___Since I know how fashion conscious the ACA is, here's some people from the other end of the spectrum. Ugly Dress.com - Bridesmaid Dresses From Hellposted by Matt 1/30/2004 03:21:00 PM
___A worthy cause that the ACA should get behind: Mooning Amtrak Trains, Southern California USA. Perhaps, we could start a Northeast chapter.posted by Matt 1/30/2004 03:18:00 PM
1/29/2004
___Time for a new hobby -- StatueMolesters.com - Molesting statues since 1834posted by Matt 1/29/2004 02:32:00 PM
___Run for your lives, it's the invasion: Tiny Humanoid Creature Found In Chileposted by Matt 1/29/2004 02:13:00 PM
___Someone needs to get me August Strindberg's (incredibly depressing) "Inferno and an Occult Diary" for my birthday.. in the meantime, we'll have to settle for this: Strindberg (and Heee-lii-uuuum)posted by Rishi 1/29/2004 09:48:00 AM
___Umm, isn't it worse that he's NOT gay?posted by Rishi 1/29/2004 09:46:00 AM
1/28/2004
___Looking for a random deep thought to guide you through the day? Click here.posted by Dave 1/28/2004 11:03:00 AM
___Never get sick of the Family Guy? Now you can hear the voices in your head all the time.posted by Matt 1/28/2004 10:45:00 AM
___Have you ever wanted a movie review, but you're sick of hearing them from 33-year old guy that has never seen the light of day OR a vagina? The answer to your prayers: Movie Rap Dot Composted by Matt 1/28/2004 10:30:00 AM
1/27/2004
___If you're wondering where the ACA get's its office supplies...posted by Adam 1/27/2004 02:42:00 PM
The Illustrated Catalog Of ACME Products
1/26/2004
___The first video game to incorporate the drinking game A$$hole, boobies, and random useles trivia! i think we have a winner!posted by Adam 1/26/2004 01:37:00 PM
The Guy Game
posted by Adam 1/26/2004 01:11:00 PM___
___Here's some crazy sports videos. You've probably seen some of them around.posted by Matt 1/26/2004 10:31:00 AM
Sorry, Dave, the EMC Firewall Nazi decided that this is not fit for work. Only god knows why.
1/23/2004
posted by Adam 1/23/2004 01:28:00 PM___
1/22/2004
___(I'm half expecting dave's firewall to block this site)posted by Adam 1/22/2004 01:29:00 PM
The Girls of Mighty Mouse
My favorite Mighy Mouse Girl was in the clip: Couple #1. The booty shaking. The high high skirt. And after seeing her lift her leg up and give everyone a peek I had to remind myself, it's just a cartoon man.
___Wondering why ACA management had to downgrade to basic cable in the ACA offices this month? It's because I blew 4 months of our budget on GEEK BOY SERVICES.posted by Adam 1/22/2004 12:29:00 PM
"Cool chicks will take you shopping, pick out your clothes, and discuss the ins and outs of the city with you. What kinds of girls do you want to meet? What kind of music do you like? We'll guide you into the inner bowels of San Francisco nightlife - we've been here for years and we know what's up, and we want to help you. There's a shortage of hip boys for urban chicks to date, so we're actively seeking to speed this painful process along.
Here's the deal, you commit to spending seven hundred dollars of your money on clothes and shoes for yourself. You pay us three hundred dollars." (haha... ok... we can probably stop there)
posted by Adam 1/22/2004 12:15:00 PM___
___Shit, I'm pulling a Hathaway here, but these guys (specifically Kobayashi) are my fucking heros.posted by Rishi 1/22/2004 10:48:00 AM
IFOE records, Baby!
BTW, Cookie Jarvis' pizza record seems very reachable.
___I almost forgot - I found the answer I was looking for.posted by Rishi 1/22/2004 10:43:00 AM
The weird hang/face/breast logo thing alone makes this link worthwhile.
How Big is Too Big?
