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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.


8/30/2005
In between times when they're kicking ass or dodging zap drones with upgraded run chasing algorithms, ninjas use their mad skills to fold shirts.

Didn't follow that? Here's a step by step guide.
posted by Rishi 8/30/2005 08:46:00 PM
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"within seconds after hitting "Play" on my VCR, I KNEW this stuff had to be shared with everyone on the planet. EVERYTHING about this video rules. The mullet hanging out of the back of the trucker hat, the fact that he's topless and occasionally forgets the lyrics (and must read them from an index card), the chinese zodiac calendar hanging on the wall, just below the window dressing - BUT THERE'S NO WINDOW... And the music! IT RAWKS!"

TheRawker!!!!

posted by Adam 8/30/2005 01:40:00 PM
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I never considered the constant annoying computer start up sounds when we set up the ACA Memorial to Fallen Interns as a WiFi Internet HotSpot.
posted by Adam 8/30/2005 10:20:00 AM
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Funny, seeing how this is also how the ACA deports lazy interns.

Guy shot from cannon over Mexican-US border

posted by Adam 8/30/2005 10:05:00 AM
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8/24/2005

I don't know what bignews is, and I ain't gonna click to find out, but their intrusion on The ACA is making me very angry. Especially since they're insincere with their accolades. Here's the proof.
posted by Rishi 8/24/2005 09:33:00 PM
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8/23/2005

Tired of presidential elections where you you're tired of choosing between scumbag A and scumbag B? Then maybe you need to think Christopher Walken in 2008.
posted by Dave 8/23/2005 08:44:00 AM
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8/22/2005

This is one of those games where there's no limit to how good you can get. Make sure you read the help story to have any idea what to do. It's addictive as hell.

n game

or theres a full version here
posted by Adam 8/22/2005 02:15:00 PM
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8/19/2005

A follow up to the GROW game: it's GROW RPG, the GROW game preferred by NERO participants everywhere.
posted by Dave 8/19/2005 04:15:00 PM
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8/17/2005

Ever hopeful couple should experience this kind of joy.

A young couple takes a pregnancy test

posted by Adam 8/17/2005 01:13:00 PM
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8/16/2005

The Spacemen from Outer Space!

Like a Denmark version of Monty Python, but not funny.

Please note: To view this unfunny video you must install Google's video player.
posted by Rishi 8/16/2005 04:17:00 PM
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Pretty impossible. I got to level 8.

Space Worms
posted by Adam 8/16/2005 12:50:00 PM
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Dog Island! Where dogs are FREE to run and to play and to crap anywhere they like!

They're pretty skimpy on the details here. Part of me wonders if Dog Island isn't really some street vendor's basement in Bangkok.

Dog Island



posted by Adam 8/16/2005 11:16:00 AM
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8/08/2005

Especially for Rishi and Jenn...

Every parent hopes their kid will someday grow up and make them proud. But I wonder whatthis kid's parents are thinking right now...

posted by Adam 8/08/2005 10:17:00 AM
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8/05/2005

Apparently SONY faked reviews for some of their movies (must be the same adwizards who were involved in all the radio payola stuff) and they've agreed to settle in a class action lawsuit.

Yeah, but I didn't just provide you with the info, I'm giving you the ability to file for FIVE dollars cold hard cash (I mean check) if you saw Hollow Man or like Umm Knight's Tale or something. Wait, I saw The Patriot! I can file!! Woo-hoo!!
posted by Rishi 8/05/2005 11:23:00 PM
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8/04/2005

Great for the ACA elevator, which is actually ADDS stops even when no one else is in it.

Elevator Hack
posted by Adam 8/04/2005 02:50:00 PM
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8/03/2005

I feel frequency of posts is far better than quality of posts.

This is the best 10 bucks I've ever spent

Watch Me Eat A Hotdog
posted by Rishi 8/03/2005 01:49:00 PM
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8/02/2005

Russians, at baseline, are funny.

Kangaroos, at baseline, are funny.

Put Russians and kangaroos together and you have an uproariously dangerous supercombination.

Russians hungry for kangaroos
posted by Rishi 8/02/2005 04:48:00 PM
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Ain't that a bitch

Nudist buried fully clothed

"We didn't really know him. We just had him arrested," Loete said. "Normally, if we had him arrested in the spring he'd be gone for the summer and we wouldn't have to worry about him until the next spring."
posted by Rishi 8/02/2005 04:37:00 PM
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