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The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.


12/27/2002
Three classic online games from your friends and mine from Mellow Yellow. (wait... it's just "Yello"). My favorite is the one where you have to make drink runs to the bar (er... mellow yello stand) and bring them back to all your various hotties without spilling anything. there are people just standing in the way as usual, so your task can be quite daunting. this one mimics the real experience so well, i thought i was at the phoenix landing all over again. In fact, i recommend playing this game as practice before going out anywhere in fanueil hall.

then there's the one where you have to mingle around the concert grounds, checking in with all your "various hotties". This one is quite difficult actually... As a natural playa, you've got upwards of 4 or 5 hotties spread all over the place... and if you don't check in with each one they get pissed and refuse to talk to you. fortunately i've had alot of experience with this one as well. not in real life, but from watching countless classic sit-coms where someone mistakenly takes 2 dates to the same restaurant and has to go back and forth.

then there's also a game where you have to sneak your "various hotties" into the men's room because their line is way too long. if a guy sees you, you lose. unfortunately this game doesn't seem to be very realistic. i just don't see any guy getting pissed about a girl being in the mens room... but whatever. the one cool aspect of this game is the fact that you have a hottie personal data assistant to keep their numbers, email, and info in... smooth.

Mello Yello - Keep Smooth
posted by Adam 12/27/2002 09:40:00 AM
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12/23/2002

an ACA holiday "chestnut"...

WhiteTrashXmas
posted by Adam 12/23/2002 12:30:00 PM
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12/19/2002

the ACA movie will be something like this...

..only, without pictures.

Star Dudes
posted by Adam 12/19/2002 01:21:00 PM
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12/18/2002

This is getting frustrating... Posts aren't showing up. Where's the ACA tech staff when you need them!
posted by Adam 12/18/2002 12:37:00 PM
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12/17/2002

this is like the 3rd drunken animal rampage story i've read this month. apparantly this is a problem that people just don't want to deal with... but i tell you, they're gonna HAVE to dealwith it someday. These elephants have developed a taste for country rice liquor, and there's no stopping them now. how many more villagers have to be trampled because of this.

Drunken Elephants Trample Village
posted by Adam 12/17/2002 04:58:00 PM
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Never do drugs. If you continue doing drugs, it's entirely possible that they'll continue to make cartoons like this.

X-Entertainment - Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue. Just Say No.
posted by Adam 12/17/2002 12:45:00 PM
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12/12/2002

Some dance moves that could be used at any ACA function: Dancing Paul.
posted by Dave 12/12/2002 07:13:00 PM
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12/06/2002

another entry for the "Porn on MY computer???" series...

posted by Adam 12/06/2002 02:50:00 PM
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12/05/2002

Hear what people are saying about the new Tabouli Lou Movie Teaser:

(*note: dramatization. may not have happened exactly this way... events have been recreated based loosely on something someone said, before changing the subject...)

Crystal: "...everything you know... "
Crystal: "...is only the beginning..."
Crystal: "...coming soon...."
Tom: "I think it's starting over from the beginning."
Crystal: "What do you mean?"
Tom: "I think THAT's it."
Crystal: "you mean that's IT???"
Tom: "I think so..."
Crystal: "Try clicking on it... "
Tom: "I did... that's it."
Crystal: "It can't be! Let me see the mouse."
Crystal "(click) (click) (click)"
Tom: "See... that's it."
Crystal: "What the F*ck!"
Tom: "Yup... That's the ACA."
Crystal: "No, really... What the F*ck!"
Tom: "I know... "
Crystal: "But, this isn't 'Snappy' at all!"


(For more of the ongoing adventures of Tom and Crystal... plus Dave, Pat, Mike, and anyone else... maybe Adam... it's ALL in the Tabouli Lou Movie! Coming Soon to the ACA! )
posted by Adam 12/05/2002 09:23:00 AM
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12/04/2002

interesting name here...

Player Bio: Women's Basketball
posted by Adam 12/04/2002 04:53:00 PM
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If any of you watch Ed, you might recognize this - It's peanut butter jelly time!!.

(be careful, there's sound with the site - nothing bad, but could cause coworkers to wonder what the hell's going on)
posted by Dave 12/04/2002 01:10:00 PM
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12/03/2002

next up... she'll have to hold the kid up to the windshield everytime she drives through a FastLane (tm).

Baby eats security transponder key... starts car with his tummy.

posted by Adam 12/03/2002 12:08:00 PM
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Have you seen the ACA movie preview yet?? well, it's more of a "teaser" as in... it is only 15 seconds long and gives nothing away. it's great. i highly recommend you go to the main page and check it out. it's an example of the new fangled techspertise that the ACA is rockin these days.

anyway, the movie is really coming along, although contract disputes forced me to hire cheap help to type out the part of Pat who insisted on being able to use his own keyboard. unfortunately compromise was impossible, but i think that the Pat substitute worked out fine. the production is sort of waiting top-level decision right now on the issue of soundtrack. we know that we want to have one, it's just that there is so little Tabouli Lou material to work with. Perhaps this is a job for shoeless. There's also some CGI stuff that still needs to be tweaked... but that always happens. anyway, we're hoping to get this out by christmas... and hopefully they'll be an update before hand to sort of stoke public interest.

posted by Adam 12/03/2002 10:56:00 AM
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