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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.

The ACA is being publically traded on a fantasy (or Fallacy??) stockexchange?? WTF?

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Well... I don't know when this happened, but apparently we've hit the big time. I invite ALL ACA Interns to buy a ceremonial kazoo from the ACA bathroom "Convenience Center" and celebrate this momentous occasion! Upon noticing the ACA was listed on this site, and had a rating of "Buying should be no problem", I quickly signed up and grabbed as many shares as I could, lest control of the ACA fall into the wrong hands. Unfortunately, it looks like some guy (mike?) calling himself Corporate Takeover has made a bid for the controlling stake of the ACA. I should probably point out to him that the ACA has not received any of its factory scheduled mainanence, and our lint trap has never been cleaned.

posted by Adam 9/15/2004 10:23:00 AM

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