___Ever have a cat?posted by Rishi 9/28/2004 01:20:00 PM
Ever have a cat and been like, Fuck, she'd look good in a cat-bikini?
Ever not have a cat-bikini handy and just been like Fuck, man, I'll just fucking paint it on?
Well, then you need to buy this book.
And, if you're interested in getting started, then you'll need to understand the concept of fur maps.
Don't just trust me. Trust the media.
“Painted cats transform into art with a purrpuss.”—Las Vegas Review Journal