posted by Adam 4/30/2003 05:30:00 PM___
posted by Adam 4/30/2003 04:13:00 PM___
4/29/2003
___posted by Adam 4/29/2003 02:32:00 PM
as if a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie isn't already hard enough to watch. (cept bloodsport, of course)
Jean-Claude Van Damme to star in Swan Lake movie
um...
___posted by Adam 4/29/2003 02:28:00 PM
Panda shit turns out to be even more benefitial than anyone dreamed. Don't say it isn't possible! Turns out that panda crap could even be the secret to a real working Mr. Fusion trash-to-hydrogen machine (see: Back To The Future II). And is it any coincidence that the future of mankind's energy comes from the same animals that grace the entrance to the Jade.
Panda poop power
posted by Adam 4/29/2003 02:16:00 PM___
4/28/2003
___posted by Adam 4/28/2003 12:51:00 PM
as if Teletubbies haven't screwed kids up enough... now, there's the BOOHBAHS. You might be saying "WTF is a BOOHBAH?" well the Boohbahs are five magical atoms of power and light and they travel in their "Boohball" around the world. See, the Boohbahs represent the imaginative power and light which allows children to control the screen action by the use of the magic word “Boohbah”. It's all really pretty obvious once you see it.
Here you can explore the magical, mystical, totally tripped out "Boohbah Zone". Weird purple ameoba people. Boohbah bebop. And the weird old lady with one eye closed bouncing on a trampoline. Whatever this is, i'm convinced there's a way to WIN it. and in winning it you will somehow either learn the meaning of life, or be transported to your home galaxy (aka: psych ward).
Boohbah Zone
4/18/2003
___posted by Adam 4/18/2003 10:23:00 AM
I prefer RobertGoulet.com
sad really. this is another sign of the apocalypse. Greg Brady even has a merchandise page where you can listen to a sample of his "Johnny Bravo" disco cd. unfortunately there's no clip of him rapping "The Real Greg Brady". (personal note: i'm really interested in knowing if he uses the word "imitators" in that song.)
his FAQ only talks about him nailing Florence Henderson, Marsha, and Tiger. nothing about whether he's hoping for a celebrity boxing rematch against Danny Bonaduce, or whether he felt humiliated when Bud Bundy beat him out in Celebrity Bootcamp.
BarryWilliams.net
___posted by Adam 4/18/2003 10:11:00 AM
combine a creepy picture of Robert Goulet giving the evil eye, and the uncomfortable tagline "please enter my space", and mister you've got yourself a link on the ACA.
definitely check out some of Goulet's personal "artwork" on the merchandise page. all his drawings look like ranbow colored aliens sticking their heads up their own asses. hmmm.
RobertGoulet.com
___I don't know if this already made the rounds or not, but it explains an important aspect of dating: The Ladder Theory.posted by Dave 4/18/2003 08:38:00 AM
4/15/2003
___A little commercial i made... got a bit of a middle eastern flair. think fanta will go for it?posted by Adam 4/15/2003 04:31:00 PM
Fanta Shokata
___in a followup to the impressive Bum Wine site, here's the official FAQ on Cisco. There's another one for Wild Irish Rose somewhere else on the site.posted by Adam 4/15/2003 03:26:00 PM
great bits of advice for all the economical drunkards out there, like "How long should I age Cisco wine before drinking it?"
Cisco FAQ
4/14/2003
___You've got a big dinner date coming up, but you don't know how to impress your date with the drink selection. How do you choose between Cisco, MD 20/20, Night Train Express, Thunderbird, and Wild Irish Rose? Easy - use the guide to Bum Wines.posted by Dave 4/14/2003 03:22:00 PM
4/11/2003
___Technology's getting so far ahead, it's going backwards. now you search Google by picking up your phone and telling the operator what to type in. and long distance charges apply. Why in god's name would anyone do this? you need a computer with a javascript enabled browser to use it. wtf???posted by Adam 4/11/2003 05:24:00 PM
Google Voice Search Demo
___Buy some Uranium - online. is this real? it looks real. this can't be real.posted by Adam 4/11/2003 05:16:00 PM
UraniumOnLine-The Nuclear Fuel eCommerce Solution
posted by Adam 4/11/2003 05:12:00 PM___
4/08/2003
___posted by Adam 4/08/2003 08:10:00 PM
"We did it for the right reasons," says the superintendent.
Hooters has monopoly on middle school field trips
4/07/2003
___posted by Adam 4/07/2003 11:14:00 AM
so i looked for more of this rappin sensation, and oh yes... i found " " more. He's a genius! My favorite is "First Clip of Video on the Internet of a Fat Guy Drinking A Bottle Of Perrier Water While Listening To Jungle Music". amazing talent!
Angry Naked Pat: Ice Cream Fantastic (aka: Andy Milonakis)
4/01/2003
___The internet can make ANYBODY into... "somebody".posted by Adam 4/01/2003 05:37:00 PM
Like this 14 Year old fat greek rapper freestylin in his bedroom... he's definitely famous now, poor kid.
the BEST part is his rant on Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat video game being gay, and how he's ok with that.
I rhyme wit you
and i rhyme against you
i rhyme with you
and i beat you up
like f'in mortal kombat
yo, i'm scorpion
i'll throw that spear thing with the rope attached
it's not like a gat,
but i still come in with an uppercut
and do a fatalityyyy
you be sweatin me
and undressin me
with your eyes
yo i see you subzero
tryin to frost my shirt off
you can see my fat nipples
yo i'm not cripple
i know what you're doing
oh wait... BETTER parts are his 45 second nnnNnnnNNNnnNNnnnn noises, complete with head bobs. oh YES... there's video.
Andy Milonakis Raps
___posted by Adam 4/01/2003 12:34:00 PM
Big Cheeto hysteria spreads. Cracker maker Nipchee "accidentally" makes a 4 square foot cheese cracker weighing 12 pounds and filled with 6 gallons of cheddar cheese filling (32,768 calories, 1,192 grams of fat).
Charlotte Observer | 04/01/2003 | Snack whacker fails to nip Nipchee in bud
