___"Boston-based Kaiju Big Battel, the world's only live monster wrestling spectacle event. Studio Kaiju boasts sold-out events and is best known for its live tournament-style wrestling performances, which are a tongue-in-cheek hybrid of American pro-wrestling, Japanese monster-movie mayhem, and lowbrow pop-culture."posted by Adam 11/22/2002 01:16:00 PM
Kaiju Big Battel
11/21/2002
___posted by Adam 11/21/2002 12:06:00 PM
sorry about the lack of recent content (or quasi-content, which is what we like to pass off as actual content), but this is all do to a full-on ACA movie production effort! soon we WILL have actual content!
so far, the ACA javascript team has worked out all the technical kinks and the writing staff has pretty much the whole script done. it's gonna be great! can you feel the Buzz yet???
11/20/2002
___Never again do you have to be the person who gets stuck going for beer or looking behind the barn when there's an axe-wielding murderer around, thanks to The Official Rock-Paper-Scissors Strategy Guide.posted by Dave 11/20/2002 03:41:00 PM
___um... weird. japanese soy sauce superhero, Kiko-man. (has the head of a fish). the music makes no sense, either. "show me! show you! kiko-man. kiko-man."posted by Adam 11/20/2002 01:41:00 PM
Kiko-MAN!
___just out of curiosity... i'd love to know what the odds on the globetrotters are now.posted by Adam 11/20/2002 01:35:00 PM
globetrotters lose 4 straight!
11/14/2002
___Four Hoursmen of Apocalypse get lost in France. Ask Officer for directions to Rome. Seriously... you can't make this stuff up.posted by Adam 11/14/2002 11:48:00 AM
"I advised him to keep his sword sheathed and I gave him directions, but I'm not sure he got them right," the cop said. "When the riders took off, two of them headed the wrong way!"
Weekly World News
11/11/2002
___According to CNN, we can sleep a little better now that Karyn is debt-free: Web panhandler pays off $20,000 debt. Looks like it'll be tough to duplicate this feat, Mike.posted by Dave 11/11/2002 11:41:00 AM
11/07/2002
___How about this all-star cast for a "Real World"-type TV show: M.C. Hammer, Emmanuel Lewis, Mindy Cohn, Vince Neil, and others? Well, prepare for armageddon, because it could happen.posted by Dave 11/07/2002 04:00:00 PM
posted by Adam 11/07/2002 03:12:00 PM___
___if you're feeling any of the following...posted by Adam 11/07/2002 02:09:00 PM
Sudden onset of high fever
Chills
General discomfort, uneasiness, or ill feeling
Muscular pains
Severe headache
you could have... BUBONIC PLAUGE.
___"Guaranteed Fight Night" banned in the AHL... guess they'll have to take this to international waters.posted by Adam 11/07/2002 02:04:00 PM
League KO's Fight Night promotion
11/06/2002
___yeah, so far... until the MCA gets updated. more pics means more superimposed craziness (i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing). what am i saying... it's definitely a bad thing.posted by Adam 11/06/2002 03:44:00 PM
and i don't know what's up with the comments. the site that they're "powered by" is down. maybe they went bankrupt.
this page is being stupid today too. it keeps coming up blank, as opposed to rich with bloggy goodness. what the hell did i give these free services my fake email for, anyway! next thing you know, people won't be able to deposit money in my paypal account. it's a sad day... but no one said running the ACA was easy.
___ahh... the power of digital imaging. mike's right - this is pretty disturbing. but there are a few hidden goodies to be found!posted by Adam 11/06/2002 12:15:00 PM
faces
posted by Adam 11/06/2002 09:22:00 AM___
___save the children and bankrupt McDonalds at the same time. click on the "love heart" and they donate .001 McDollars to unicef in your name (or whatever name you type in).posted by Adam 11/06/2002 09:14:00 AM
McDonalds
11/04/2002
___The Christian Analysis of American Culture reviews "Jackass: The Movie". believe it or not... they do NOT recommend you see this movie. In fact, they only gave it 1 star... same as "Hot Shots: part deux". i'm in shock. I think this article may be up there on the All-time list for most instances of the word "gratuitous" per square inch. Just imagine if this guy had stayed past the first 8 minutes.posted by Adam 11/04/2002 04:02:00 PM
it's kind of hard to follow this thing... it reads basically like this: "An electrode was applied to the space dead center in the crotch with no attempt to obscure subject and neighboring anatomy... ...Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me... ...electric muscle stimulator... ...And the King shall answer and say unto them... male member... Verily I say unto you... ...I saw such behavior as a fat man's pants splitting at the seam in the seat and he was wearing no underwear."
JACKA: THE MOVIE (R): ChildCare Action Project
