powered by... Adam's Crappy Attempt - - -
The ACA’s goal is to be excessively good at doing absolutely nothing, while involving as many people as possible in the process.  We’re not sure if we’re failing miserably at it or succeeding beyond our wildest dreams.  Frankly, we don’t know the difference.


12/12/2007
Figured this is the kind of time-wasting gold that was worth blowing the dust off my ACA account.

Virtual NES - play just about any Nintendo game online. This is one step easier from when I put a Nintendo emulator on my PC in college, and No-op kept beating me at Ice Hockey. But I did have a Baseball Stars team for the ages.
posted by Dave 12/12/2007 10:35:00 AM
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9/27/2007

Yuppie on cell: "I think because of the mental state I was in that really doesn't count as cheating. Plus, it was my birthday, so technically it never happened, therefore I didn't fuck up or do anything wrong, therefore nothing ever happened to begin with, therefore you have no reason to complain, therefore you are still my girlfriend."

Overheard in New York | The Voice of the City
posted by Adam 9/27/2007 10:57:00 AM
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9/20/2007

Just like Kramer on the Merv Griffin set, we've reached rock bottom. So its time for a new format. I bring you ESPN reporter Erin Andrews.

I wonder what she could do with that microphone

Love the kid from Iowa at the end of the vid
posted by Bob A 9/20/2007 08:02:00 PM
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9/14/2007

I know. I know. No one even remembers the ACA anymore.

I just couldn't think of a better place to post this article on what is accepted as art today.

I'm pretty sure that we could give Adam $22 and he could develop 143 exhibits with this sort of "artistic talent" (read as: mockery of everyone that pays to view art).
posted by Matt 9/14/2007 01:26:00 PM
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7/18/2007

The ACA lives! As proved by the fact that I, once again, performed cardiac caths in my ACA tshirt.

Plus, this:

Newsday was doing this thing called Mustache Madness.

Basically, you can see what it came down to here.

And, the winner got into it.

And, then this...
posted by Rishi 7/18/2007 09:04:00 PM
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6/21/2007

This is no joke. Burlington has a serious prostitution problem. We're infested. I have attached the myspace of This Hookah! to the once proud ACA website.

Whats the big deal you say? She was an actress in holiday 10 years ago having small parts in The Truman Show and Breast Men.
posted by Bob A 6/21/2007 12:38:00 AM
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5/25/2007

Some more examples of the ridiculous lawsuits that exist in this country: Suing... America's Favorite Pastime. Hopefully the parents involved in these lawsuits got hit by a truck.

As a side note, the front page of the ACA on today's click said that the CD release of "Stayin' True to Selling out" got pushed back from 2005 to late 2007. Does that mean we can expect the release in the next few months?
posted by Dave 5/25/2007 02:00:00 PM
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5/17/2007

Just digging through the ol' ACA archives. I don't care if this is old... it's still funny.

25 magical years of Robert Goulet's Christmas cards


ps. no, the ACA is not dead. you're dead. welcome to the afterlife. if you're not seeing any new posts... you must be in hell.
posted by Adam 5/17/2007 02:31:00 PM
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4/15/2007

Sadly, Don Ho has died. He died on 4/14/07. While trying to find the story, I came across an article from August 2006 celebrating his birthday

Read a bit of the article but then glance at the sidebox for the "related headlines".

That is all
posted by Bob A 4/15/2007 08:55:00 AM
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4/12/2007

There's so much to appreciate about this headline.

FOXNews.com - Snoop Dogg 'Clarifies' Use of the Word 'Ho'
posted by Adam 4/12/2007 10:52:00 AM
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4/04/2007

I dont care if it sucks. I cant wait to see This Movie!

I think the only movie I would want to see more would be Back to the Future IV.


And by the way, where are all you people?!?!
posted by Bob A 4/04/2007 02:53:00 PM
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3/28/2007

Can you say....


...Bite Height
posted by Bob A 3/28/2007 09:17:00 AM
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3/16/2007

Sometimes ya just gotta


Take matters into your own hands


Woof
posted by Bob A 3/16/2007 01:06:00 AM
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3/08/2007

The Man!

At least his kids will get to grow up together
posted by Bob A 3/08/2007 01:36:00 PM
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2/27/2007

Not That Funny

I'm just posting this out of principle....and the site has been dead.
posted by Bob A 2/27/2007 11:25:00 PM
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The new sensation hitting the interweb!

Bodhi Wars is coming!

Labels:

posted by Rishi 2/27/2007 06:39:00 PM
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You never know when a little thing will pay off big! That's what I realized last night when I hung up the phone after telling a disappointed somebody that the ACA won't be having BINGO night anymore because it's been discontinued due to poor turnouts.

Let me just say... no one on the other end of the phone has ever asked, "Um, hello... Is this ACA??".

and then followed that up with... "Are you doing BINGO tonight??"

But that's what happened. Apparently if you google/maps BINGO in this state the ACA comes up first. Apparently I set that up once. oh yeah...

um, there were categories too.


Search Query
1. dim sum
2. buffet
3. buffets
4. bingo hall
5. aca boston
6. bingo
7. bingo woburn ma
8. reading massachusetts buffet
9. aca
10. buffet near stoneham ma
11. buffet restaurants
12. danvers ma dim sum
13. buffet restaurant weston ma
14. psychics
15. dim sum near arlington ma
16. bingo games
17. dim sum somerville ma
18. china buffet
19. bingo danvers ma
20. bingo games in watertown ma
21. bingo in boston ma
22. bingo halls
23. dim sum buffet
24. woburn ma buffet

I guess no one's looking for pony rides.


Search for "BINGO"
posted by Adam 2/27/2007 03:27:00 PM
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2/19/2007

This is going to be a little hard to believe... but in lieu of any new posts I'm breaking out a little ORIGINAL content.

All part of the ACA's big plan to be as all over the place as possible.

Some might argue that this kind of Flash stuff seems WAAAY too snappy for the ACA...
not even close to "Crappy".


To that I say... give it time.



Flash Trivia Game

max score = 340... see what you can do.



oh... and there's a hidden easter egg in there, if you can find it.

Labels:

posted by Adam 2/19/2007 05:05:00 PM
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2/06/2007

Never happened to me

There will be sound, just hang in there. I love the song playing on the radio in the background.

Labels:

posted by Bob A 2/06/2007 08:54:00 PM
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1/30/2007

I know that everyone out there is feeling great sadness about the passing of Barbaro (BTW... I will be out of the ACA office for a few weeks on bereavement leave), but at least you can leave your thoughts and prayers in the Barbaro guestbook.
posted by Dave 1/30/2007 08:18:00 AM
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1/25/2007

I don't know why, but somewhere along the line i must have clicked the wrong button or pissed off the wrong I.T. guy because the ACA got changed to some fancy "NEW" blogger version and now i don't know how to get it back. A few things that suck about this is that you have to have a gmail account now to be an intern and post. (Don't worry... you can still wax my escalade without the account). The other thing is that there's like a million bugs with this thing, unless i'm just doing it wrong... so there's gonna be some weird looking stuff here and there that will, for once, make the ACA look like a less than professional operation. I'd like to say that's just a temporary thing, but you know better. Also.. it would seem that the old version of comments doesn't really jive with this new stuff they got going on. so i'm forced to default to blogger comments, which... are more or less the same thing... just a little more annoying in no particularly specific way.

a couple possible good things, though... if i can get them to work. apparently you can categorize posts meaning that if you actually were to post something... it would be something like: "HEY! here's my post, here's the link, and oh.. by the way... this is a [SNAPPY] post". or maybe more like "Hey! Steve Buschemi is watching me poop! stevebuschemiiswatchingmepoop.com - Category: [CELEBRITIES WHO ARE OBSESSED WITH POOP]. i see amazing probability of for all kinds of user abuse with this thing, and... yeah, i'm fine with that.

other than that... sorry for the inconvenience. Thank you for choosing the ACA.

Labels:

posted by Adam 1/25/2007 09:43:00 PM
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I think this is what it's like to be inside Mike's brain.

Ironic Sans: Every ad in Times Square
posted by Adam 1/25/2007 09:43:00 PM
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Thanks to the ACA's new ray gun, we are now the ultimate power in the universe! If you happen to feel a funny sensation like you're about to burst into flames while you're walking in my line of sight, don't worry... they say it's non-lethal.
posted by Adam 1/25/2007 01:08:00 PM
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1/11/2007

I didnt read this, but seriously.....whew
posted by Bob A 1/11/2007 04:39:00 PM
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1/09/2007

The guy in the middle steals the show

What a laugh
posted by Bob A 1/09/2007 12:16:00 AM
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1/08/2007

Here's a fun game. I have figured a couple things out if anyone wants to discuss. http://www.rubytooth.com/media/55935/
posted by Toby 1/08/2007 09:04:00 AM
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1/04/2007

It's quick... it's dumb... it's suitable for the ACA... it's The Smart or Stoopid Test.

