___I can't think of anything to say, so here's a guy with a really bad haircut that thinks he's Peter Pan.posted by Matt 12/31/2003 10:48:00 AM
___The best part of playing this short, simple game is thinking about my girlfriend's inexplicable love of stuffed animals, and pretending I'm actually holding the gun.posted by Matt 12/31/2003 10:38:00 AM
___I'm on fire today! Don't let the monkey invaders get you with they're evil snot!posted by Matt 12/31/2003 10:34:00 AM
___It wasn't easy to be this good, but I was able to hide every single awful thing in my room before my parents came.posted by Matt 12/31/2003 10:32:00 AM
___An entertaining game that takes reflexes rather than planning!posted by Matt 12/31/2003 10:24:00 AM
___It's becoming easier and easier to get famous for doing something quite insignificant now! Just ask the expert on wearing a nametag.posted by Matt 12/31/2003 10:17:00 AM
___Remember creating all of those square boobs and awful looking cars on your Etch-a-Sketch? Well, this artist will make you wish your parents had never bought you one and revealed how inadequate you really are.posted by Matt 12/31/2003 10:11:00 AM
12/30/2003
___The story about a German guy volunteering to be eaten (and eating some of himself) didn't make you want to move to Germany? Maybe this will!posted by Matt 12/30/2003 03:16:00 PM
posted by Adam 12/30/2003 02:07:00 PM___
___Ten of the dumbest things said during 2003... other than that crap about an ACA movie.posted by Adam 12/30/2003 01:54:00 PM
The 10 Dumbest Quotes of 2003
posted by Adam 12/30/2003 11:42:00 AM___
posted by Matt 12/30/2003 09:05:00 AM___
12/29/2003
___We all love hot dogs, right? At a sporting event, at a summer cookout, in your baked beans, most everyone can name a case where they indulge in this wonderfully cased assortment of pig parts. Now, at Hot Doug's, you'll be able to experience the height of hot-dogginess.posted by Matt 12/29/2003 04:13:00 PM
12/22/2003
___For those of you (read: Adam) who think you hold the world in your hands and at any point you could send everyone crashing onto their backside, here's your chance.posted by Matt 12/22/2003 02:37:00 PM
___Don't want that nosy cashier to know that you use back wax? There is a way to get around those shifty-eyed devils.posted by Matt 12/22/2003 10:48:00 AM
12/20/2003
___Ever Want to sit down, but can't find a seat? Well, why not have the seat attached to your pants!!!?!?posted by Rishi 12/20/2003 10:33:00 PM
FInd this and other fantastic inventions (can you say FART COLLECTOR) here!
12/19/2003
posted by Dave 12/19/2003 04:02:00 PM___
___This picture reminds me of the last meeting of the ACA planning committee.posted by Dave 12/19/2003 01:44:00 PM
___Hopefully we'll get a beer pong game like this one at our next party.posted by Dave 12/19/2003 01:40:00 PM
12/18/2003
___"When a rocket or missile is launched, a tremendous amount of heat is produced - enough for the satellites to see them. Rudolph's nose gives off an infrared signature similar to a missile launch. The satellites can detect Rudolph's bright red nose with practically no problem. With so many years of experience, NORAD has become good at tracking aircraft entering North America, detecting worldwide missile launches and tracking the progress of Santa, thanks to Rudolph."posted by Adam 12/18/2003 04:00:00 PM
NORAD Tracks Santa 2003
12/17/2003
___Worst flash game in the history of mankind.posted by Rishi 12/17/2003 12:32:00 AM
I'm pretty sure I had sex with a vampire though.
The Adventures of Mr. Clown
posted by Rishi 12/17/2003 12:13:00 AM___
12/15/2003
___Is this what we should expect from our Christmas bonuses this year following month-after-month of detailing the ACA limo and cleaning up after the ACA white tiger? Shoe factory workers get hooked up.posted by Dave 12/15/2003 02:27:00 PM
12/12/2003
___Continuing with the trailer park theme for today, here's a link to probably the highest rated psychic in the world. Get your Tarot cards ready!posted by Matt 12/12/2003 11:31:00 AM
___Here's a link that plays off Deliverance.. and then gets into the Dukes of Hazard.. with a penguin, a squirrel and some pigs.. oh, and then ends with some racist chickens.posted by Rishi 12/12/2003 04:04:00 AM
I'm unimpressed by the Dueling Banjos
Wait.. the idea IS to post websites that suck, right?
12/10/2003
___Is the government trying to steal your brain? Or are you just a James Bond fanatic that thinks there's still some chance that you can be a spy someday? Either way, the spy shop is for you.posted by Matt 12/10/2003 10:01:00 AM
12/09/2003
posted by Matt 12/09/2003 12:43:00 PM___
12/08/2003
___All this time, you thought that your all-time favorite comedian had no range. Yakov can do it all, baby!posted by Matt 12/08/2003 01:17:00 PM
___And you thought you had a bad day at work.posted by Matt 12/08/2003 11:36:00 AM
12/07/2003
posted by Rishi 12/07/2003 08:24:00 AM___
12/05/2003
___Okay, this guy just plain creeps me out. Isn't there a group that wants to clone humans because they feel that Adam & Eve were aliens and jesus wasn't resurrected, but rather, cloned?posted by Matt 12/05/2003 09:52:00 AM
___This is easily the greatest game in the history of mankind.posted by Rishi 12/05/2003 08:03:00 AM
And I'm pretty sure that the dude who's sleeping is Adam.. yup, it's definitely him.
12/04/2003
___Finally! A politician who knows what I want!!posted by Rishi 12/04/2003 05:45:00 PM
(BTW - If you've never seen the show, then you're either dumb, gay, or dumb).
posted by Adam 12/04/2003 05:03:00 PM___
___I highly recommend wasting time on this guy's site. The infamous ARSE i Am and his many visual oddities.posted by Matt 12/04/2003 03:21:00 PM
12/03/2003
___Is your nutless dog feeling like less of a man since the neighbor got an un-neutered dog with 5 legs? Well, we can attend to one of those insecurities!posted by Matt 12/03/2003 11:03:00 AM
12/02/2003
posted by Matt 12/02/2003 11:26:00 AM___
___Apparently, these type of posts are more up your alley:posted by Rishi 12/02/2003 03:44:00 AM
A disabled man was not allowed on a domestic flight in Chile because the pilot thought his artificial hand could be used as a dangerous weapon.
12/01/2003
___Did you know it's possible to beat Super Mario Brothers 3 in 11 minutes?posted by Adam 12/01/2003 03:17:00 PM
Or "turtle-tip" on flying cannon balls, and finish the whole game without being hit once???
Watch this guy do it! we're not worthy
Super Mario Brothers 3 - Time Attack Video
___Any bidders out there? This poor kid.posted by Matt 12/01/2003 02:32:00 PM
posted by Adam 12/01/2003 02:27:00 PM___
posted by Matt 12/01/2003 02:26:00 PM___
