posted by Matt 8/31/2004 10:30:00 AM___
8/27/2004
___Looking to buy or sell a house in California? Let Brian Bosworth help!posted by Dave 8/27/2004 10:51:00 AM
___Check out the scenic outdoor view in the third picture of this house listing.posted by Dave 8/27/2004 10:39:00 AM
8/25/2004
posted by Rishi 8/25/2004 02:06:00 PM___
8/20/2004
___Mr. Shagslikeadonkey needs insurance too. Heywood Jablome of Jamaica Plain couldn't be reached for comment.posted by Dave 8/20/2004 12:26:00 PM
8/19/2004
___"This is the ultimate KISS® collectible, " said Gene Simmons. "I love livin', but this makes the alternative look pretty damn good."posted by Dave 8/19/2004 09:53:00 AM
At least it doubles as a cooler.
___The ACA has a new company mascot!posted by Matt 8/19/2004 09:04:00 AM
And you thought those Labatt Blue commercials were just for comedy
"Circle of life."
8/17/2004
___Mom let son use crack, officials say.posted by Dave 8/17/2004 09:13:00 AM
"Sharing a crack pipe with your 5-year-old is no way to bond," he said.
So true.... so very true
___This game is so dumb.... so why am I addicted to it? Even the name isn't much of a ringing endorsement: Pretty Good Baseball. I respect the fact that they don't blow the magnitude of the game out of proportion.posted by Dave 8/17/2004 09:05:00 AM
8/13/2004
___Hard to put into words how much I envy the thief in this case:posted by Matt 8/13/2004 11:28:00 AM
Clown Car Stolen!
I think the Clown is asking the wrong question here. It's more realistic to ask "Who wouldn't want to own a clown car?"
The answer: Nazis. Indiana Jones definitely taught me that they have no sense of humor, and would therefore not understand why it would rule to own a stolen clown car.
___Alright. I got rid of that little pencil icon that lets you fix mistakes in posts. It was annoying the hell out of me. I just want to apoogize to all the misplaced apostrophes, "e" before "i"s, and anything else I alienated in this crappy attempt to clean up the joint. I don't know what I was thinking. There's always room for them at the ACA.posted by Adam 8/13/2004 10:52:00 AM
8/12/2004
posted by Matt 8/12/2004 01:31:00 PM___
___All interns please report to the ACA monkey lab for manditory gene therapy. We think we found a cure for lazinessposted by Adam 8/12/2004 01:07:00 PM
___Only in my home state: CNN.com - Driver: 'Arrest me, I'm drunk'posted by Matt 8/12/2004 09:39:00 AM
So many questions come to mind: Why didn't he just park his car and go to sleep? Why did he get into the car if he knew he was too drunk? We need to find this man.
8/11/2004
___In case you Interns are wondering... that little pencil icon next to your name lets you edit your posts right from the ACA. This is handy in case you (ie: Mike) spelled something wrong and actually care to fix it. The pencil only shows up for posts that you made.posted by Adam 8/11/2004 04:53:00 PM
It's a lot like the mop in each of your cubicles at ACA HQ... It's there so you can clean up your own mess.
___The press can't help but laugh at this Bush sound clip...posted by Adam 8/11/2004 04:25:00 PM
What does "tribal sovereignty" mean to George Bush? That "the tribe is sovereign". um.. thanks.
___This is turning out to be a good week for the Filipino crime logs. First Dave's post about the guy who couldn't decide between the chicken or the fish at his wedding, so he had the cousin-in-law... and now this:posted by Adam 8/11/2004 01:06:00 PM
Philstar.com - Blind man kills fellow blind man with help from blind posse
___Reminds me of the ACA Christmas party: Articleposted by Dave 8/11/2004 10:21:00 AM
___"I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable."posted by Adam 8/11/2004 10:10:00 AM
Notorious B.I.G. translated for an Oakland Highschool assignment. (ahh.. Oakland.)
8/10/2004
___It's about time. Now, everyone can finally understand what the hell the crazy Irish janitor is saying when we dump those tubs of Jell-O into the ACA dumpster (a.k.a. Dave's cubicle).posted by Matt 8/10/2004 03:14:00 PM
The Peoples Republic of Cork -- Dictionary
Where else could someone get an explanation for what "I robbed the feens glassy alleys lah!" or "My schribler is bleeding something savage" actually mean to the rest of the world?
8/06/2004
___Hopefully legislation to stop unwarranted spandex-wearing will soon follow in light of this report.posted by Dave 8/06/2004 08:50:00 AM
___New Reality Show Helps Immigrants Get Green Cards. Will INS be there to escort the losers back across the border? Talk about a high-stakes game!posted by Dave 8/06/2004 08:47:00 AM
8/05/2004
___Will Ferrell parodies a Bush campaign ad.posted by Adam 8/05/2004 12:50:00 PM
Of course, here in Massachussets I have yet to see ONE campaign ad, so I really have no idea what the real ad looks like... but this is pretty funny.
Will Ferrell - Home on the Texas Ranch
8/03/2004
___1969... Man walked on the moon.posted by Adam 8/03/2004 05:56:00 PM
1971... Man walked on the moon... again.
and now in 2004. in the spirit of fixing what was most definitely broken, but still not really fixable I give you the biggest ACA update since "It's Snappy!"
My friends... I give you: THE NEW ACA