I scored a 26.
posted by Dave 1/04/2007 01:45:00 PM
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Everyone knows I'm kinda heartless, but just as i was about to X this out I hung in there and enjoyed the short 2 minute version of God Bless America by John Wayne

BTW Is Barbaro still alive?
posted by Bob A 1/04/2007 12:15:00 AM
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I'm a natural

I got 18 out of 20
posted by Bob A 1/04/2007 12:11:00 AM
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12/27/2006

Did i post this before?? I forget. exellent game, and stupid addicting! i have this thing down to a system. but once you buy the harpoon it's all over.

Harpoon Lagoon
posted by Adam 12/27/2006 04:40:00 PM
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this is brilliant film making... everything from the slowmotion fists to the face, to the subtle use of "hiya"s, to the final climax of getting raised off the ground by a hook in the eye.

Greatest Fight Scene Ever
posted by Adam 12/27/2006 04:38:00 PM
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12/20/2006

Man, I am so all over this!

My Outsourced Life
posted by Adam 12/20/2006 12:29:00 PM
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posted by Adam 12/20/2006 10:24:00 AM
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12/19/2006

posted by Adam 12/19/2006 09:32:00 AM
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12/18/2006

only about 3 more left... for now.

posted by Adam 12/18/2006 08:56:00 AM
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12/15/2006

I don't know about this Mick character...


posted by Adam 12/15/2006 10:06:00 AM
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12/14/2006

another one of those customer support call transcripts.
the verizon people are absolute morons.

Verizon Doesn't Know How To Count
posted by Adam 12/14/2006 08:39:00 PM
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the ACA and Momentum. Words you just naturally associate.

posted by Adam 12/14/2006 09:27:00 AM
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12/13/2006

posted by Adam 12/13/2006 08:29:00 AM
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12/12/2006

oh, that crazy Intern Mick.

posted by Adam 12/12/2006 10:42:00 AM
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12/11/2006

good news... I renewed adamscrappyattempt.com for another ful year (basically another 11 posts).

bad news... i quit before i finished setting it up.
so for the next few days come straight here (acalinks.blogspot.com) for all your ACA needs.



posted by Adam 12/11/2006 08:16:00 AM
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12/08/2006

posted by Adam 12/08/2006 09:47:00 AM
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12/07/2006

Welcome back Matt!

posted by Adam 12/07/2006 08:50:00 AM
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12/05/2006

Good Old Kramer.
posted by Bob A 12/05/2006 02:45:00 PM
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posted by Adam 12/05/2006 11:50:00 AM
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there is no secret code!

posted by Adam 12/05/2006 11:42:00 AM
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12/04/2006

posted by Adam 12/04/2006 09:09:00 AM
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12/01/2006

New comic for today... (who actually believed THAT would happen???)

ok, that's it til monday.

(click to enlarge)

posted by Adam 12/01/2006 09:13:00 AM
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11/30/2006

the Onion meets Wikipedia.com

Uncyclopedia
posted by Adam 11/30/2006 12:35:00 PM
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What's going on at the ACA these days, you ask??? What ISN'T??

Seriously. Every day, we continue to push the envelope, stretch the dollar, and amaze even ourselves.

And just when you think there's too much to handle, we come at you with something new!

Here's a little offering you might like. A crappy little attempt at a comic strip about the daily goings ons around the ACA. There are about 20 in all, at the moment, so here's 3 to tease your interest. New ones will go up each day, or whenever we remember. Feel free to drop suggestions for new ones at acamail@gmail.com

enjoy! (click to enlarge)



posted by Adam 11/30/2006 10:35:00 AM
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11/16/2006

Looking for a great children's gift this holiday season? How about the Dora the Explorer Aquapet?
posted by Dave 11/16/2006 09:39:00 AM
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11/07/2006

ok, you got my attention...

Naked man arrested for concealed weapon
posted by Adam 11/07/2006 01:46:00 PM
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10/24/2006

After seeing the Borat official movie site, what've I been wasting my time on this ACA for?

make click here

The 4 first minutes of Borat: The Movie
posted by Adam 10/24/2006 06:55:00 PM
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10/14/2006

I'm not sure what to do with this, but it should be something cool.

Super Mario Bros Audiosound Super-Synthesizer
posted by Rishi 10/14/2006 11:17:00 PM
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10/11/2006

We've been aquired by Google... Whatta ya know!

As this video shows... YouTube's founders are complete dorks. No, I'm not bitter just because (as Bob pointed out) YouTube is really just a ripoff of the ACA (only with video). Anyway... watching this clip makes me glad I never sold out to Google. These guys suck.
posted by Adam 10/11/2006 10:16:00 PM
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Have a friend who likes The Office? Brighten up his day with a phone call from Dwight Schrute.
posted by Dave 10/11/2006 03:00:00 PM
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10/10/2006

What is the best way for the head of the ACA to prevent complete anarchy at the ACA now that he can't access it at work? Customized motivational posters! Go to MotivationalBuck.com and create your own! While you're there, check out the Top 60 - some great ones in there.
posted by Dave 10/10/2006 02:48:00 PM
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10/06/2006

Adam's Crappy Attempt

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9/06/2006

My new favorite way to procrastinate: Go on YouTube and watch people do terrible covers of awesome songs.

Today: AC/DC's TNT

First, watch them play it.

Then, watch crap like this (I mean, SERIOUSLY, I bet even *I* can play better than this).

Or, if you want a really bad metal version of it. (P.S. - Your shirt is from Target.. I know, b/c I couldn't find one in my size)

This acoustic version may be the best of the lot.. at least they look like they're having fun.

And this is definitely the worst of all. He can't even tune his guitar, but at least his hair is awesome. Also, eat some food.

And, there are so many, many more. Find your own favorite!
posted by Rishi 9/06/2006 10:38:00 PM
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9/01/2006

A questionable new campaign no NYC subways to make people aware of their surroundings.

See Something? Say Something
posted by Adam 9/01/2006 12:55:00 PM
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Ever wonder what a soldier does for fun during a war?

Well, here's proof that he may be testing his helmet...
posted by Matt 9/01/2006 10:46:00 AM
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8/25/2006

http://www.ktvu.com/video/9591734/index.html?taf=fran


Just view this fantastic video about how politics suck
posted by Bob A 8/25/2006 05:01:00 PM
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8/24/2006

Going to any ACA sponsored events in the near future but not sure how to get there???

just google it... for real!!

Google Maps: "ACA HQ"
posted by Adam 8/24/2006 10:26:00 AM
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8/22/2006

Enjoy reading sports articles, but sick of those pesky writers who actually have a clue about sports other than basketball outside of New England? Then the Sports Guy is definitely for you.

With Write your very own Sports Guy Column, you can get all the enjoyment of every Sports Guy article without having to wait the 50 minutes for espn.com to load.
posted by Dave 8/22/2006 10:04:00 AM
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8/15/2006

Inspired by the sure to be classic, "Snakes on a Plane", comes the filmmaking challenge that takes this concept to the next level. What could be scarier than Snakes on a Plane???

how about

Tarantulas on a Hovercraft!

Fish on a Popemobile!

or Penquins on a Seqway!

check out these movies at BLANKS on a BLANK
posted by Adam 8/15/2006 02:30:00 PM
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8/12/2006

Did you know ... more than 11 miles of thread holds the giant Arch Deluxe burger in place. Period.

This was back when The Interweb was awesome because my parents couldn't use it and I had a modem that made funny noises.
posted by Rishi 8/12/2006 05:08:00 AM
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8/10/2006

What is a "Kitler" you ask? It's a cat that looks like Hitler... disturbing and adorable all at the same time! Witness this yawn-inducing phenomenon at catsthatlooklikehitler.com, and you can see side-splitting hilarity like this:

Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? Does he keep putting his right paw in the air while making a noise that sounds suspiciously like "Sieg Miaow"? If so, this is the website for you..
posted by Dave 8/10/2006 01:15:00 PM
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Some fool once said that money cannot buy happiness. What a silly goose! Thanks to the internet, you can buy happiness and other emotions at BuySomeHappiness.com.
posted by Dave 8/10/2006 01:12:00 PM
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8/09/2006

No church rocks harder than SOLID ROCK CHURCH, or SRC as I like to call it. And no tie rocks harder than the Bish's tie. No choir rocks harder than the FIRE CHOIR, pictured here.

But NOTHING rocks harder than the THIS!

until you find out that the 62 foot, 16,000 pound Jesus statue is not so much "solid rock" but more actually "a wood and styrofoam sculpture over a steel framework anchored in concrete. This is covered with a fiberglass mat and resin exterior."

LAME.
posted by Adam 8/09/2006 11:03:00 AM
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8/08/2006

World's Longest Ear Hair

"God has been very kind to me."

Umm, yeah..
posted by Rishi 8/08/2006 09:54:00 PM
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because we could all use more of these...

fortunes for your "cootie catcher".


...is it really called that?
posted by Adam 8/08/2006 01:24:00 PM
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Just what it says...

