Hurry! There's only 35 minutes left to bid on cocker spainel bladder stones!!!

posted by Rishi 2/25/2005 09:14:00 PM [this link] [email it]

2/24/2005

This should freek you out.

Recovered Tsunami photos

posted by Rishi 2/24/2005 12:39:00 PM [this link] [email it]

2/18/2005

The now soaringly popular (thanks to the Daily Show) Parent's Television Council site, where they've got clips of the week's most ranchy sexual content on TV (though I have a tough time buying their use of "raunchy" and "7th Heaven" in the same sentence). It's all here for people to download... which somehow translates into fighting "indecency"... I mean, I guess.

Parent's Television Council's Worst TV Clips of the Week

posted by Adam 2/18/2005 02:44:00 PM [this link] [email it]

The fastest available web thingy for showing you just how unoriginal your baby's name really is...

...overall pretty cool, though.

The Baby NameVoyager

posted by Adam 2/18/2005 10:18:00 AM [this link] [email it]

2/17/2005

Wow - just when you think you know your super heroes, you come to find out that Superman is a dick.

Heaven help us if we ever discover the skeletons in Aquaman's closet.

posted by Dave 2/17/2005 10:02:00 AM [this link] [email it]

Here's one you won't see on any superbowls...

PETA - Kitty Sex Ad

posted by Adam 2/17/2005 09:19:00 AM [this link] [email it]

2/16/2005

Here it is. A warning system that you can actually use!

The PMS threat level system

posted by Matt 2/16/2005 08:57:00 AM [this link] [email it]

2/15/2005

This is actually pretty cool.. if you have about 60 hours to kill. It recommends movies based on your ratings... with none of that evil advertising or corporate element.

I think you need to rate about 100 movies for it to work right, though. It guessed right for me for a lot of movies, but it's still guessing perfect 10's for both "The Rundown" and "Sense and Sensibility".

Recommendz

posted by Adam 2/15/2005 04:47:00 PM [this link] [email it]

2/11/2005

More of dorks dressing up in costumes. And since they're all into some stupid comic book I've never heard of, they also show you a picture of what the person is supposed to be. Most of the costumes were actually pretty good, which just leaves glaring differences in things like "body proportions", etc...

My personal favorites: "Fast Eddie", "Green Fury", "Jimmy Needles", "Louis Train", and the aptly named "One Hit Wonder".

Also there's apparently one called "Null-Op". Just a sad and obvious attempt to get out of paying me royalties for us of the "No-op" name. Looks like I'm going to court again.

City of Heroes - Costume Contest

posted by Adam 2/11/2005 01:09:00 PM [this link] [email it]

Wow. Americans are COOL!

I think if I ever move to Japan, my goal will be to get a job being in ads like this.

MOTOCOMPO (Trunk Bike)

posted by Adam 2/11/2005 12:54:00 PM [this link] [email it]

2/10/2005

Here's the moment the ACA has been waiting for: Arena lets anyone buy rights for one day, all for charity.

Think of the possibilities:
The Crappy Center
The Bruce Must Go Gardens
The Center... for Me to Poop On
Our House North
F the Pats Arena
The Goodenow and Bettman Suck Center

posted by Dave 2/10/2005 09:31:00 AM [this link] [email it]

Whose Line is it Anyway was always funny, but would have figured

Richard Simmons as a jet ski???

I dont care if youve seen it before. Its still 7 minutes of comedy.

posted by Bob A 2/10/2005 12:30:00 AM [this link] [email it]

2/09/2005

Similar to the report that Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog did outside of the Star Wars premier: pictures from a Star Wars convention.

posted by Dave 2/09/2005 02:31:00 PM [this link] [email it]

2/08/2005

Looks like there's a fan in Caerphilly, South Wales that may be calling Neuticle pretty soon.

Watch out for those freakin' Welsh.

posted by Matt 2/08/2005 12:11:00 PM [this link] [email it]

2/07/2005

In case you missed all the Super Bowl Ads

(not already posted by Matt 2 years prior)

posted by Rishi 2/07/2005 11:18:00 AM [this link] [email it]

2/04/2005

Ever been a cheapskate with your tips? Then you might end up here. I searched my name and didn't come with anything, which isn't surprising since I'm a remarkably benevolent person.

Bitter Waitress

posted by Rishi 2/04/2005 09:17:00 AM [this link] [email it]

2/01/2005

First Minister of Scotland to high school kids: "By all means get drunk once in a while"

I had to read this story just to see if he added: "I mean... you're SCOTS!"

posted by Adam 2/01/2005 04:38:00 PM [this link] [email it]

I've been watching my Rocky DVDs a lot lately. Should I be worried about ending up like This Guy??

posted by Adam 2/01/2005 04:07:00 PM [this link] [email it]

What everyone on the ACA wants to know: Where the Hell is Matt?

...apparently, he's been dancing.

posted by Adam 2/01/2005 01:38:00 PM [this link] [email it]

After a thorough physical examination, your penguin is given a gentle sedative, packed in a specially designed penguin transit crate and sent with our selected shipping vendor, who's employees have been specially trained for our worldwide penguin shipments.

I guess penguins are a lot like ACA Interns.

Penguin Warehouse, Inc.

posted by Adam 2/01/2005 09:47:00 AM [this link] [email it]

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