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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.


6/30/2004
Coming soon to the ACA cafeteria? Super-size this!
posted by Dave 6/30/2004 12:35:00 PM
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6/25/2004

Hey, don't click on this link, cause... guess what. It's another lame Pacman ripoff! Did somebody just put out a make your own pacman program or something?

"Guide Wack Man aroudn the maze and eat all of the anti-psychotic pills while avoiding his imaginary ghosts. If he hits the crack pipe, he goes psychotic and chases his demons and can eat them! Occasionally, a donut, hotdog, sodapop, or cup of wack man's urine appears which gives you a bonus score when eaten".

Wack Man
posted by Adam 6/25/2004 01:57:00 PM
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6/24/2004

Look out, Mutants are real!
posted by Matt 6/24/2004 02:16:00 PM
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6/23/2004

What.. does every thing have to have a game now?

Play Dodgeball
posted by Adam 6/23/2004 04:16:00 PM
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Definitely check out this link... it's worth it!

Never register for a website login name again.

BugMeNot.com

posted by Adam 6/23/2004 11:01:00 AM
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6/22/2004

Apparently enough people in this city thought the ability to go to the bathroom while watching crowds of people walk by was something that was sorely needed. Alas... the One-way mirror toilet! Behind the glass you can see them, but they can't see you. I'm sure one time someone installed it backwards by accident. If i was a passerby i would wave and point just to screw with whoever was in there.

Ultra Modern Public Toilets
posted by Adam 6/22/2004 11:40:00 AM
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6/18/2004

Soundwave's got mad skillz!

Transformers kick it Old Skool
posted by Adam 6/18/2004 01:10:00 PM
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Here's one for your company's firewall.

Make your own porno music with "The Sexual Organ"



posted by Adam 6/18/2004 12:43:00 PM
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6/17/2004

In case you ever need it... here's how to say "Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!" in over 102 different languages. You never know when you might need to know that.

Now saying this might not really help you live... because if there's an axe in your head, it's pretty much over.

And it wouldn't really be necessary for figuring out what happened.. because if there's a big axe sticking out of your head, i think people can figure it out.


BUT I'm sure everyone would be really impressed!

posted by Adam 6/17/2004 02:37:00 PM
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Do you hate nature? Do you ever feel like cutting an innocent squirrel's throat in front of a PETA rally? Then this video will appeal to you. I haven't visited the website that they show, but it may occupy some of my time later.

Reminds me of the good ol' days.

posted by Matt 6/17/2004 10:58:00 AM
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6/16/2004

Another candidate for the ACA company mode of transportation.

I think it really embodies our philosophy of having unclear direction and going no-where. Not sure you can still call it a "pick-up" though.

Double-ended Chevy Pickup
posted by Adam 6/16/2004 05:16:00 PM
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For all those fans of "The Apprentice", here's a site for you: Call Omarosa Today!!! - 1-900-945-9400

I just want you to note that this site is a truly crappy attempt at getting information out. I wonder whether she even knows that it exists. Best part, calls cannot be made from cell phones. Why the hell not?
posted by Matt 6/16/2004 03:44:00 PM
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6/14/2004

Fun with word scrambles: Fowl Words
posted by Dave 6/14/2004 11:37:00 AM
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6/13/2004

I tried to get Adam to post this fantastic site that Toby found. He said he had no time. Yet he found time for the Simpson's Suicide Silliness.

Therefore, as my first blog, I present to you

Are you Latka from Taxi? Or Benito Mussolini?

This site will tell you
posted by Bob A 6/13/2004 11:31:00 PM
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6/12/2004

yep... this is how I would do it.

Suicide Note full of Simpsons References

posted by Adam 6/12/2004 11:01:00 AM
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6/10/2004

Any chance that the budget would allow us to get some of these at ACA headquarters? It's not like the budget goes towards liveable wages for the interns or anything.
posted by Dave 6/10/2004 12:38:00 PM
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Only who can prevent fires? Obviously, not this lady.
posted by Dave 6/10/2004 12:33:00 PM
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6/09/2004

Keep an eye out for this dog at next year's X-Games. Damn thing skateboards a lot better than I ever could; if the guy who owns this dog has trouble meeting chicks, he must look like the Elephant Man.
posted by Dave 6/09/2004 08:40:00 AM
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6/07/2004

Since Huffy is thinking about hanging up his T-Pass and taking Driver's Ed, I thought it would probably be good to give him an idea of what he's getting into.

Virtual Driver's Ed
posted by Adam 6/07/2004 11:12:00 AM
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6/04/2004

Not that anyone needs to be reminded that Jon Stewart is f'in hilarious, but William & Mary was (should that be a were?) nice enough to post his commencement speech.

posted by Matt 6/04/2004 02:45:00 PM
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6/03/2004

I remember this game. It's just not the same with a mouse instead of spinning the ball.

Extreme Mini Golf
posted by Adam 6/03/2004 02:40:00 PM [this link] [email it]
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6/02/2004

Ok. There's this band called the polyphonic spree or something. I know because one time I saw some weird commercial for their CD, and I scratched my head and wondered what the hell planet I was on. Well now you can listen to their happy happy la la sounds as you play their new interactive animated game, bringing the thought "What the hell is this??" to a whole new level. Click on stuff to help the three missing polyphonic dudes (they look like a cross between fraggles and cult members) get off their dumb rock and move around and stuff.

The ACA game will actually be a lot like this. You'll have to help the ACA Interns get to the other side of the screen. But instead of making flowers grow and all that, you'll probably just send some ninjas to chase them in a mini cooper. (you know... just like real life)

The Polyphonic Spree - The Quest For The Rest
posted by Adam 6/02/2004 10:08:00 AM
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Altoids. They made a video game out Altoids.

Actually, i have no idea what this game has to do with Altoids, but it's kind of cool... and no, it doesn't remind me of that Leisure Suit Larry game one bit.

Curiously Strong - All Night Long
posted by Adam 6/02/2004 09:48:00 AM
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