Yellow Deloreans
posted by Adam 8/08/2006 01:12:00 PM
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The comic sans font is everywhere... it must be stopped.

fortunately the nice people at BanComicSans.com are selling tshirts and stickers to fight this problem.

please note... this is quite different from the Comic Sans Appreciation Society, where you can also buy stickers and tshirts.
posted by Adam 8/08/2006 01:05:00 PM
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8/04/2006

Shut off from my supply of aca-oriented type links i'm being forced to resort to something almost "useful". sorry for the drought, but where the rest of you at??

people have been hacking google maps a lot for their own twisted gain. here are a few.

this thing shows where planes are on a map in real time. nice for when you're sitting in the airport and feel like counting near misses. google maps flight tracker

lets you draw lines on the map to figure our how far it is from point A to B. or if you're so inclined... point C. google maps pedometer

see if the road map matches up with the satellite map. i always wondered about this.
google maps transparencies

and you can make your own
one of these things too... ACA "hot or not" coming soon.
posted by Adam 8/04/2006 09:32:00 AM
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7/22/2006

The comedy is over
posted by Bob A 7/22/2006 08:39:00 AM
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7/20/2006

make a squiggle... print it out... sell it for millions... repeat.

just like jacksonpollock.org
posted by Adam 7/20/2006 08:57:00 AM
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7/18/2006

sad that these actually exist. then again... if the ACA did something like this, think of all the publicity!

Unintentional URLs
posted by Adam 7/18/2006 01:55:00 PM
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Everything in pop music sounds moronic when you hear it through a translator.

Especially Sean Paul...

pop translator
posted by Adam 7/18/2006 09:47:00 AM
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7/16/2006

Now all the fat people who, for some reason, need barbed wire necklaces and dragon's head earrings finally (finally!) have a place to go: GothicPlus.com!!

I'm not sure how I stumble upon this stuff.
posted by Rishi 7/16/2006 11:29:00 AM
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7/13/2006

this is from Bob.

get's old in about 2.8 seconds, but no one's ever made a headbutting soccer game until now. World Cup Head Butt

i'm sure someone out there is working on a Big Dig Tunnel racing game.
posted by Adam 7/13/2006 03:03:00 PM
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7/02/2006

I dont know why I didnt post this a while ago as this is like a week old now. Cancelling AOL. You DEF need to listen to the audio of this. I think we can all feel the guy's pain.
posted by Rishi 7/02/2006 09:53:00 PM
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7/01/2006

Shock and Awe your back yard. Happy 4th.

45000 Bottle Rockets
posted by Adam 7/01/2006 08:35:00 AM
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The possibilities for evil here are endless. Come up on caller ID as any name and number you want. Then have a recording say whatever you want. ACA telemarketing is resorting to this now that people know enough not to pick up.

Phone Trick
posted by Adam 7/01/2006 08:27:00 AM
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6/07/2006

all classics...

Itchy and Scratchy Episodes
posted by Adam 6/07/2006 09:42:00 AM
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6/05/2006

Great quotes from Bas Rutten's Self defense video.

Right away you say, "Okay, I'm sorry" BANG BANG BANG "No, I'm not"

"Stab in the liver"

"I'm sorry, Sir, but I'm going to break your leg"

"I don't believe in an eye for an eye, I believe in TWO eyes for an eye"

Damn, maybe I should change Mr. Bodhi's name to Bas
posted by Rishi 6/05/2006 07:35:00 PM
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Be the motorola RAZR and battle the SLVR in a robot cell phone dance off. a game idea no one needed to come up with.
posted by Adam 6/05/2006 03:58:00 PM
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6/01/2006

I'm glad Carl Monday doesn't have access to my overnight call room.
posted by Gary 6/01/2006 03:13:00 PM
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Uhhh, why are Air Arabia's promotional cartoon figures just tan faced South Park characters??
posted by Rishi 6/01/2006 12:45:00 PM
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5/31/2006

First of all, there's a Bat WOMAN? What the??

Second of all, why is she gay, exactly? Sure, they can spin it as trying to open our minds to other lifestyles or something something but I'm pretty sure they just think that this will sell more comic books to young boys who fantasize about things like hot lesbians.
posted by Rishi 5/31/2006 06:31:00 PM
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5/30/2006

This website gives you a new random picture of someone's cute bunny everytime you hit refresh! Yay!

Now I understand why people want to eat bunnies like Toby (ahhh, Toby, how we miss you.. both the bunny and the intern.. unless you're one and the same)
posted by Rishi 5/30/2006 07:29:00 PM
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After careful consideration of the cash that Oprah is raking in with that book club scam, I think it's time we started an ACA Book Club. and first one up is definitely The Ninja Burger: Honorable Employee Handbook
posted by Adam 5/30/2006 03:07:00 PM
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Using Google Labs (whaaa?) you can compare how often two words are being searched for. Here's the take on Yankees vs. Red Sox. Pretty much dead even. Big surprise.

It also finally puts to rest the whole Lindsey Lohan vs Hillary Duff thing. You may be surprised.

This thing is awesome; the combinations are endless.
posted by Rishi 5/30/2006 07:10:00 AM
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5/28/2006

You're graduating from U Penn. Ivy League, Baby. AND, it's the 250th commencement.. even sweeter. PLUS, they brought Jodi Foster in for the commencement speech! Man, you've got the World in the palm of your hand.

And then Jodi starts rapping.
posted by Rishi 5/28/2006 10:04:00 PM
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5/25/2006

Aaron Ralston is The Man.

And here's a guy telling us we can ALL be The Man if we think more like Aaron Ralston.
posted by Rishi 5/25/2006 11:35:00 AM
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Some ridiculous tatoos. I think "Mr. Cool Ice" takes it.
posted by Adam 5/25/2006 11:16:00 AM
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Andy Dick as Harlan McCraney, the genius behind George W. Bush's stupidity.

Harlan McCraney, Presidential Speechologist
posted by Adam 5/25/2006 10:18:00 AM
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Dude... Tom Hanks is the president of the National Organization for Women??
posted by Adam 5/25/2006 08:46:00 AM
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5/24/2006

How can a gay man climb Mt Everest?

Oh, thank God, he can't.
posted by Rishi 5/24/2006 11:28:00 PM
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this is some serious power...

Foreign journalists wanting to cover the birth must have written permission from the Hollywood stars to enter the country, and anyone who doesn't have their OK could be expelled, the Namibian government has said.

Brad Pitt will boot your ass out of Africa
posted by Adam 5/24/2006 02:39:00 PM
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5/23/2006

Is it just me... or is this Barbaro thing waaay out of control?

"Thousands of e-mails, hundreds of phone calls and gifts including carrots and apples have arrived at the veterinary facility in Pennsylvania where Barbaro is recovering from surgery"
posted by Adam 5/23/2006 09:37:00 AM
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Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name. "I love Lionel Richie," they say.

see... we're not so different.

Baghdad's Lionel Richie Obsession
posted by Adam 5/23/2006 09:27:00 AM
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5/22/2006

This guy has a blog, and in said blog he wrote a post entitled, "Congratulations, You're an Idiot", which begs the question: Who, exactly, is the idiot?
posted by Rishi 5/22/2006 08:42:00 PM
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So, I was watching the manlaws commercial during the Yankees game and I noticed that there was a dude who was missing part of his arm and I was like, "Is that the dude who cut off his own arm?" so I went to their website and Yup, it IS Arom Ralston, the dude who cut of his own freeking arm.

It provides major cred to the commercial, and also makes you wonder what the hell someone like Burt Reynolds is doing there.
posted by Rishi 5/22/2006 07:35:00 PM
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couple jazz cats busting some serious moves, synced-up near perfect w/ hip hop... pretty damn cool.

Al and Leon
posted by Adam 5/22/2006 04:36:00 PM
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From the makers of Grow comes Chronon. Grow makes a ton of sense by comparison.

I mean, this is what i learned from their "How to play" section...

"first,[put the pan from the wall onto the desk at 12:25],
then as far back as 6:15[put the pan into the fireplace].
after that, the pan placed in the fireplace, not the wall.
It means that situation changes the fact that pan was on the wall at
12:25,and also it doesn't exist the fact that you did first,[[put the pan
from the wall onto the desk at 12:25]]
What is more, if you do such thing at latter time[put the flour into the pan
on the desk.] Since the place of the pan has already changed above(on the
desk?fireplace), it doesn't exist the fact that you put the flour into the
pan on the desk, then the flour returns again to the original position."

get that?
posted by Adam 5/22/2006 11:17:00 AM
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5/18/2006

What do you write on a sign to warn people 10000000 years from now not to dig up our nuclear waste, and how do you do it in 150 words or less without sounding completely retarded??? Apparently, you can't.

This Place is Not a Place of Honor
posted by Adam 5/18/2006 01:29:00 PM
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5/17/2006

BBC interviews the wrong dude.. I mean the wrong Guy

His face as he's getting introduced is priceless

And here you can read the right Guy's reaction
posted by Rishi 5/17/2006 12:21:00 PM
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5/15/2006

Sure, we all love Blazin' Hazen. I mean, how could you not?

