___posted by Adam 1/07/2003 12:58:00 PM
Goddammit! it happened again! freaking junkie animals are taking over... i'm telling you. Drunken elephants! Rhinos hopped up on goofballs... and now this. Lions hooked on nicotine have developed a taste for tobacco workers. what the hell! you know there are coyotes loose in Waltham, MA these days. Better hope they don't like low carb beer.
Yahoo! News - Escaped Lions Devour Three Malawians