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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.


6/27/2003
http://www.odessafilmworks.com/images/home/comparison.jpg

warner bros rips off Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter!

posted by Adam 6/27/2003 12:30:00 PM
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6/23/2003

Time for a few links on the religious tip (as a concession to the religious right wingers who feel threatened by the left-wing propaganda the ACA is famous for).

Seems like Creationism and science would mix as well as oil and water or tequila and Tabasco, right? Well, this wasn't the case at Creation Science Fair 2001. I have a hard time believing this is serious, but frighteningly enough it seems legit. I somehow doubt the 2nd place middle school kid is gonna be popular with the ladies.

This could be an idea for the next line of ACA merchandise: for the guys and for the ladies.

This could threaten Tabouli Lou and the Trebuchet Shoe's position on the Billboard charts: Totally Radical Salvation for today's totally radical kids. I really want to hear the song "Who Let the Praise Out?!" Also note that the pastor and lead singer looks like the recipient of a Dirty Sanchez.
posted by Dave 6/23/2003 10:34:00 AM
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6/20/2003

Just another reason why geography is my enemy: the Just for Fun Map Game of Middle East and north African countries. I feel incredibly dumb right now.
posted by Dave 6/20/2003 01:47:00 PM
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6/19/2003

hmm.

Indian tribal girl married to dog to ward off evil

and apparantly the stick dance turned into a game of fetch.

posted by Adam 6/19/2003 01:51:00 PM
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6/18/2003

I think we can all relate to some of these reviews: The Big Ol' Black Table Beer Run: 20 Cheap Beers Reviewed. Some of them have me shedding a nostalgic tear.
posted by Dave 6/18/2003 12:49:00 PM
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6/17/2003

Another political quiz. You know all this educational stuff on the ACA is really just here to justify our yearly PBS style pledge drive.

According to this thing, i'm in Nelson Mandella territory. I think that may be a bit extreme, but whatever...

> Economic Left/Right: -3.38
> Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.31

Political Compass
posted by Adam 6/17/2003 10:46:00 AM
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6/12/2003

I think I actually know some people whose writing is this bad: The Chronicles of George.
posted by Dave 6/12/2003 02:34:00 PM
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Forget about the little castle or deep sea diver. Buy your goldfish something it really wants. Fish Porn! Study shows that showing poor resolution, 10-second, soft core, fish on fish video clips can, um, really increase the protein levels in the tank... if you know what i mean. actually, you really might wanna stick with the little castle. More research intends to find out what kind of porn the fish like best: fin-fetish, inter-school, saltwater-sports, or barely legal seafood.

Porno for Fish
posted by Adam 6/12/2003 11:58:00 AM
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6/10/2003

Remeber Terry Tate, Office Linebacker from the Super Bowl ads? Don't know how I missed this news item, but he was voted the "Office Athlete of the Century". The have the video on the Terry Tate webpage.
posted by Dave 6/10/2003 01:04:00 PM
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This is a long test, but it's kind of funny: The Geek Test. I scored 19.72% geek.
posted by Dave 6/10/2003 10:24:00 AM
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6/06/2003

it's come to this... haven't you always wanted to create your own powerpuff girl.

PowerPuff Portrait Studio - by Avrum Cohen
posted by Adam 6/06/2003 04:11:00 PM
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6/04/2003

Boston has a trailer park???

It's now a historic city landmark. hmm.

Boston Trailer Park - Eyesore to legacy
posted by Adam 6/04/2003 11:47:00 AM
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6/03/2003

monkeykungfu.com

it's not what you think... unfortunately.
no, it's much much worse.

monkeykungfu.com
posted by Adam 6/03/2003 02:59:00 PM
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