I somehow stumbled upon a completely different Youtube phenomenon: Ask A Ninja
posted by Matt 5/15/2006 02:01:00 PM
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Average Homeboy is BACK.. with another in his string of undeniable hits. This one is all about how he's flaming, which I would agree with. Plus, he puts out a message to all those "other emcees" not to mess with him or they will get burned. It's not to be missed.

Blazin Hazen
posted by Adam 5/15/2006 12:12:00 PM
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5/11/2006

I held off on posting this for a while because it's virtually unwatchable... but since there've only been like 20 posts here in the last 2 months, and given the fact that quality control has no place at the ACA, i give you Average Homeboy. Something SO wrong... it's STILL not right.
posted by Adam 5/11/2006 03:23:00 PM
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5/10/2006

Make You Happy Tonight - a little love song for all of you romantics out there.
posted by Dave 5/10/2006 02:50:00 PM
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5/05/2006

This site reminds me of the ACA of old... back in the day when hundreds of hapless interns would unwillingly do the tasks "the oracle" would proclaim. Oh the good old days... But at least these guys are stepping in.

Stunts of note include the time 100 people dressed in Blue shirts and khaki pants invading a Bestbuy, the Celphone symphony and my favorite and most in the spirit of the ACA, the great MP3 experiment

By the way.. who know Blogger had spellcheck!!! That's what I get for always using Blogthis instead of the main page!!!

-mike
posted by mike 5/05/2006 03:38:00 PM
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5/02/2006

I know that we have a mix of Bush-haters and Bush-hate-is-a-strong-word-ers, so I thought some might enjoy his ruthless roasting from Stephen Kolbert.
posted by Matt 5/02/2006 06:37:00 PM
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4/28/2006

Why didn't I do this first?

Fatherknowsshit

P.S. - Funny. But really funny to fathers.
posted by Rishi 4/28/2006 03:24:00 PM
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4/26/2006

Awesomely sweet satire:

The Iraq War Was Wrong Blog

Whether or not you agree with the writer, this site has so much FANTASTIC content that I can't even begin to wrap my feeble brain around it. Seriously, you could spend an entire week just going through the last week's posts and you still wouldn't be able to fathom everything that is on this site. I mean, I think Iraq is a mess, and I STILL think the site is awesome to the max. And by awesome I mean sweet.

Wait, wait, let me just give you some blurbs:

- A wrong war like during the Iraq war was cannot just be sitted idly by by.

- Okay, at least take a breather from that stress folk's because Osama's got a new tape out! He talks alot about Africa like how we have no business messing with Mislam's in Africa (which is right). Plus, he's all dissing Bush like "you didn't get me yet, I'm fine, ect). It was kind of cool. Good tape. (Ok, I don't undestand Mislam but you could hear alittle of it in Enlish on the new's). He's like "Hey Bush, got me? Didn't think so." (Like "got milk") lol

- Sometimes you start to doing something and you think its going one way but then it become's something you didn't expect. Something less then expetations. Something desappoint. Like wehn I was in highscool the Juinor prom. I was looking forward forward so much and I had waht to wear(special shopping trip) and I fell like , it's just. Fizzle out(bad mesunderstanding with date- long story. Bottom line wehn you think someone like-likes you but they only like you it's can lead to bad fellings all the around and BIG frustations)

- On the Iran question. The tragic part here is, if the Neocons were'nt so blinded by there Straussian Anti-Arabist Orientialism, they'd see what is obvious, that a nuclear Iran is in our best interests. Just checked out a map and it seems Iran is poise in perfect position (to the southeast flank somewaht after Turkey and a couple others) to be a crucielly improtant bulwark against Serbia in the region.

- We got to keep saying it. The. Most. Cerruped. Ademinstration. Ever.

I can't stop.
posted by Rishi 4/26/2006 10:20:00 AM
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4/25/2006

If you have Netflix, you might've noticed that the company can't really seem to make up it's mind with these things. The ACA went through a similar process with the evolution of our Happy Meal box.

Evolution of the Netflix Envelope
posted by Adam 4/25/2006 12:48:00 PM
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National map of Gas Prices... and apparently, we have another reason why it sucks to live in upstate Maine.

GasBuddy.com
posted by Adam 4/25/2006 12:38:00 PM
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You guys's comments on the ACA are really mean and like they really hurt me, and.. i don't know why people have to be mean to eachother... why can't we all just get along??? I mean... bird's are dying!
posted by Adam 4/25/2006 12:33:00 PM
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4/24/2006

Another look at the puzzling paradox of Hot Chicks with Douchebags
posted by Adam 4/24/2006 12:56:00 PM
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4/22/2006

A brilliant marketing move by Hallmark:

Hoops and Yoyo

Their April Showers bit is hilarious, but you can see their whole animated series as well.
posted by Rishi 4/22/2006 09:15:00 AM
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4/10/2006

The problem with most safes is that experienced burglers know how to crack them. “Brief Safe” offers the next best thing which is basically stained underwear that securely stores valuables in a 4? x 10? secret compartment with velcro closure. Available now for $9

Bob will sell you his for $5

THE "BRIEF SAFE"
posted by Adam 4/10/2006 03:58:00 PM
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Just 4 easy steps to a life of clear-sightedness when you perform Lasik at home! (one whole step is "perform the procedure". to me, this seems to be the hardest step.)

LASIK@Home
posted by Adam 4/10/2006 03:50:00 PM
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4/06/2006

You might think that checking the ACA for links is a lot like trying to watch grass grow. Only slower. But if you prefer instant gratification (and who doesn't) you can always just watch grass grow for real. It might just get you through the big drought we have planned for the net 4 months. But probably not.
posted by Adam 4/06/2006 09:29:00 AM
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pick any spot in the country and hear how funny they talk.

speech accent archive
posted by Adam 4/06/2006 09:22:00 AM
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4/02/2006

Frame That Toon - The Boston Globe

We got a bunch of smart asses on the ACA. Someone has to win this thing
posted by Bob A 4/02/2006 12:25:00 PM
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3/28/2006

you weren't planning on doing anything important over the next 3 weeks anyway....

Hapland 3
posted by Adam 3/28/2006 12:43:00 PM
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3/16/2006

He got the moves. He got the look. He got the beats. But more than that... he got the lyrics. The lyrics are sick.

can you say Chacarron??? sheet yeah! Chacarron rap video
posted by Adam 3/16/2006 03:46:00 PM
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3/14/2006

Big bucks! No whammies! STOP!
posted by Bob A 3/14/2006 12:28:00 AM
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3/09/2006

Real Life Simpsons

Not necessarily funny but well done
posted by Bob A 3/09/2006 11:18:00 PM
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simple, addictive and annoying... just shoot the stupid tank. damn thing starts out easy, then gets impossible.

TurboTanks
posted by Adam 3/09/2006 01:19:00 PM
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3/07/2006

Natalie Portman innocent?

I dont think so
posted by Bob A 3/07/2006 02:21:00 PM
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3/01/2006

Free gum!
posted by Rishi 3/01/2006 09:52:00 AM
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2/26/2006

I think this is what Gary was trying to say

Its under videos
posted by Bob A 2/26/2006 08:44:00 AM
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2/25/2006

Block Frenzy

I can't break the 20 sec mark (actually, I can't break the 19 sec mark)
posted by Rishi 2/25/2006 10:35:00 PM
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Jenn --> Brigette Bardot

Me --> Ronald Reagan

See which celebrity you look like at MyHeritage

(You have to sign up with an email address but we haven't gotten junk mail)
posted by Rishi 2/25/2006 11:32:00 AM
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2/24/2006

I NEED A DVR IMMEDIATELY!

Seriously, I live for this stuff

Hidden KFC message

God, it's so Fight Club.
posted by Rishi 2/24/2006 06:58:00 PM
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2/23/2006

If only I could figure out punctuation
posted by mike 2/23/2006 08:05:00 PM
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2/17/2006

Continuing on the wolf theme.. this site is so chock full of awesomely awesome crapiness (and by awesome I mean sweet) that I don't even know where to begin. The Wolfe Clinic.

Maybe this is my favorite. These people should be in jail. For being stupid.
posted by Rishi 2/17/2006 07:55:00 AM
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2/14/2006

Free Ringtones

No Shit. I tried it. And it sent me the song segment via email, but I need one of you youngens to tell me how to upload it from my computer to my phone. And NO, I dont have internet service on my phone so I cant go that route.

Thanks
posted by Bob A 2/14/2006 02:15:00 PM
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so freaking cool.

Creative Home Engineering - HiddenPassageway.com
posted by Adam 2/14/2006 10:49:00 AM
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2/12/2006

Can you place this face

It was popular 20 years ago in a very popular movie. no cheating Adam
posted by Bob A 2/12/2006 01:30:00 AM
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2/10/2006

Ok, I think things are getting way out of hand.

