I get the feeling that this woman's son will end up in therapy some day.

posted by Dave 8/29/2003 11:04:00 AM [this link] [email it]

8/25/2003

Speaking of Wheaties.. you haven't seen a Wheaties box until you've seen this


Oh, and in case you didn't think that collecting Wheaties boxes was a real inyourface goddamn hobby, then you haven't LIVED man. You can't just go OPENING 'em and EATING outta them...

Just please don't ask how much you can get for selling them. Seriously, please don't. We don't want the Wronker all pissed off.

GODDAMN IT! HE DOES IT FOR PLEASURE, can't you people understand that!!!??! You're a bunch of animals!!

posted by Rishi 8/25/2003 01:31:00 PM [this link] [email it]

8/22/2003

a much sadder note.
the ACA remembers...

Wesley Willis.

rock over london.
rock out chicago.
wheaties.
breakfast of champions.

Wesley Willis, RIP

posted by Adam 8/22/2003 03:18:00 PM [this link] [email it]

This makes for an interesting career choice.

posted by Dave 8/22/2003 11:01:00 AM [this link] [email it]

ACA military intelligence has stumbled upon Canada's plan for world domination. Be afraid... be very afraid... eh?

posted by Dave 8/22/2003 09:31:00 AM [this link] [email it]

For the well-read ACA viewers out there (both of you) who don't have time to read anymore now that you're devoting all of your time to finding Instant Updates, check out Book-a-Minute. Also helpful for the kids out there who consider Cliff's Notes too long of a read.

posted by Dave 8/22/2003 08:57:00 AM [this link] [email it]

In the endless pursuit of scientific knowledge, here's one student's interesting take on the Electron Band Structure in Germanium.

posted by Dave 8/22/2003 08:53:00 AM [this link] [email it]

8/20/2003

FYI- ACA Interns: If you haven't already done this, drag the "Blog This!" link up to your browsers link toolbar to use it whenever you want to make an ACA Instant Update (read: whenever you are still under your monthly quota).

Blog This!

posted by Adam 8/20/2003 02:27:00 PM [this link] [email it]

8/14/2003

I think a certain soon to be married couple may be receiving a phone call from a certain Lorenzo Lamas.

Hollywood is Calling

posted by Adam 8/14/2003 02:56:00 PM [this link] [email it]

In the long tradition of celebrities having their own official page, how could we overlook William Shatner??

Personally, I'm counting down the seconds until I can get my hands on "the ultimate paintball movie", William Shatner's Spplat Attack.

posted by Dave 8/14/2003 11:15:00 AM [this link] [email it]

8/07/2003

Here's someone who might have a thing or two to say about Gary Coleman's political career: Todd Bridges.

posted by Dave 8/07/2003 11:00:00 AM [this link] [email it]

8/06/2003

gary coleman for governer of CA? sure! come on, you wouldn't pay to see him and Arnold in a political debate?? (i copywrite that, SNL!) And you gotta love how in this poster it almost seems like they're trying to make him look ever shorter than he actually is


Gary Coleman for Governer... yeah seriously

posted by Adam 8/06/2003 05:24:00 PM [this link] [email it]

you know what bothers me? how come guys can't wear shorts in certain places during the summer but it's still perfectly fine for girls to wear skirts? this guy fought the system.


bus driver told he can't wear shorts... wears skirt instead

posted by Adam 8/06/2003 05:16:00 PM [this link] [email it]

8/01/2003

The critics have spoken.... Gigli is "really, really bad". Read the review of the unfortunate soul who had to see it.

posted by Dave 8/01/2003 02:05:00 PM [this link] [email it]

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