___Of all the stupid video clips we link to, I vote this one the stupidest of all time. I impore you all, don't click on this link.posted by Rishi 1/22/2004 10:41:00 AM
___Ever pick up Fortune magazine and find yourself disappointed with its lack of articles about dodgeball? It happens all the time... until now.posted by Dave 1/22/2004 09:36:00 AM
1/21/2004
___Due to the recent SARS outbreak on the third floor of ACA HQ that has claimed 2 janitors, 8 secretaries, 4 ventriloquists, and half of "Project Guinea Pig"... the american "Government" has decided to step in and demand that I require all ACA Interns to wash their hands before returning to work. ok, so everyone please review these guidelines for achieving a properly washed hand. We will be conducting a workshop next week to discuss techniques.posted by Adam 1/21/2004 02:22:00 PM
How to wash hands properly
posted by Matt 1/21/2004 08:47:00 AM___
1/20/2004
___Gentleman (and all those ladies that go out of their way to view the ACA), the real reason people switch to MacIntosh: Casinopants.posted by Matt 1/20/2004 01:23:00 PM
___Since comments don't work for me anymore, I guess that updates are the only contribution I can make.posted by Dave 1/20/2004 10:01:00 AM
Looking for the perfect gift? Look no further.
___Surely, the ACA will never appear on this site -- Ghost Sites: Where Dead Web Sites Live On... Foreverposted by Matt 1/20/2004 08:37:00 AM
1/16/2004
___Sometimes I like to buy my iron Christmas tree stands from Japan, or Korea, or whatever slanty-eyed Asian country this is.posted by Rishi 1/16/2004 10:11:00 AM
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1/14/2004
___No, this isn't an ad for a porno, this is real thing: Topless Academy. I just wish I knew where the bars are that they work after the academy!posted by Matt 1/14/2004 10:14:00 AM
1/13/2004
___Think your girlfriend got her new phone so that she can download the newest Ludacris ringtone? There's a distinct possibility that the phone was just compatible with this: Dial An Orgasm - Cell Phone Sex Toy Vibrator Accessory.posted by Matt 1/13/2004 12:34:00 PM
___For all of you looking for some intriguing reading, here's a book that FINALLY explains why people keep spontaneously combusting!posted by Matt 1/13/2004 12:32:00 PM
1/08/2004
___This could quite possibly be the most idiotic lawsuit ever.posted by Dave 1/08/2004 12:43:00 PM
I love the PR guy's reply: "Even though we consider our services to be a very powerful entertainment product, I don’t think it’s reached a medical level yet where it could be proved to be addictive." Just like the ACA.
1/07/2004
___It's in the medical encyclopedia!posted by Adam 1/07/2004 04:38:00 PM
Thanks to "Interns at Will" Tom & Crystal, we now have conclusive evidence and reports of... JADE EFFECT
or as it's more commonly known in the health care field: Chinese restaurant syndrome.
(note the ADAM logo prominently shown on this page)
___Can you believe this guy?!? -thedanceman- A New Dance Video Every Day!posted by Matt 1/07/2004 11:12:00 AM
1/06/2004
___Possibly the most twisted game ever!posted by Matt 1/06/2004 09:51:00 AM
___Paranoid that Pat and Dave are talking about you behind your back? Want to eavesdrop, but they use AIM? No worries: AIM Sniffposted by Matt 1/06/2004 09:48:00 AM
1/05/2004
___This is pretty cool. Could be useful for you Interns, next time you need to bust out of a Serbian prison. (by the way, Dave... maybe next time, you should try to tape your Girls Gone Wild video somewhere a little more "tourist friendly"). I don't see WHY they wouldn't honor my McDonalds monopoly game piece as bail! Freakin Serbia.posted by Adam 1/05/2004 01:21:00 PM
By the way. You can go ahead and read this, but you're STILL not getting into the secret ACA vault! I has 9 levels of impenetrable security! Lasers, Pythons, temperature sensors, a little teddybear with fishing line attached. And trust me... i've seen Die Hard, so that cutting the power crap won't work.
How to Pick a Lock
1/04/2004
posted by Rishi 1/04/2004 02:05:00 PM___
1/02/2004
___Once again, a strange guy: Butt-Print Artist - Stan Murmurposted by Matt 1/02/2004 01:20:00 PM
___Okay, so in the tradition onf horrifying men doing strange things, here is Scotty the Blue Bunny!posted by Matt 1/02/2004 01:18:00 PM
posted by Dave 1/02/2004 11:05:00 AM___