Society for the Study of Lost
posted by Adam 2/10/2006 11:05:00 AM
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2/07/2006

Hi,
I'm Mike, You might remember me from classic posts like - "Find that misspelling" and "I have a journalism degree but have the grammer of a 3rd grader". Well Blacktable has closed so my material to rip off is limited.. that being said I was trolling the internet looking for a friend and I think I found one. Oh that Steve! Imagine Steve on the portable DVD... the posibilities are endless

http://www.drinkingwithsteve.com/

Rough day at work? No job? You've come to the right place. Steve has found a loophole that blurs the line between the casual drinker and the raging alcoholic! Simply pop in the video, choose how many beers you feel like having and relax with your new drinking buddy. No stupid chit chat, no crying about ex girlfriends, just you and Steve tipping a few back. Enjoy.
posted by mike 2/07/2006 01:18:00 PM
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2/02/2006

Forget Kobe and Wilt, this chick scored 113 points in a game.

That's right, a high school girl scored 113 points in a 137-THIRY-TWO! victory over Brandeis. Seriously, does this even count as a record?! While the current poll on the site finds that people think this more impressive than Kobe's 81 points, the opposing coach disagreed, "She didn't earn this," Springer told the Post, "It was like picking on a handicapped person."

Which makes me think 2 things:
1. The coach considers her team severely disabled, or at least mildly retarded.
2. The coach picks on handicapped people on a regular enough basis to make this analogy.
posted by Rishi 2/02/2006 09:21:00 AM
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2/01/2006

Is there anything worse than suffocating from smoke in a fire? Well... I'm not sure I want to find out.

Toilet Snorkel
posted by Adam 2/01/2006 11:50:00 AM
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1/31/2006

Without a doubt... the best wolf shirt ever.

Ol Tripod says...
This shirt is excellent for pulling in husky Native American bitches with diabetes.

nukegoat says...
Its painful how sexy I look in this.

Tomash says...
My power has increased 100 fold with the addition of this shirt to my already vast aresenal of wolf shirts.

phazlay says...
Five stars for shizzle. I went from nerdy internet boy, to ladies man overnight. Thanks wolf sweater.

brownrice says...
if god wore a shirt, this would be the one

Throwdest says...
Nothing more beautiful then a girl in a Wolf shirt and panties.


Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf
posted by Adam 1/31/2006 09:53:00 AM
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1/29/2006

This man is living the dream.

Goose's Hooters World Tour
posted by Rishi 1/29/2006 12:37:00 PM
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1/24/2006

I'm stuck at 5.
you'll probably want to read the rules

Set Daily Puzzle
posted by Adam 1/24/2006 04:49:00 PM
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1/22/2006

We all love The Simpsons, therefore we'll love watching the guys who do the voices on Conan.
posted by Rishi 1/22/2006 09:36:00 PM
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We all love The Simpsons, therefore we'll love watching the guys who do the voices on Conan.
posted by Rishi 1/22/2006 09:35:00 PM
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1/18/2006

Running the car for 10 minutes aint gonna cut it

Good luck getting in the car.
posted by Bob A 1/18/2006 12:21:00 AM
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1/05/2006

ACA memo: I'll be away from ACA HQ for a while, taking part in the annual Bobs convention.. (the convention for people named Bob). So get ready for a steady stream of total inactivity... ACA STYLE!

What can you do to amuse yourself during this time? Well (very appropriately) there's Wanker
posted by Adam 1/05/2006 12:01:00 PM
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1/04/2006

hmm.

British Millionaire Marries Dolphin
posted by Adam 1/04/2006 02:29:00 PM
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1/03/2006

This is one of the greatest time wasters in ACA history. Fire burns oil, cera, and plants. Water grows plants and the "Namekuji". Salt kills Namekuji. Or you can just set NamaKuji to "vanish" and I'll stop saying "Namekuji".

WORLD OF SAND
posted by Adam 1/03/2006 04:56:00 PM
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12/29/2005

They aint models But still they can be naked. Just pass your cursor over them to disrobe them and click if you wanna shot at the trunk. You will NOT find a "ten" in the bunch.
posted by Bob A 12/29/2005 11:53:00 PM
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12/22/2005

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen on the Internet.
posted by Rishi 12/22/2005 08:36:00 PM
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12/21/2005

Its obvious why this woman would think Dave Letterman wants her.

Its the way he looks at her.
posted by Bob A 12/21/2005 02:06:00 PM
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12/19/2005

Ever wanted to pretend you were a high maintanance chick living in little Italy? Balance your life, your career, and your family, all while trying to win the heart of that dreamboat Elio. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I'm totally addicted to this game. So what.

Ciao Bella

posted by Adam 12/19/2005 03:20:00 PM
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ACA HQ is pretty quiet these days. Good thing we spent our last $27000 on this One-Man Foosball Table. Who needs interns?

posted by Adam 12/19/2005 03:12:00 PM
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You mighta caught this on SNL this week...

It's The Chronic (WHAT!) ...Cles of Narnia!

posted by Adam 12/19/2005 11:13:00 AM
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12/16/2005

Finally, what everyone in Japan is waiting for... a video game that combines teenage girls, martial arts fighting, and upskirt photography. (see the video) Yeah... um... Who else but the Game Programming Study Club?



posted by Adam 12/16/2005 01:16:00 PM
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12/15/2005

Finally...what we've all been waiting for Chewbacca sings!!
posted by Toby 12/15/2005 01:09:00 PM
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12/13/2005

Finally, a website documents all the last meals of inmates on death row.

An excerpt:

For his last meal, White requested a four egg Spanish omelets with gravy and hash brown potatoes on the side, six pieces of buttered toast, a gallon of milk, sliced peppers, onion rings, french fries, a cheeseburger, a pork chop and gravy, fried chicken, six slices of bread, a pitcher of ice, two Cokes, peach cobbler and vanilla ice cream.

Oh, BTW:

White was executed for the abduction, sexual assault and murder of a 9-year-old girl.

Nice.
posted by Rishi 12/13/2005 06:20:00 PM
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Couple of Asian dudes do an awesome Backstreet Boys impression.

My favorite part is the guy in the background.
posted by Rishi 12/13/2005 05:32:00 PM
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12/08/2005

Hey everyone, remember me?
Anyway, if you've ever dreamed of setting explosives for demolishing a building, here's what I hope that dream didn't look like.
posted by Matt 12/08/2005 10:33:00 PM
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12/07/2005

Yes, the best doctors are Indian, but maybe the best healthcare is not in India itself.

Woman dies after getting her eyes eaten by ants

Let me just say that again to properly drive the point home: A woman. Gets her eyes. Eaten by ants.
posted by Rishi 12/07/2005 10:20:00 AM
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12/06/2005

Even if you are Mr. Intensity, if this video teaches us anything it's to never EVER underestimate the strangely calm Russian.

posted by Adam 12/06/2005 04:14:00 PM
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This guy could prob take the guy who flew through Super Mario 3.. and don't even get him started on N game.

The World's Greatest Gamer - Johnathan "Fatal1ity" Wendel
posted by Rishi 12/06/2005 01:03:00 PM
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Buckner And Garcia

I couldnt help it. I had to download the song.
posted by Bob A 12/06/2005 01:16:00 AM
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12/03/2005

Just so everyone has a followup on the horse-sex case...
posted by Rishi 12/03/2005 10:14:00 PM
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12/01/2005

It goes without saying that we've all learned much from Journey. "Don't stop Believin" taught us to... never stop believing. ..In what, exactly, I have no idea... but come on... believing is a good thing. They're totally right about that. And how perfect is it that any way that I want it, also happens to be the way that they need it. I mean... that doesn't happen too often.

Anyway... if you're like most of the country, then you probably missed this... but if you live in Chicago, then you know that the 2005 World Series Championship owes everything to Journey.

and yes... this is true.

The Chicago White Sox baseball team adopted "Don't Stop Believin'" as their theme song for their playoff push towards the 2005 World Series [1], after players Joe Crede and A.J. Pierzynski went to a bar and screamed "Play some freakin' Journey!!" to a bad lounge singer. On October 28, 2005, Steve Perry led the team and the crowd in an a capella rendition of the song, on the podium at the World Series Championship celebration in Chicago.

I personally question whether this would be true if not for the Family Guy Karaoke episode. So this obviously begs the question... Who would've won the 2005 World Series if Family Guy never came back on the air???


Now check this out... their ESC4P3 album circa 1981, also appears to be the earliest documented use of 1337 (leet speak). Internet geeks are abuzz with this discovery today... showing, quite dramatically I might add, that Journey has achieved the toughest sociological challenge of the 80's. Uniting Nerds and Jocks.
posted by Adam 12/01/2005 09:13:00 AM
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11/29/2005

Can we put together some kind of office pool for this?

Dress like a despot.
posted by Rishi 11/29/2005 03:03:00 PM
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Not as funny as it could be, but check out "Otanno"...

The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards

posted by Adam 11/29/2005 01:18:00 PM
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11/19/2005

http://tv.yahoo.com/feature/seinfelddvd56.html

Check out the first DVD Extra. The Big Race.
posted by Bob A 11/19/2005 02:07:00 PM
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11/16/2005

Tired of the city life? Especially them city chicks? Try this new matchmaker. City Folks Just dont Get It

posted by Bob A 11/16/2005 12:53:00 AM
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11/15/2005

Hmm. Seems reasonable.

um... just an idea, but would money work instead of crack?

