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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.


5/31/2006
First of all, there's a Bat WOMAN? What the??

Second of all, why is she gay, exactly? Sure, they can spin it as trying to open our minds to other lifestyles or something something but I'm pretty sure they just think that this will sell more comic books to young boys who fantasize about things like hot lesbians.
posted by Rishi 5/31/2006 06:31:00 PM
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5/30/2006

This website gives you a new random picture of someone's cute bunny everytime you hit refresh! Yay!

Now I understand why people want to eat bunnies like Toby (ahhh, Toby, how we miss you.. both the bunny and the intern.. unless you're one and the same)
posted by Rishi 5/30/2006 07:29:00 PM
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After careful consideration of the cash that Oprah is raking in with that book club scam, I think it's time we started an ACA Book Club. and first one up is definitely The Ninja Burger: Honorable Employee Handbook
posted by Adam 5/30/2006 03:07:00 PM
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Using Google Labs (whaaa?) you can compare how often two words are being searched for. Here's the take on Yankees vs. Red Sox. Pretty much dead even. Big surprise.

It also finally puts to rest the whole Lindsey Lohan vs Hillary Duff thing. You may be surprised.

This thing is awesome; the combinations are endless.
posted by Rishi 5/30/2006 07:10:00 AM
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5/28/2006

You're graduating from U Penn. Ivy League, Baby. AND, it's the 250th commencement.. even sweeter. PLUS, they brought Jodi Foster in for the commencement speech! Man, you've got the World in the palm of your hand.

And then Jodi starts rapping.
posted by Rishi 5/28/2006 10:04:00 PM
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5/25/2006

Aaron Ralston is The Man.

And here's a guy telling us we can ALL be The Man if we think more like Aaron Ralston.
posted by Rishi 5/25/2006 11:35:00 AM
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Some ridiculous tatoos. I think "Mr. Cool Ice" takes it.
posted by Adam 5/25/2006 11:16:00 AM
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Andy Dick as Harlan McCraney, the genius behind George W. Bush's stupidity.

Harlan McCraney, Presidential Speechologist
posted by Adam 5/25/2006 10:18:00 AM
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Dude... Tom Hanks is the president of the National Organization for Women??
posted by Adam 5/25/2006 08:46:00 AM
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5/24/2006

How can a gay man climb Mt Everest?

Oh, thank God, he can't.
posted by Rishi 5/24/2006 11:28:00 PM
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this is some serious power...

Foreign journalists wanting to cover the birth must have written permission from the Hollywood stars to enter the country, and anyone who doesn't have their OK could be expelled, the Namibian government has said.

Brad Pitt will boot your ass out of Africa
posted by Adam 5/24/2006 02:39:00 PM
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5/23/2006

Is it just me... or is this Barbaro thing waaay out of control?

"Thousands of e-mails, hundreds of phone calls and gifts including carrots and apples have arrived at the veterinary facility in Pennsylvania where Barbaro is recovering from surgery"
posted by Adam 5/23/2006 09:37:00 AM
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Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name. "I love Lionel Richie," they say.

see... we're not so different.

Baghdad's Lionel Richie Obsession
posted by Adam 5/23/2006 09:27:00 AM
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5/22/2006

This guy has a blog, and in said blog he wrote a post entitled, "Congratulations, You're an Idiot", which begs the question: Who, exactly, is the idiot?
posted by Rishi 5/22/2006 08:42:00 PM
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So, I was watching the manlaws commercial during the Yankees game and I noticed that there was a dude who was missing part of his arm and I was like, "Is that the dude who cut off his own arm?" so I went to their website and Yup, it IS Arom Ralston, the dude who cut of his own freeking arm.

It provides major cred to the commercial, and also makes you wonder what the hell someone like Burt Reynolds is doing there.
posted by Rishi 5/22/2006 07:35:00 PM
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couple jazz cats busting some serious moves, synced-up near perfect w/ hip hop... pretty damn cool.

Al and Leon
posted by Adam 5/22/2006 04:36:00 PM
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From the makers of Grow comes Chronon. Grow makes a ton of sense by comparison.

I mean, this is what i learned from their "How to play" section...

"first,[put the pan from the wall onto the desk at 12:25],
then as far back as 6:15[put the pan into the fireplace].
after that, the pan placed in the fireplace, not the wall.
It means that situation changes the fact that pan was on the wall at
12:25,and also it doesn't exist the fact that you did first,[[put the pan
from the wall onto the desk at 12:25]]
What is more, if you do such thing at latter time[put the flour into the pan
on the desk.] Since the place of the pan has already changed above(on the
desk?fireplace), it doesn't exist the fact that you put the flour into the
pan on the desk, then the flour returns again to the original position."

get that?
posted by Adam 5/22/2006 11:17:00 AM
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5/18/2006

What do you write on a sign to warn people 10000000 years from now not to dig up our nuclear waste, and how do you do it in 150 words or less without sounding completely retarded??? Apparently, you can't.

This Place is Not a Place of Honor
posted by Adam 5/18/2006 01:29:00 PM
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5/17/2006

BBC interviews the wrong dude.. I mean the wrong Guy

His face as he's getting introduced is priceless

And here you can read the right Guy's reaction
posted by Rishi 5/17/2006 12:21:00 PM
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5/15/2006

Sure, we all love Blazin' Hazen. I mean, how could you not?

I somehow stumbled upon a completely different Youtube phenomenon: Ask A Ninja
posted by Matt 5/15/2006 02:01:00 PM
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Average Homeboy is BACK.. with another in his string of undeniable hits. This one is all about how he's flaming, which I would agree with. Plus, he puts out a message to all those "other emcees" not to mess with him or they will get burned. It's not to be missed.

Blazin Hazen
posted by Adam 5/15/2006 12:12:00 PM
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5/11/2006

I held off on posting this for a while because it's virtually unwatchable... but since there've only been like 20 posts here in the last 2 months, and given the fact that quality control has no place at the ACA, i give you Average Homeboy. Something SO wrong... it's STILL not right.
posted by Adam 5/11/2006 03:23:00 PM
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5/10/2006

Make You Happy Tonight - a little love song for all of you romantics out there.
posted by Dave 5/10/2006 02:50:00 PM
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5/02/2006

I know that we have a mix of Bush-haters and Bush-hate-is-a-strong-word-ers, so I thought some might enjoy his ruthless roasting from Stephen Kolbert.
posted by Matt 5/02/2006 06:37:00 PM
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