated more than 400 days of service to the ACA in 2004. Shoutouts to Mike, Matt, Rishi, Bob A, and Toby. oh... and Dave. Look for yours in the mail sometime next October (*tax and shipping not included) or just bug Adam for it next time you see him. (L and XL available. Anything else, you're on your own.)
ACA Official T-Shirt - Free Gift for Interns thus fulfilling our obligation to the union negotiated minimum compensation requirement.
___Why don't we see cigarette ads like this anymore???posted by Adam 12/16/2004 01:54:00 PM
"I'd rather fight than switch"
"Try the taste that's springtime fresh."
"Just what the doctor ordered."
"For Digestion's Sake - Smoke "
Cigarette Slogan Quiz
posted by Adam 12/16/2004 12:49:00 PM___
___"A covert and deceptive war has been waged on Christmas to remove any mention of it from the public square during the Christmas season"posted by Rishi 12/16/2004 10:57:00 AM
God, I love this stuff.
Save Merry Christmas people! Christmas is dying! Probably because of all those Jews, Pagans, and Aborted Fetuses (Feti?)
12/15/2004
___More of a public service announcement than an ACA-style post... but I thought you'd all like to know.posted by Adam 12/15/2004 01:13:00 PM
Blockbuster dropping late fees
12/14/2004
posted by Adam 12/14/2004 02:05:00 PM___
___I can believe that lots of people would write in "Jedi" as their religion on the UK census... but 400,000 people??? Enough to make it England's 5th largest religion?posted by Adam 12/14/2004 02:01:00 PM
___I can't believe there were actually pictures of that time I got the ACA H2 Hummer stuck on a tree stump. Good thing it was in the middle of a Jeep convention.posted by Adam 12/14/2004 12:23:00 PM
campjeep2004
quick question: who brings an H2 Hummer to a Jeep convention? Besides me, of course. I mean, I take my Kawasaki Ninja to Biker Week.
___Looking to guarantee a trip to hell for your child? Perhaps you could try something from Lucifer's Toy Chest... all from your friends at Landover Baptist Church, "Where the worthwhile worship, and the unsaved are not welcomed (as Jesus commanded)".posted by Dave 12/14/2004 11:06:00 AM
Or go to their store and buy one of their bumper stickers.
12/13/2004
posted by Adam 12/13/2004 02:46:00 PM___
___For all of you Bush-backers out there... any interest in this Craigslist entry?posted by Dave 12/13/2004 02:00:00 PM
12/08/2004
posted by Adam 12/08/2004 11:29:00 AM___
12/07/2004
___High unintentional comedy. You pick what kind of gift you want and the GiftMixer3000 points you to some perfect matches.posted by Adam 12/07/2004 11:03:00 AM
For example... For some fun, romantic gift ideas, try:
"Excel 2003 Power Programming"
"Alexander Hamilton" by Ron Chernow
or "The Passion of the Christ" Soundtrack
___Reality TV is scripted?? I feel so betrayed! For shame, "Joe Millionaire". For shame, "Simple Life 2". Paris Hilton wasn't REALLY sleeping in a trailor park??? I don't even know what to believe anymore!posted by Adam 12/07/2004 10:57:00 AM
___Mommy, how did Daddy contract syphilis from that Taiwanese whore?posted by Rishi 12/07/2004 08:58:00 AM
This and other questions can be found at the CDC's BAM for Kids!??!?
12/06/2004
posted by Rishi 12/06/2004 07:59:00 PM___
12/05/2004
posted by Rishi 12/05/2004 09:33:00 AM___
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12/02/2004
___When you start investing $19.95 to enhance the Road Rage experience, then you know you have a problem. But.. if you're ok with that, then there's Road Rage Cards. Give your horn a break and just hold up a nice sign, saying something like "I hope that cell phone gives you cancer you F'ing piece of sh*t, mother f'er." Makes a great stocking stuffer.posted by Adam 12/02/2004 09:53:00 AM
And it seems like most of these messages have both a semi-clean and an explicit version, for when varying degrees of rage are required. e.g.:
"Thanks for cutting me off!"
"Thanks for cutting me off... A'HOLE!"
"Stay in your lane!"
"Stay in your lane, SH*THEAD!".
And my favorite example of this:
"FU!"
"F*CK YOU!"