Mayoral Candidate Suggests Using Crack As Incentive For Homeless

posted by Adam 11/15/2005 01:09:00 PM
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Now you can "choose your sauce" and "choose your destiny" in this little interactive romp through some wacky office cubicle adventure. The whole thing smacks of ACA.

KFC Flavor Station - Choose your Sauce

posted by Adam 11/15/2005 11:56:00 AM
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11/14/2005

This would be a pretty evil thing to do... but then this little blurb caught my eye:

Scare the Absolute B-Jesus Out of Your
Boyfriend / Professor / Cousin / Brother-in-Law
with a Fake Pregnancy Test!


Hmm. Guess that sorta describes their target consumer. Though I would like to have seen an "etc" in there after brother-in-law.

Fake pregnancy tests

posted by Adam 11/14/2005 10:42:00 AM
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11/10/2005

If you enjoyed the zany Japanese insanity of yesterday's H.K. Cafe, then you'll love this one. It's basically the same, except it's way more complicated and has way more stuff that's in Japanese. Enjoy.

Virtual Japanese Juice Bar

posted by Adam 11/10/2005 12:52:00 PM
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Say it with me... "Xanthohumol"

What's that you say? Well in addition to tasting great, making you virtually immune to criticism, and helping white guys to dance (since 1884), Beer now keeps you from getting Cancer! It's all because it has this Xanthohumol stuff that you can't get anywere else. (nor would you want to...)

Ahh. Is there anything beer can't do?? (I submit that there isn't.)

"Still, no one knows how much beer is needed to reap the benefits. Mice studies show that the compound is metabolized quickly by the body, so it's hard to get a large amount in the body at one time, Stevens said."

Sounds like a challenge to me!

Beer Fights Cancer!

posted by Adam 11/10/2005 09:48:00 AM
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Here's some awesome Iranian children cartoons that show how cool it is to be a suicide bomber:

Khalil: No. This is impossible, because you've had no training and cannot bear arms.
Abd Al-Rahman: But we have two days to learn how to throw hand grenades and so on.

Or, if no grenades are available, you can always use.. uhh.. eggplants.
posted by Rishi 11/10/2005 06:35:00 AM
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11/09/2005

I always enjoy when mainstream media finally shows up on the scene of something like this and stuggles to figure out and to explain it.

Never seen this hand sign? You might be shocked
posted by Adam 11/09/2005 01:59:00 PM
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I know American kids have no attention span, but if i was a young British chap and was expected to tolerate this as my form of entertainment, then I'd probably kill myself.

In the three years he had been Games Master at Greytowers School, Harry Herbert had never felt so confident about the outcome of "The Big Match" ? the annual game with Oldtown College, the one game of the season which really mattered. The School had a good side; they had the advantage of playing at home; the weather was seemingly set fair; and they had a splendid new football pitch, the envy of neighbouring schools, completed in three weeks of unrelenting labour by the junior boys' forced-labour squads at the cost of only seventeen lives. So it was with a spring in his step that Mr. Herbert opened the door of the Football Committee Room and strode in with a hearty "Good morning!"

THE SLINGSHOT: The Great British Magazine for Young Chaps

posted by Adam 11/09/2005 01:34:00 PM
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Be a virtual short order cook and make the eggs, toast, and noodles as fast as possible without burning anything. Though it's a small departure from the burger flipping skills that most ACA interns wil be familiar with... this will atleast get you ready for work in the ACA's South Asian sweatshop cafeterias, if you should be lucky enough to get promoted that is.

H.K. Cafe

posted by Adam 11/09/2005 11:20:00 AM
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11/04/2005

The ACA is apparently worth a cool $564.54. SELL!!! SELL!!! SELL!!!

How Much Is My Blog Worth

posted by Adam 11/04/2005 11:21:00 AM
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Finally, some serious research into exactly how much alcohol can be squeezed into a single Jell-O shot. It's nice to see the scientific method doing some good for a change.

Creating the Ultimate Jell-O Shot

posted by Adam 11/04/2005 09:29:00 AM
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I know we've all been waiting patiently for this one, so without further ado... Kevin Federline's Triumphant Debut into the Rap Scene.

K Fed: "Y'all Aint Ready!"
posted by Adam 11/04/2005 09:14:00 AM
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11/03/2005

Wanna know which neighbor raped a 87-year old woman in her wheel chair? The Watchdog will help you.
posted by Matt 11/03/2005 11:10:00 AM
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Looking to play games to kill some time? Best.... site.... ever.....
posted by Dave 11/03/2005 09:34:00 AM
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11/01/2005

Are you a fan of the great American novel? If so, what the hell are you doing at the ACA? If not, then you might enjoy these book reviews from amazon.com.
posted by Dave 11/01/2005 01:31:00 PM
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10/28/2005

Come one you lazy interns. Who's got a caption for this one?

One of these things is not like the others

posted by Adam 10/28/2005 12:09:00 PM
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The power of genius filmmaking in action.

Shingo
posted by Adam 10/28/2005 09:54:00 AM
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10/27/2005

Uhh, I'll just let you read it.

“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues”
posted by Rishi 10/27/2005 11:40:00 AM
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10/26/2005

why didn't any of us think of this?

Your Retarded

posted by Adam 10/26/2005 01:53:00 PM
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Damn

I thought I had a shot

posted by Bob A 10/26/2005 01:38:00 PM
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Interesting story. Government's watching you, yadda yadda... but then something stuck out. "The EFF spent months collecting samples from printers around the world and then handed them off to an intern, who came back with the results in about a week."

This story just lost all credibility. There's NO way any government intern is getting any damn results back to someone in a week.

Tracking Code Discovered in Color Printers


posted by Adam 10/26/2005 10:24:00 AM
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At The ACA there is little we love more than Ninjas, except maybe Hapland. That's why I'm arranging our First Annual Intern Retreat (FAIR) to be held this winter in NYC at Ninja New York.

Here's a review, which is worth reading just because you almost never see reviewers give zero stars.

Go-mayn!
posted by Rishi 10/26/2005 10:15:00 AM
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10/20/2005

Before Grimace was just a lovable big lug, he was Evil Grimace, chasing Ronald all around Filet-o-Fish Lake.

Before there was "I'm Lovin' It" there was "Ba-da-ba-ba-bahhh / Oh, I love makin' friends and I love takin' friends around with me / I'm Ronald McDonald and I'm lovin' it (Ba-da-ba-ba-bahhh) / I'm Ronald McDonald and I'm lovin' it."

And could anyone fathom that the Hamburgler would stoop so low as to stuff ballot boxes in an attempt to unseat Mayor McCheese in the McDonalds election scandal that shook the nation?

The Freaky Universe of McDonald's Advertising
posted by Adam 10/20/2005 09:28:00 AM
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10/19/2005

A bearded Saddam, who was not handcuffed, described himself as the "president of Iraq" according to footage broadcast from the courtroom with a delay of about 30 minutes, but refused to give his name. The presiding judge, Kurdish magistrate Rizkar Mohammed Amin, looking increasingly exasperated, said: "For the record, the witness refuses to give his name."

Ramadan was vice-president under Saddam from 1991 and one of his regime's "enforcers". Taking his lead from Saddam, Ramadan also defied the court, telling the judge only: "I repeat what president Saddam Hussein said."

Saddam's only regret may be that he'll never get the chance to kill this guy

posted by Adam 10/19/2005 10:56:00 AM
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10/17/2005

BTW, if you liked the male pregnancy thing then you'll like everything that RYT Hospital is doing. Man, they're totally cutting edge.. why didn't I do my residency there!?!??
posted by Rishi 10/17/2005 09:46:00 PM
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See, this also has such an awesomely made website, so it MUST be true, right?

The First Male Pregnancy

Wait, did I post this up already?
posted by Rishi 10/17/2005 09:44:00 PM
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"If a 175-pound man fell into one end , he would come out the other end as 38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, and 7 pounds of minerals, as well as 123 pounds of sterilized water."

Sounds like that foreign oil problem is solved. ...but what about the poor gas companies??

Real Life Mr. Fusion!

posted by Adam 10/17/2005 02:58:00 PM
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The newest "Hapland" type thing... Escape from Rhetundo Island. Only this one's much different.

posted by Adam 10/17/2005 08:02:00 AM
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10/14/2005

from somewhere in the middle of the pile of worthless crap that is the internet...

The Virtual Toaster Strudel Icing Squirter

posted by Adam 10/14/2005 10:51:00 AM
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10/13/2005

This man loves his horse. Literally. Don't worry, it's PG.
posted by Rishi 10/13/2005 05:05:00 PM
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Love watching young waif women on The OC? Well, then you'll love The BC.
posted by Rishi 10/13/2005 01:53:00 PM
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Here's an example of a thief who clearly didn't know what he was getting himself into.
posted by Matt 10/13/2005 09:20:00 AM
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For those of you who've been meaning to "wake up with the King" but don't really feel up to that "meat on top of meat on top of meat" thing... well you can atleast get in on this year's hottest Halloween Costume.

Or you can be the Subservient Chicken. Apparently Burger King owns that. ... Who knew?

