___Something I found to add to the ACA's continuing reporting on the cyborg animal front. I guess now we can make remote control rats, and use 'em for espionage and stuff like that. So be on the lookout for little critters with little spinning radar dishes sticking out of their heads... they may be working for the KGB.posted by Adam 6/28/2002 11:23:00 AM
6/27/2002
___posted by Adam 6/27/2002 05:10:00 PM
JOIN MASK- MOBILE ARMORED STRIKE KOMMAND -- WHERE ORDINARY VEHICLES AND MEN BECOME AN AWESOME FIGHTING TEAM TO WAGE BATTLE AGAINST VENOM -- THE VICIOUS, EVIL NETWORK OF MAYHEM.
Even funnier than the cartoon MASK being an acronym for Mobile Armored Strike "K"ommand, was the name for the bad guys. VENOM. Viscious Evil Network of Maham. (how many more villian adjectives can you cram in there?) I think street gangs, militias, and organized crime syndicates can really take a lesson here. how bout the SMOKAS: "Shady Militant Oregonian Kick Ass Society".
MASK theme song
___of course... jesus christ vampire hunter T-shirts. "The Power of Christ Impales You." and so do those JCVH t-shirt only clad lesbian vampire hotties hanging from the shower rod.posted by Adam 6/27/2002 03:19:00 PM
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6/26/2002
___Listen to the theme song in the upper right corner of the Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter movie review - it's an instant classic.posted by Dave 6/26/2002 03:06:00 PM
6/24/2002
___posted by Adam 6/24/2002 01:06:00 PM
when you're enjoying the hobby of "urban exploration" or "infiltration", you must make sure you're down with the lingo. Sneaking around in abandoned mineshafts can be alot of fun, especially if bring your texta and your liftomatic. but forget the correct jargon and your unenlightened social engineering or skunneling might get you listed in tract for all catophiles to see. Infiltration: Infilspeak Dictionary
6/21/2002
___ALL NEW ACA POSTERS (a veritable plethora of fresh new ACA posters for you and your family... created by ACA staff intern Mike LaBella while watching reruns of 80's TV shows.)posted by Adam 6/21/2002 02:00:00 PM
___what the hell!posted by Adam 6/21/2002 10:33:00 AM
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6/18/2002
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6/13/2002
___This guy could be the next musical sensation (be careful, because there's sound)....posted by Dave 6/13/2002 10:14:00 AM
Check out these phunky beatz.
6/12/2002
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6/10/2002
___a bunch of stuff Samuel L. Jackson said in some movie one time.posted by Adam 6/10/2002 09:38:00 AM
6/07/2002
___Fans of the ACA Premium Add-ons Fantasy / Fallacy baseball lineup might fret when they check out the latest Adjusted Standings, as the Add-Ons' continuing struggle to topple the Cheeks and the Wanna-Be's begins to look desparate. "The Add ons are coming apart at the seams. You can bet on it!" states the front office, as sources close to the manager report that the franchise has it's eyes on several up and coming "has-beens" who might be able to add some much needed shallowness in the pitching rotation. The team is also hoping some of its hotter players will "step it down" and follow the example of players like shortstop Ricky Gutierrez who remains a consistant triple non-threat at the plate.posted by Adam 6/07/2002 11:27:00 AM
6/06/2002
___How did this movie get passed over by the awards people? (Just the description of the movie is hilarious)posted by Dave 6/06/2002 02:28:00 PM
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
posted by Adam 6/06/2002 01:09:00 PM___
___Apparently, William Shatner is fundamentally sound when it comes to playing guitar....posted by Dave 6/06/2002 10:32:00 AM
How could you pass up this album?.
6/05/2002
posted by Adam 6/05/2002 04:55:00 PM___
___This guy thinks he has some kind of "Crappy" web page... but he just doesn't get what it's all about.posted by Adam 6/05/2002 03:27:00 PM
SACTOSAURUS.COM... Dino-Mite!
posted by Dave 6/05/2002 02:55:00 PM___
___Apparantly some movie about a man/robot from space who wears a gorilla suit.posted by Adam 6/05/2002 01:44:00 PM
Johnny: "I think you're just a big bully, picking on people smaller than you are!"
Ro-Man: "Now I will kill you."
Review for Robot Monster
___Star Wars in ASCII... you thought I had too much time on my hands. (sumbitted by Mike Labella) STAR WARS ASCIIMATION - Main Pageposted by Adam 6/05/2002 12:15:00 PM
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