___Forget about the little castle or deep sea diver. Buy your goldfish something it really wants. Fish Porn! Study shows that showing poor resolution, 10-second, soft core, fish on fish video clips can, um, really increase the protein levels in the tank... if you know what i mean. actually, you really might wanna stick with the little castle. More research intends to find out what kind of porn the fish like best: fin-fetish, inter-school, saltwater-sports, or barely legal seafood.posted by Adam 6/12/2003 11:58:00 AM
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