Then again... if you just want to profit from the stupidity of others... there's always EBay


posted by Adam 10/13/2005 08:41:00 AM
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10/11/2005

Look out wine aficionados, Mad Dog 20/20 isn't going to be the only wine that bums will carry around, it's all about to get a lot cheaper!

That is, if you believe this article.
posted by Matt 10/11/2005 05:30:00 PM
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My firewall should've blocked this filth.

Cumming First United Methodist Church

posted by Adam 10/11/2005 01:09:00 PM
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What happens when the Bush camp recruits a reporter to ask a softball question to the idiot leading our country, but the reporter doesn't show up? See for yourself.

(Note how he wasn't looking at the crowd at all when he called out her name).
posted by Dave 10/11/2005 08:59:00 AM
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10/09/2005

For anyone that has trouble, here is a step-by-step guide to spotting a douchebag.
posted by Matt 10/09/2005 05:50:00 PM
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10/06/2005

I know that we have a Yankees' fan among the interns, but this site is for anyone that yearns for Tim McCarver to shut up and leave television forever.

As a side note, this is an excellent complement to Bob's "FIRE JOE MORGAN" post.
posted by Matt 10/06/2005 11:22:00 PM
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10/05/2005

If you ever lose a cell phone or have it stolen, the first thing you do is call it, right? Well what happens when the thief hides the phone up her bum and then gets on a bus?

posted by Adam 10/05/2005 09:22:00 AM
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9/29/2005

If this girl intentionally meant this to be so funny then she's brilliant.

Will you go to prom with me?

How can I hire that grandmother?
posted by Rishi 9/29/2005 08:47:00 PM
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9/27/2005

As if the hurricanes themselves aren't bad enough, Rita's path looks like a giant penis.
posted by Rishi 9/27/2005 10:01:00 PM
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9/26/2005

One of the few times I'm actually jealous of surgeons...
posted by Rishi 9/26/2005 10:20:00 PM
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Want to place a bet on Kate Moss getting busted for drug charges? Okay, BetMaker.

(P.S. - It requires you to understand those Odds that are listed as -125 or whatever)
posted by Rishi 9/26/2005 09:13:00 AM
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9/20/2005

Have you finally mastered the rules of Rock-Paper-Scissors? Then maybe it's time for RPS-15.
posted by Dave 9/20/2005 10:49:00 AM
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If ever there was a vehicle that deserved to be in a fiery crash, this is it: The Ultimate Hippy Vacation.
posted by Dave 9/20/2005 10:46:00 AM
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In case you ever wondered what it look like for two pitbulls to try and take down a... well, bull, here's a transcript: Survival
posted by Matt 9/20/2005 09:17:00 AM
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9/15/2005

Arguably the funniest piece of unintended comedy in the history of the Globe.

Gillette goes five.

To fully appreciate the impact this will have, you need to understand the history of blades.

The pic of them unveiling it is hilarious.

And, of course, no blade post would be complete without the CLASSIC Onion article from the CEO of Gillette.
posted by Rishi 9/15/2005 03:33:00 PM
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9/14/2005

Wow, it must suck pretty bad when you want your tattoo to say "tank", but instead it says "feces trench".

Chinese tattoos gone wrong.
posted by Rishi 9/14/2005 05:11:00 PM
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9/13/2005

And to think, growing up, John Dennis always seemed the meek and timid Boston sportscaster compared to Lobie and Lynch. I guess working with Callahan at 5 am every day will do this to you. Warrants mentioning: Ryen Russilo actually knows something about sports. John Dennis does not.
posted by Gary 9/13/2005 03:00:00 PM
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9/08/2005

List of films ordered by the number of uses of the word (BEEP)

I never would've guessed Bad Santa would be in the top 50!

posted by Adam 9/08/2005 02:40:00 PM
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please make it stop.

Troy's Mixtape Of Love to Melissa on their 6 month anniversary. She broke up with him 2 weeks later.

posted by Adam 9/08/2005 11:53:00 AM
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9/07/2005

(digging deep for an ACA spin...)

Geraldo Rivera & Shepard Smith reporting first hand on the conditions at the ACA Thunderdome (usually the last stop for field trips on our factory tour).

Now they're mad as hell, and they're not gonna take it anymore!

posted by Adam 9/07/2005 08:44:00 AM
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9/06/2005

Does anyone else think this is crazy??

My wife says I have no compassion, but I think if a cruise line is going to give you a ship for 6 months and you say no cuz youre sick of water, then you should be the last to leave the Astrodome.

(Too Soon?)
posted by Bob A 9/06/2005 11:01:00 PM
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Worth your time solely for Mike Myers' reaction, especially in Kayne West's closing.
posted by Gary 9/06/2005 11:11:00 AM
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9/02/2005

Hypnotist Derren Brown creates this bizarre videogame experience that blurs fantasy and reality. I'm assuming the guy was in on it, and it's a hoax, but that doesn't mean the idea is totally cool/crazy.
posted by Rishi 9/02/2005 08:27:00 PM
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8/30/2005

In between times when they're kicking ass or dodging zap drones with upgraded run chasing algorithms, ninjas use their mad skills to fold shirts.

Didn't follow that? Here's a step by step guide.
posted by Rishi 8/30/2005 08:46:00 PM
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"within seconds after hitting "Play" on my VCR, I KNEW this stuff had to be shared with everyone on the planet. EVERYTHING about this video rules. The mullet hanging out of the back of the trucker hat, the fact that he's topless and occasionally forgets the lyrics (and must read them from an index card), the chinese zodiac calendar hanging on the wall, just below the window dressing - BUT THERE'S NO WINDOW... And the music! IT RAWKS!"

TheRawker!!!!

posted by Adam 8/30/2005 01:40:00 PM
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I never considered the constant annoying computer start up sounds when we set up the ACA Memorial to Fallen Interns as a WiFi Internet HotSpot.
posted by Adam 8/30/2005 10:20:00 AM
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Funny, seeing how this is also how the ACA deports lazy interns.

Guy shot from cannon over Mexican-US border

posted by Adam 8/30/2005 10:05:00 AM
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8/24/2005

I don't know what bignews is, and I ain't gonna click to find out, but their intrusion on The ACA is making me very angry. Especially since they're insincere with their accolades. Here's the proof.
posted by Rishi 8/24/2005 09:33:00 PM
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posted by Gary 8/24/2005 02:18:00 PM
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8/23/2005

Tired of presidential elections where you you're tired of choosing between scumbag A and scumbag B? Then maybe you need to think Christopher Walken in 2008.
posted by Dave 8/23/2005 08:44:00 AM
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8/22/2005

This is one of those games where there's no limit to how good you can get. Make sure you read the help story to have any idea what to do. It's addictive as hell.

n game

or theres a full version here
posted by Adam 8/22/2005 02:15:00 PM
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8/19/2005

A follow up to the GROW game: it's GROW RPG, the GROW game preferred by NERO participants everywhere.
posted by Dave 8/19/2005 04:15:00 PM
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8/17/2005

Ever hopeful couple should experience this kind of joy.

A young couple takes a pregnancy test

posted by Adam 8/17/2005 01:13:00 PM
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8/16/2005

The Spacemen from Outer Space!

Like a Denmark version of Monty Python, but not funny.

Please note: To view this unfunny video you must install Google's video player.
posted by Rishi 8/16/2005 04:17:00 PM
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Pretty impossible. I got to level 8.

Space Worms
posted by Adam 8/16/2005 12:50:00 PM
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Dog Island! Where dogs are FREE to run and to play and to crap anywhere they like!

They're pretty skimpy on the details here. Part of me wonders if Dog Island isn't really some street vendor's basement in Bangkok.

Dog Island



posted by Adam 8/16/2005 11:16:00 AM
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8/08/2005

Especially for Rishi and Jenn...

Every parent hopes their kid will someday grow up and make them proud. But I wonder whatthis kid's parents are thinking right now...

posted by Adam 8/08/2005 10:17:00 AM
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8/05/2005

Apparently SONY faked reviews for some of their movies (must be the same adwizards who were involved in all the radio payola stuff) and they've agreed to settle in a class action lawsuit.

Yeah, but I didn't just provide you with the info, I'm giving you the ability to file for FIVE dollars cold hard cash (I mean check) if you saw Hollow Man or like Umm Knight's Tale or something. Wait, I saw The Patriot! I can file!! Woo-hoo!!
posted by Rishi 8/05/2005 11:23:00 PM
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8/04/2005

Great for the ACA elevator, which is actually ADDS stops even when no one else is in it.

Elevator Hack
posted by Adam 8/04/2005 02:50:00 PM
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8/03/2005

I feel frequency of posts is far better than quality of posts.

This is the best 10 bucks I've ever spent

Watch Me Eat A Hotdog
posted by Rishi 8/03/2005 01:49:00 PM
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8/02/2005

Russians, at baseline, are funny.

Kangaroos, at baseline, are funny.

Put Russians and kangaroos together and you have an uproariously dangerous supercombination.

