I think we've all thought of this one time or another since ACA management implemented its "morale crushing" initiatives: Bash the Boss. My high score so far is 71.1.

posted by Dave 5/28/2004 09:57:00 AM [this link] [email it]

5/27/2004

I'm only posting this to torture Mike.

Punctuation is fun!

posted by Adam 5/27/2004 03:22:00 PM [this link] [email it]

5/26/2004

I got tired of the online Magic 8 Balls, so I found Online Fortune cookies which tell you gay things like, "Volunteer activities begin to pay off". VOLUNTEER activities!?? Please!

But, Dr. Rishi, where are the lucky numbers. Okay, okay, you can get a fortune (one of umm ten or so) AND lucky numbers here.

But, quite frankly, you should skip the above links and go right to Bad Cookie.

posted by Rishi 5/26/2004 11:25:00 PM [this link] [email it]

For those of you that are tired of all these well thought out sites that have 30,000 hits a day, this site's for you.

Simple lesson. Simple website. Enough shown to plague your nightmares for years to come.

Why you should never put your picture on the Internet...

posted by Matt 5/26/2004 02:45:00 PM [this link] [email it]

At what point can someone say they've had enough kids? Apparently, these people won't be happy until they can have two complete baseball teams.

Guess there isn't a whole lot more to do in Arkansas.

posted by Dave 5/26/2004 11:37:00 AM [this link] [email it]

5/25/2004

Dr. Rishi likes his ear on their chests:
"You need to know the signs when something is going down."

(more of a plug... but this column appeared in today's globe. It was written by longtime ACA fan Gary Blanchard, and it quotes the wisdom and medical mumbo-jumbo of our own Intern and on-staff "bullet puller outer" Rishi Vohora! I read it twice, but I still can't find where he tells readers to go to the ACA. Seriously, man... you might've gotten a t-shirt out of that!)

Is Listening Through a Stethoscope a Dying Art?

posted by Adam 5/25/2004 01:35:00 PM [this link] [email it]

5/18/2004

Apparently, the stork has been on vacation: couple has problems conceving.

Then again, perhaps it's a good thing that people this dumb can't conceive. Spice Channel to the rescue!

posted by Dave 5/18/2004 08:34:00 AM [this link] [email it]

5/13/2004

I've been trying to tell my parents this for SOOO long - I'm way more a Neo-Pagan than a Hindu!

The Belief-O-Matic

posted by Rishi 5/13/2004 02:09:00 PM [this link] [email it]

Not for the squeamish (especially the squeamish who have a fear of Legos): Block Death.

posted by Dave 5/13/2004 09:33:00 AM [this link] [email it]

5/10/2004

Virtual Home Run Derby - where you don't have to worry about any BALCO controversy.

posted by Dave 5/10/2004 01:46:00 PM [this link] [email it]

I saw this article sitting around Adam's office the other day and it really bothered me because I didn't even KNOW we were a cult.

Castration: Is it right for your cult?

posted by Rishi 5/10/2004 11:57:00 AM [this link] [email it]

5/07/2004

Capitalism at its finest: Virtual Lemonade Stand.

posted by Dave 5/07/2004 01:44:00 PM [this link] [email it]

5/06/2004

In the spirit of sites where people beg for money... this guy begs for money and sex.

I am just a poor unattractive guy looking for a little help. A little cash to pay a cover or supersize a new ladies meal. As much as I love spending a Friday night with Taco Bell and Grand Theft Auto, I'd rather be having sex. This is where you come in.

I'm not sure if I buy it or not, but it's great anyway. Especially the photo of the used pan sitting on the kitchen stove.

zerosexlife.com

posted by Adam 5/06/2004 01:10:00 PM [this link] [email it]

As a medical professional, let me be the first to tell you that this is not a good X-Ray. It is, in fact, the greatest X-ray I have ever seen. Yes, better than the classic bottleuptheass film that so many medical students pass around.

posted by Rishi 5/06/2004 09:40:00 AM [this link] [email it]

5/04/2004

I don't know why didn't think this up first! Well, maybe cause we're always so busy recreating episodes of Welcome Back Kotter and old Toyotathon commercials. Most of these are pretty hysterical. Anything seems authentic when it has the right soundtrack. (It didn't even matter that Darth Vader wore flannel).

Good Scenes Gone Bad 4

posted by Adam 5/04/2004 05:58:00 PM [this link] [email it]

It's like Staples for the ACA. (except... we use this stuff to "help" people)

VillainSupply.com | Your Online Source For Everything Evil (TM)

posted by Adam 5/04/2004 05:45:00 PM [this link] [email it]

I don't know how many of you heard about this cartoon, but I heard some outrage about it on the airwaves, and thought I'd do some searching, since MSNBC pulled it from Slate. After all, I have to at least make a crappy attempt at keeping up with the Joneses.

From Ted Rall -- Not a UMass student.

posted by Matt 5/04/2004 02:53:00 PM [this link] [email it]

5/03/2004

I can't wait to see Donkey Hong Kong.

Pac Manhattan

posted by Adam 5/03/2004 05:09:00 PM [this link] [email it]

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