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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.

Forget about the little castle or deep sea diver. Buy your goldfish something it really wants. Fish Porn! Study shows that showing poor resolution, 10-second, soft core, fish on fish video clips can, um, really increase the protein levels in the tank... if you know what i mean. actually, you really might wanna stick with the little castle. More research intends to find out what kind of porn the fish like best: fin-fetish, inter-school, saltwater-sports, or barely legal seafood.

Porno for Fish
posted by Adam 6/12/2003 11:58:00 AM

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