Russians hungry for kangaroos
posted by Rishi 8/02/2005 04:48:00 PM
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Ain't that a bitch

Nudist buried fully clothed

"We didn't really know him. We just had him arrested," Loete said. "Normally, if we had him arrested in the spring he'd be gone for the summer and we wouldn't have to worry about him until the next spring."
posted by Rishi 8/02/2005 04:37:00 PM
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7/27/2005

If you work with engineers, chances are that you've encountered the fashion atrocity that is sandals and socks. Here is a site that celebrates that, um, bold fashion statement.
posted by Dave 7/27/2005 03:13:00 PM
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7/26/2005

Yes the WWF (Er WWE) has expanded to new international leagues -

The Undertaker in't got nothing against the Bolivian Beast
posted by mike 7/26/2005 02:48:00 PM
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I made myself a black man for my ESPN post.

You may notice that I threw in the word "bruthas" to sounds more authentically black.
posted by Rishi 7/26/2005 12:09:00 PM
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I think "Monkey" is my favorite.

Japanese condom brands.

posted by Adam 7/26/2005 09:31:00 AM
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7/25/2005

you have to wonder how something like this happened on purpose.

simply the best

posted by Adam 7/25/2005 01:39:00 PM
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7/24/2005

Can I be Manny's son? There's an extra twin bed a little farther from the field. And I just called it. (Extra added factoid: Manny Sr. was breast fed until he was 4 years old. On my eternal soul.)
posted by Gary 7/24/2005 11:26:00 PM
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Homeowners should be expect to make repairs from meteor strikes every hundred milion years or so.
posted by Rishi 7/24/2005 04:40:00 PM
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Dont F**k with the Po-Lice

The police always enjoy when the cell phone call is more important than us.

posted by Bob A 7/24/2005 12:21:00 AM
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7/23/2005

If Schwarzenegger beat Homer out for the role of Mr. Sparkle:

"I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you see I am serious?"
posted by Gary 7/23/2005 01:52:00 PM
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7/22/2005

American Diver Injured at Championships

Someone needs to find video of this.
posted by Rishi 7/22/2005 06:00:00 PM
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7/20/2005

As per Dave's request

Spam Wars
posted by Rishi 7/20/2005 09:48:00 PM
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7/19/2005

Everyday I discover new uses for my Hey Horn. Just today I used it to tell a pedestrian, 'I know the light is green, but I'm letting you cross anyway.' Thanks Hey Horn!"

"Hey Horn" - The friendly alternative to regular honking

posted by Adam 7/19/2005 04:16:00 PM
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And while we're showcasing psycho parents... this mom completely freaks out because her kid won't give her $50 bucks until she asks nicely.
posted by Adam 7/19/2005 03:42:00 PM
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This is pretty bad, but no audio clip of a completely ballistic parent yelling at his kid would be complete without the wise ass comebacks. I'll wait til you listen to it before ruining the best parts.

kid's dad loses it
posted by Adam 7/19/2005 03:29:00 PM
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Another site nobody asked for...

Jowlers

posted by Adam 7/19/2005 02:20:00 PM
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AIM Fight, where you can determine your Instant Messenger popularity. After all, isn't popularity what the ACA is all about?
posted by Dave 7/19/2005 12:37:00 PM
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Probably the only good thing in the Boston Herald's comics page... Doing it online is MUCH MUCH faster.

Cryptoquotes

or you can also play the game i accidentally posted the first time. thanks rish
posted by Adam 7/19/2005 09:34:00 AM
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FIRE JOE MORGAN

Joe Morgan and Tim McCarver are two of the worst baseball color men ever. (Can I call Joe Morgan a baseball color man?) Scroll through this site for some of their pearls of wisdom.

They suck! SUCK!!!!
posted by Bob A 7/19/2005 12:16:00 AM
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7/14/2005

We all know that the Vice President is next in line, should anything happen to the President... and then there are like 17 people after him/her just in case. But what happens if by some really really shitty luck, all 18 of those people suffer unfortunate accidents or ill fates? Who's next in line??? Nobody! So what do we do then??

Well thanks to this site... you can sign up to be the next guy in line, in case that ever happens. It's amazing we've gone 229 years with only 18 layers of protection.

Presidential Order of Succession - Sign Up Sheet.



posted by Adam 7/14/2005 01:17:00 PM
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7/13/2005

A Message From The Ghost Of General Patton

With Love, from Republican Bob
posted by Bob A 7/13/2005 10:53:00 AM
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7/12/2005

Here's Google's link to see what the most popular Google searches are in the U.S. and around the World.

Zeitgeist

It's good to know that Star Wars and hot chicks cross all cultural divides.
posted by Rishi 7/12/2005 04:56:00 PM
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Don't ask me how i found this... or why.

"Were J J Fad and were here to rock
Rhymes like ours could never be stopped
See, thers three of us and I know were fresh
Party rockers, non-stoppers, and our names are def
See, the J is for just, the other for jammi
The F is for fresh, A and D def
Behind the turntables is DJ Train
Mixi and scratch' is the name of the game "

J.J. Fad - Supersonic
posted by Adam 7/12/2005 02:17:00 PM
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7/11/2005

Pauly Shore (yes, Pauly Shore) has a new show: Minding the Store.

Don't click on it for the show.. click on it to find out how TBS will send you a buck if you watch the show and don't laugh.

That's called easy money.
posted by Rishi 7/11/2005 09:53:00 PM
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7/06/2005

This actual article itself is not all that interesting. However, at the bottom of it, two separate cases of incidents with cows really drew my attention. In case you thought this was an isolated article, check out the related articles section.
posted by Matt 7/06/2005 01:14:00 PM
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7/01/2005

Check out this fish!!!!
posted by mike 7/01/2005 01:05:00 PM
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If a Russian tank crashes through the window of your used car showroom while you're in the middle of making a sale, do you pretend like nothing's wrong?


Soldiers steal tank to buy vodka

posted by Adam 7/01/2005 11:04:00 AM
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Who needs new ACA content when you can just flash back to 16 months ago, when 18 witty comments a day was a normal thing. wow.. we did some quality work back then.

The heyday of the ACA.

posted by Adam 7/01/2005 10:34:00 AM
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6/30/2005

Mike? you work in advertising... care to explain this?

Stella Artois... Ad?

posted by Adam 6/30/2005 02:33:00 PM
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Daily Foo - Carma : Moron tries hitting a kid on a bike with the car door, gets what he deserves

Why should I change the link? I mean it says it all.
posted by Bob A 6/30/2005 12:03:00 AM
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6/28/2005

This is the ultimate ACA-style website. Not only is this guy obsessed with Vin Diesel, but he also gives you nothing of real value.
posted by Matt 6/28/2005 10:21:00 AM
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6/27/2005

to all Interns... want ACA posts and comments emailed to you, just like I've had for months now? comment here and i'll hook you up.

posted by Adam 6/27/2005 09:54:00 AM
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Confusing? Check. Addicting? Check. Better than doing work? Most certainly. It's Sudoku
posted by Dave 6/27/2005 09:23:00 AM
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6/24/2005

Remember the Russian glam-synth classic, "Elektronik Supersonik"? eh... it's in an ACA post down there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to scroll down.

Anyway... here's the followup effort, which I am proud to say... sucks much harder.


Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe... "I am the Anti-Pope". music video
posted by Adam 6/24/2005 03:11:00 PM
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6/23/2005

A cool list of when every food was discovered/invented.

look... Beer was invented in 10,000BC, but Pretzels... not 'til 400AD. What the hell did people munch on??

oh wait... Pistachios.... 7,000BC.


The Food Timeline
posted by Adam 6/23/2005 10:19:00 AM
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6/14/2005

Requested by Bob. That ol' barbershop number, "You Have Aids"

Family Guy Multimedia Archive
posted by Adam 6/14/2005 03:56:00 PM
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Unfortunately, the people outside the Michael Jackson's trial weren't all struck down with the plague. The only bright side is that it provided material for Triumph the Insult Comedy Dog.
posted by Dave 6/14/2005 01:26:00 PM
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6/09/2005

Wayne State University is very, very progressive

Poronography okay to watch in library

I wonder how long those English majors wracked their brains to come up with that title.
posted by Rishi 6/09/2005 09:21:00 PM
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6/07/2005

We're here! We breastfeed in public! Get used to it!

Umm, okay.

Lactivism 101

Plain ol' Lactivism

Are you a member of the Militant Breastfeeding Cult?

Here's an awesome pic, courtesy of the MBC.

And, finally, a big ol' F you to Starbucks.

I guarantee I just increased the ACA's hits by like a hundred million. We haven't seen this much action since the whole Salma Hayek thing.
posted by Rishi 6/07/2005 09:25:00 PM
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6/06/2005

Why stay in those fancy youth hostels while backpacking around Europe when you can just crash on someone's couch and have them molest you at night?

CouchSurfing
posted by Rishi 6/06/2005 08:47:00 PM
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6/02/2005

Enlightening video of a typical ACA intern brainstorming session.
oh... wait. It's actually an ACA motivational seminar. I get them confused myself.

Another great idea in action

posted by Adam 6/02/2005 01:14:00 PM
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