___Run for your lives, people! They're the worst thing since SARS!posted by Matt 7/30/2004 09:45:00 AM
MSNBC - The bizarre case of the bone-eating worms
Maybe the U.S. will start experimenting with them. Think of the 'B' movie potential. I'm salivating just thinking about watching "Worms" on Sci-Fi next month.
7/29/2004
___Don't be trippin'. Order your Iced Out Gear today!posted by Dave 7/29/2004 03:54:00 PM
I particularly like this item for getting all crunk up in it. Bling-Blaow indeed!
___I take it all back. David Hasselhoff IS a credible musical talent.posted by Adam 7/29/2004 10:46:00 AM
"Hooked on a Feeling (Ooga Chakka Hooga Hooga)"
7/28/2004
___This isn't really a standard ACA post, but I need other people to see this. Please let me know if any of you can decipher what is being said in this article.posted by Matt 7/28/2004 11:04:00 AM
Plus, if any of you have ADD, tell me if this article matches your thought patterns. I think that'd be educational for all parties involved.
More Incoherent D.C. Babble
7/27/2004
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7/26/2004
___Want to learn more about a well-known Hobbit? Leave it to Leonard Nimoy in this catchy tune.posted by Dave 7/26/2004 02:26:00 PM
___This video brings the classic "dorky guy who believes his karate is the shiznit" genre to a whole new level.posted by Adam 7/26/2004 10:38:00 AM
He has the ninja belt. He has the Freddy Mercury tank top and moustache. He has picture in picture of a suspensfully artful violin/bongo/xylophone medly that's playing in the background. He has girls in bikinis. And before unleashing his "death move" on an unsuspecting wall (that eventually nearly falls on him), he takes about 6 minutes to focus and stretch and reposition his stance. All this, while somehow managing not to step on his cat which has decided to take a nap right next to crazy karate man. Luckily, the cat wisely decides to run the hell away when Todd goes into his flying double spin kick.
Karate Todd
posted by Adam 7/26/2004 09:14:00 AM___
7/24/2004
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7/23/2004
___I'm already giddy like a schoolgirl: Transformers Morphing Into Movie Superheroesposted by Dave 7/23/2004 03:11:00 PM
I wonder if it will feature any of the breakdancing stylings featured in the post from a little while ago.
___He goes to Northeastern University, Boston... got hit by an SUV during riots after the Superbowl. Got brain damage... went into a coma for 5 months. Father promises him a brand new corvette if he wakes up. Then, he wakes up! He makes plans to go back to Northeastern in September. The dad goes and buys him a $75,000 pimped out corvette. Corvette on back order til September. Kid stuck buying tokens for the T.posted by Adam 7/23/2004 01:54:00 PM
7/22/2004
___A list of Possible Follow-up Songs for One-Hit Wonders including: "How Are We Going to Get These Dogs Back In?" and "Bust an Additional Move ".posted by Adam 7/22/2004 05:19:00 PM
While you're at it, check out Eight Ways to Not Get Hit in the Face with a Brick including: "Don't play any sport if they've replaced the ball with a brick", and "If someone asks if they can hit you in the face with a brick, say no."
For some reason, everything on this site sounds like Dave. hmm.
___Granted, he's no Billy Zabka, but apparently Mike Piazza (yes, that Mike Piazza) did have a role as a memorable 80's movie villain.posted by Dave 7/22/2004 10:17:00 AM
News article
IMDB biography
___No surprise here... Quebec was founded by idiots. Help the bumbling moron discover the new frontier without falling off his boat or getting sprayed by a skunk.posted by Adam 7/22/2004 09:43:00 AM
Oriel's Quebec Adventure
7/21/2004
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___This guy should be used by the defense in every lawsuit where lazy fatasses try to sue fast food companies.posted by Dave 7/21/2004 08:49:00 AM
7/20/2004
___See... this is how the ACA's philosophy is just a bit different from most things. A man is raised as a chicken and people step in try to teach him to act human. But here at the ACA, we have chicken training 3 times a week.posted by Adam 7/20/2004 09:59:00 AM
7/16/2004
___I'd just like to get these two groups in the same room and see them argue. I can't even comprehend the amount of confusion that would cause. I bet you'd hear a lot of "Wait! But I'm on YOUR side!"posted by Adam 7/16/2004 06:35:00 PM
Republicans for Kerry
Democrats for Bush
7/14/2004
___A good way to kill time: Word Searchesposted by Dave 7/14/2004 03:08:00 PM
___Fun with spelling: The Spelling Test. It starts to repeat itself after a while, but I scored a 45 out of 56 before I quit. Good thing thatposted by Dave 7/14/2004 09:05:00 AMpropperproper spelling isn't areqwirementrequirement for ACAinturnsintirnsinnternsinterns.
7/09/2004
___What is THIS all about??posted by Adam 7/09/2004 01:59:00 PM
They just got together... isn't it a little early for the affectionate face touching??
7/08/2004
___Amazon.com reports unusual popularity of this Harry Potter Toy among teenage girls. You gotta read the reviews.posted by Adam 7/08/2004 04:16:00 PM
Harry Potter Vibrating Broomstick
___Looking for a furry friend for your sleeping child?? how bout Hepatitis?posted by Adam 7/08/2004 12:21:00 PM
